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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Stoatbringer posted:

Maybe nobody had stabbed him in the face before, and it was his natural weakness?

Much like Judge Dredd punching Fear.

Well, the prophecy says "hand" so a fist to the face could work.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

voiceless anal fricative posted:

Her dad's name was Eomund and her brother's name was Eomer. Honestly the matchey matchey names is the bigger crime than calling your kid that name on its own. It's like a guy called Brian calling his kids Brianna and Bryce or some poo poo.

Viz: Elden Ring.

Still no idea who the gently caress anyone is in that game.

Noir89
Oct 9, 2012

I made a dumdum :(

OwlFancier posted:

The rohirrim are modeled off of the old english royals and we had a period of a few hundred years with everyone fighting over the same half dozen syllables arranged in different orders for their names.

To reinforce this point:



edit:

Here is the same tree further down, after King Alfred. Spoiler, it did not get better:

Noir89 has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Jan 4, 2024

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Aethelred married Aethelflaed?

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

Elissimpark posted:

Well, the prophecy says "hand" so a fist to the face could work.

Sparta-kick the witch king off a cliff

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
a lot of virgin birth going on in Wessex

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Viz: Elden Ring.

Still no idea who the gently caress anyone is in that game.

Have no fear, that info is buried somewhere on a talisman description locked away in a late-game secret area! :v:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

credburn posted:

Does anyone else find the cutesy grammar / no punctuation style choice distracting? Ruins the funny :colbert:

The General posted:

Unfortunately.


dang I haven't even gotten out of bed yet this morning and I've already found another dumb thing people are insecure about

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Tree Bucket posted:

Aethelred married Aethelflaed?

The Last Kingdom is great because you have to meet these characters and actually keep track of their names in spoken form only

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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credburn posted:

Boy when I'm in charge of this place there will be a return to traditional SA values.

What is a "carriage return"?

Why would a carriage return to the hospital??

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

credburn posted:

Boy when I'm in charge of this place there will be a return to traditional SA values.

Ew

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Lmao Baldwin II "the Bald"

it was right there

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT
King Cool has died, Long live King Cool Wolf!

Noir89
Oct 9, 2012

I made a dumdum :(

Data Graham posted:

The Last Kingdom is great because you have to meet these characters and actually keep track of their names in spoken form only

Yeah it can get confusing fast lol.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

You think Old English naming conventions are annoying to keep track off?

Try reading some Punic history. Hanno, Hamilcar, Hannibal, Hasdrubal. Those 4 names cover about 90% of every prominent figure from Carthage.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

dialhforhero posted:

FYI being the Rohirram, their culture and language revolve around horses and Eo is a “modern” prefix for all things horse related. They name their children after their parents in a similar way to Icelandic surname tradition except the names also pay an homage or honor to horses.

I used to think the same thing but it occurred to me that I was (and you may be) probably thinking of eohippus, but I remembered that it’s hippus that’s the root meaning “horse” (e.g., hippopotamus, “river horse”; eo comes from the Greek, eos, meaning “dawn”

Noir89 posted:

To reinforce this point:



edit:

Here is the same tree further down, after King Alfred. Spoiler, it did not get better:


I was going down a rabbit hole of early rulers of England and saw all the goddamn Eds in the timeline, so I looked it up. Ead/Ed just means “wealth”. Christ, ugh.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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root beer posted:

I used to think the same thing but it occurred to me that I was (and you may be) probably thinking of eohippus, but I remembered that it’s hippus that’s the root meaning “horse” (e.g., hippopotamus, “river horse”; eo comes from the Greek, eos, meaning “dawn”

Yes well, that's greek

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/eoh

quote:

eoh

Old English
Etymology 1
PIE word
*h₁éḱwos
From Proto-Germanic *ehwaz, from Proto-Indo-European *h₁éḱwos.

aka "equus"

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Deptfordx posted:

. Hanno, Hamilcar, Hannibal, Hasdrubal.

Yes, I’ve played Elden ring as well

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Isn't there a dedicated thread for Tolkien fart-huffing somewhere?

Gun dino was pretty great though, ngl.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Arivia posted:

the prophecy is just that the witch-king cannot be KILLED by any man.


Glorfindel, a nerd: I said he wouldn't be killed by a man, not that he couldn't be killed by a man.


Witch King: *curb your enthusiasm credits*

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I couldn't find somewhere other than discord to upload this without jumping through a thousand hoops, so this will probably expire at some point

https://media.discordapp.net/attach...a76979c680bca4&

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Data Graham posted:

Yes well, that's greek

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/eoh

aka "equus"

Ah, nice, thanks

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

Deptfordx posted:

You think Old English naming conventions are annoying to keep track off?

Try reading some Punic history. Hanno, Hamilcar, Hannibal, Hasdrubal. Those 4 names cover about 90% of every prominent figure from Carthage.

That's because those four individuals cover 90% of the prominent figures in Carthaginian history :agesilaus:

This post by the Scipio Gang

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Sentient Data posted:

I couldn't find somewhere other than discord to upload this without jumping through a thousand hoops, so this will probably expire at some point

https://media.discordapp.net/attach...a76979c680bca4&

thank you for this

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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you assass


(surprisingly frequent)

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Some good ones in the minimum squares. Dirthat, scumwit and wankclown.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

yeah most of the rear end line is a bit deranged. Assass, bumass, pissass etc all in the thousands?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Dirtwit needs our help

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Where are these people who say twat waffle

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I regularly call people "assbutt" and it's not even on there

lol that there's a whole prefix line for "trump"

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?
I didn’t even know poop goblin was an option

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




There's no knob.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
Wank Clown feels like one that should see some use.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I like Cock Clown for the alliteration

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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kiimo posted:

Where are these people who say twat waffle

All over the place I'm afraid

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I got moon moon

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

enigmahfc posted:

Wank Clown feels like one that should see some use.

:hmmyes:

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