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Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Votskomit posted:

My 20 month old has suddenly gotten super picky about food, and refuses to sleep if she can help it. Tough times.

She eats yogurt, peas with tomato sauce, potatoes, boiled egg white, strawberries, grapes, spaghetti or tofu.

Other items are variable.

Sounds exactly like my 16 month old. We just started cutting the bottle and sleep training so we'll see how that goes.

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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Toddler is drat near on hunger strike. Wife gets ultra demoralized by it. I just chant "All we can do it put the food in front of him, he will eat eventually".

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

KirbyKhan posted:

Toddler is drat near on hunger strike. Wife gets ultra demoralized by it. I just chant "All we can do it put the food in front of him, he will eat eventually".

We felt a lot better when one of my wife's good friends remembered that as a kid she ate basically nothing for a year, her mom took her to some specialists and she just grew out of it and is now a chef. Our kid eats enough things that it's not too worrying but I definitely get your wife being demoralized because it is really frustrating.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

KirbyKhan posted:

Toddler is drat near on hunger strike. Wife gets ultra demoralized by it. I just chant "All we can do it put the food in front of him, he will eat eventually".

I sympathize greatly, your kid not eating is enough to drive anyone crazy

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

toddlers slow down in growth rate too so you may see an appetite drop that goes with it

lovely combo with their taste buds changing every week

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
our kid as a toddler started eating a lot during growth spurts.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Votskomit posted:

My 20 month old has suddenly gotten super picky about food, and refuses to sleep if she can help it. Tough times.

She eats yogurt, peas with tomato sauce, potatoes, boiled egg white, strawberries, grapes, spaghetti or tofu.

Other items are variable.

That's actually a pretty decent number of things.

With our 17 month old we're down to babybel cheese, beans, cheerios, yogurts, blackberries, dinosaur nugs. She'll randomly do poo poo like sit in my lap and steal my pad thai so we're constantly offering whatever we're eating in the event it happens, but mostly I think she survives on photosynthesis.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
when my kid was six months old we learned he was intolerant of almost every food and we had to introduce ingredients one at a time on a weekly basis until we ruled everything out (and as he grew out of FPIES).

now we are down to just eggs, milk, and peanuts.

anyway, there's a lot of weird ways to feed a kid it turns out.

Votskomit
Jun 26, 2013

Chad Sexington posted:

That's actually a pretty decent number of things.

With our 17 month old we're down to babybel cheese, beans, cheerios, yogurts, blackberries, dinosaur nugs. She'll randomly do poo poo like sit in my lap and steal my pad thai so we're constantly offering whatever we're eating in the event it happens, but mostly I think she survives on photosynthesis.

She struck spaghetti from the list today.

I fear next month.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

As long as beans remain on the list you good

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

when my kid was six months old we learned he was intolerant of almost every food and we had to introduce ingredients one at a time on a weekly basis until we ruled everything out (and as he grew out of FPIES).

now we are down to just eggs, milk, and peanuts.

anyway, there's a lot of weird ways to feed a kid it turns out.

yeah our kid had a milk allergy which ended up explaining so much when she was an infant. it's incredibly easy to feed a kid non-dairy these days as it turns out

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

we’ve entered into the phase where my newly 3 year old will start a sentence with ‘sometimes….’ or ‘daddy did you know umm….’ and then spout a torrent of loving nonsense that starts off somewhat coherent and then rapidly devolves and it’s adorable.

meanolmrcloud has issued a correction as of 21:17 on Jan 3, 2024

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

meanolmrcloud posted:

we’ve entered into the phase where my newly 3 year old will start a sentence with ‘sometimes….’ or ‘daddy did you know umm….’ and then spout a torrent of loving nonsense that starts off somewhat coherent and then rapidly devolves and it’s adorable.

Sounds hilarious and I look forward to when that happens with my kid

I need examples, gimme

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
The brief time where your kid still works on toddler logic but has the ability to verbalise it is magical.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Elissimpark posted:

The brief time where your kid still works on toddler logic but has the ability to verbalise it is magical.

My 3yo loves to blurt out any random thought or just repeat other people just to feel he's contributing to the conversation, and he's irrationally happy when doing so.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

My kid interrupted a story I was telling about my own life to correct me on a totally mundane detail about the weather, when they had no idea what the weather would have been that day because it was 25 years before they were born.

And then kept arguing with me that it wasn't as cold as I said it was that day. ???

Struensee
Nov 9, 2011
Yeah right, it was "snowing", a thing that actually happens

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Option this puppy to Netflix, IMO

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Another Bill posted:

My kid interrupted a story I was telling about my own life to correct me on a totally mundane detail about the weather, when they had no idea what the weather would have been that day because it was 25 years before they were born.

And then kept arguing with me that it wasn't as cold as I said it was that day. ???

lol

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Offering new parent goons a glimpse of the other side: the five year old started judo in December and it is amazing. The exercise and learning how to fall is reward itself, but it's so much more. The look of pride and accomplishment on her face after she successfully tossed a nine year old boy on his rear end was right up there with first steps and bike riding with proud parent moments.

Literally every step in parenthood is better than the last and you've got so much fun stuff coming.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006
The worst part of the ER is when they say your kid is fine and you can go, and then you need to wait an hour and a half for someone to come check you out.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

yesterday my son was drinking some water and i said "good job staying hydrated buddy" and he said "im not! dont call me that!"

wonder what he thinks it means...

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
ask him then report back here because I want to know too

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Kids get insulted by the weirdest things. When my kid was live three, he told our four year old neighbour kid that he (the neighbour) lived in number 6. This was entirely correct, but he almost began crying over this grave perceived insult. (My kid did not understand the situation at all and kept going. That's because he's not very good at picking up subtle clues like crying)

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
it’s super cool that I have to get my kids summer break plans done in about a week or it will be filled up for the 3 different places we’re looking at near us.

some weeks are full already at one camp but gonna wait list them anyway.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Microplastics posted:

ask him then report back here because I want to know too

i asked him earlier what hydrated means and he said he didnt know

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

BonHair posted:

Kids get insulted by the weirdest things. When my kid was live three, he told our four year old neighbour kid that he (the neighbour) lived in number 6. This was entirely correct, but he almost began crying over this grave perceived insult. (My kid did not understand the situation at all and kept going. That's because he's not very good at picking up subtle clues like crying)

My kids both get really mad if someone says "sorry" to them.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Kind of crazy to think that about 2 years ago my daughter was sometimes confined to her playpen for her own safety, and today she helped me reassemble it for her little brother and was legitimately helpful

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




loquacius posted:

Kind of crazy to think that about 2 years ago my daughter was sometimes confined to her playpen for her own safety, and today she helped me reassemble it for her little brother and was legitimately helpful

Yeah being able to ask the 8yo to do things and it...happens, they help, it's cool that way

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
2 years ago my daughter was a tiny thing i carried around in one arm while prepping her bottle, today she got her apron on, got up on her toddler tower and helped mix pancake batter for breakfast

the first few years are crazy

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

PerniciousKnid posted:

The worst part of the ER is when they say your kid is fine and you can go, and then you need to wait an hour and a half for someone to come check you out.

Yeah our recent RSV visit was like that. Got caught by the shift change around midnight.

She at least finally passed out and I was lulled to sleep on the bed by the Spanish game show on the television we could neither mute nor turn off. Go go American healthcare system.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

I walked my dog up to meet the kids after school and saw my 12yr old daughter walking home with a boy :3:

I'm not going to say anything to her about it, don't want to make it weird...

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
My big "victory" this morning was keeping 17 month old in her crib somewhat quietly until 5:30 before getting up after a 4:30 wakeup.

I still think about the rage I felt when my wife's cousin complained that his kid woke up at 7am all the time, including weekends!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
my older son woke up at 4:30 today to start watching something on the iPad and he was very disappointed when I shut that down.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Chad Sexington posted:

Yeah our recent RSV visit was like that. Got caught by the shift change around midnight.

She at least finally passed out and I was lulled to sleep on the bed by the Spanish game show on the television we could neither mute nor turn off. Go go American healthcare system.

We've had it half a dozen times, it's always like that. I understand the wait to be seen but they don't have anyone available qualified to take insurance information and let us leave? Do you need a special cert to push the little computer around on the cart?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Snow day...oh gently caress

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Our 3-year-old is waking up at 6:30 every day because we got her one of those Ok To Wake clocks (or "reverse alarm clocks" I think?) Basically it's a clock that turns on a light when you press a button, and it's yellow by default but is green during an "ok to wake" time window when you have declared it an acceptable time to be woken. I'd recommend getting one to everyone whose kid is waking them up too early every day. We've tried to convince her that when the clock turns green she should feel free to just get up and play with toys rather than yelling for us before even getting out of bed, but she will have none of that.

This routine was annoying but acceptable up until we started getting woken up in the middle of the night by her little brother. He is now "sleeping through the night" but that just means he's up for the day at 5:00 and so far cannot be persuaded to go back to sleep. When his sister was this age we were able to do a "snooze feed" wherein she breastfed for 5 minutes and went back to sleep for two hours. Given this opportunity he'll just nurse for half an hour and then not go back to sleep. There does not appear to be a solution other than "wait until he gets older and will eat more solid food." This morning he wouldn't eat jack poo poo at breakfast because he was exhausted from being awake since 5 AM. :shepicide:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


loquacius posted:

Our 3-year-old is waking up at 6:30 every day because we got her one of those Ok To Wake clocks (or "reverse alarm clocks" I think?) Basically it's a clock that turns on a light when you press a button, and it's yellow by default but is green during an "ok to wake" time window when you have declared it an acceptable time to be woken. I'd recommend getting one to everyone whose kid is waking them up too early every day. We've tried to convince her that when the clock turns green she should feel free to just get up and play with toys rather than yelling for us before even getting out of bed, but she will have none of that.



It took until she was 5 1/2 or 6, but our daughter finally started just going downstairs and turning cartoons on when her clock turns green. 7am on the dot all winter break, we heard her scamper downstairs. For the first year, "clock turns green" definitely meant to her "go wake up mom and dad"

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Me to the 4yo: pooping is not a spectator sport!!!

gently caress he's 4?

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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Mustached Demon posted:

Me to the 4yo: pooping is not a spectator sport!!!

gently caress he's 4?

Where did you get the idea it wasn't?

I'm just glad I'm early morning regular, so any potential audience is usually asleep.

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