The Wicked ZOGA posted:

What a shitload of gently caress!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Always rough to see a post like that, you click through and find out they spiraled down and OD'd years ago due to their grammar pedantry addiction

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i love reading literature

i say swears online posted:

About the author
Xan West is the nom de plume of Corey Alexander, an autistic queer fat Jewish genderqueer writer with multiple disabilities who spends a lot of time on Twitter. Xan’s erotica has been published widely, including in the Best S/M Erotica series, the Best Gay Erotica series, and the Best Lesbian Erotica series. Xan’s story “Trying Submission,” won the 2018 National Leather Association John Preston Short Fiction Award.

After over 15 years of writing queer kink erotica short stories, Xan has begun to also write queer kink romance. Their recent work still centers kinky, trans and non-binary, fat, disabled, queer trauma survivors. It leans more towards centering Jewish characters, ace and aro spec characters, autistic characters, and polyamorous networks. Xan has two romances currently available: Nine of Swords, Reversed and Their Troublesome Crush. Their latest book, Eight Kinky Nights, an angsty kinky polyamorous foodie Chanukah f/f romance, releases December 16, 2019.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i say swears online posted:

ace and aro spec characters

aerodynamically specialized characters aka decepticons

Buck Wildman posted:

STARSCREAM I NEED YOUR SUPPORT AT THE JEWISH GENDERQUEER PATISSERIE

....no megatron. your kinks lack the survivalist dynamic that only I can bring. my time to lead the decepticons to true polyamorous submissiveness is NOW

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

starscream you have failed to make me cum for the last time

Autisanal Cheese posted:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

starscream you have failed to make me cum for the last time

SimonChris posted:

Mr. Nice! posted:

https://www.millerchevalier.com/publication/miller-chevalier-wins-50-million-judgment-against-syria-behalf-imprisoned-american

He just got $50m (well, $30m after attorneys fees most likely) of Syrian sanction money for his stint in a death camp.

The internet again cross over into real life. Shine on your crazy diamond. Please take your meds.


e: guess I should have titled it Caro instead of his real name.

Upgrade posted:

Most successful goon project yet

EorayMel posted:

U-DO Burger posted:

The year is 2024. Lowtax is dead and Caro is a multimillionnaire

bawk posted:

800peepee51doodoo posted:

Been watching some of the 4k transfers of James Cameron movies and they're great but the increased resolution makes it very obvious that it is definitely not Arnold riding that horse. Also the racism really pops.

Tunicate posted:

You should get one a lot of the newer 4k OLEDs, older model tvs are bad with blacks

rasser posted:

<3

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Desert Bus posted:

Imagine posting less than three when more than three is right there lol losers

Yngwie Mangosteen posted:

3

Desert Bus posted:

Clearly I never properly learned math. Welcome to my Dyscalculia.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Please don't play Dyscalculia.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Please don't play Dyscalculia.

Desert Bus posted:

Dyslexia was good and Dyscalculia was a decent second release from a small developer. Excited to see what they come out with next.

SiKboy posted:

Dyspraxia, its... Not great. Kind of clumsy.

ex post facho posted:

for england, james?

Spanish Manlove posted:

All I wanted was dyspepsia, just one dyspepsia, and she wouldn't give it to me

Lone Goat posted:

mom: dead i am the two

Lone Goat posted:

mom: dead i am the two

ZeusCannon posted:

Why does every nazi symbol look like something a highschooler would idly draw on the edge of their notes.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Cool SS

Wang Chung II posted:

Hey. I'm not stoned. Just can't figure out how to use the forum. Where do I go to learn? Like, for one, if I'm on a topic and there's more than one page, how do I go to view page 2? Is there a search engine for topics here? Help please.

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Pee is stored on the staff

StriveToTry posted:

Exactly. You guys are loving morons. See, the key to understanding what a thread is about? Yeah...you need to read it. And it did happen, who the gently caress makes up stories for a thread that isn't an E/N?

For example: I am experiencing Schadenfreude right now, because you guys are morons. I take pleasure from the fact that you have proven your inability to either read, comprehend, or perhaps both.

I hope that clears things up for you guys. Cheers!

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Pookah posted:

I have a theory that all horses have the same innate 'quantity' of pepperiness, so tiny horses are extremely peppery, while draft horses are extremely mild.

credburn posted:

I think it's Wuthering Heights that has a passage where a guy comes downstairs and finds his children, his parents and his dog are all ejaculating.

Paper Tiger posted:

Yeah, a lot of novels from around that time were focused on stories of the aristocrats

Bk. posted:

Reacher S1E1
Nerdy black cop angrily tells Reacher to keep his wife's name out of his mouth.
Feels like a super lame reference to that time Chris Rock got slapped, but the episode actually came out about a month before that happened.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I've heard that phrase used before Will Smith said it.

Bk. posted:

Maybe you should be more mindful of how you talk to and about other people's spouses then.

GolfHole posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_elephants

look at em all. i like to read their names and imagine what it would be like to be friends with them.

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Every morning I wake up and open palm slam "elephants" into Wikipedia...

fuckyoubitch posted:

seriously i come to these boreds willing to learn about the game and get some tips and discuss the game but all i get is sum stupid losers nerds arguing about who has a bigger kd rateo when in reality u all live in ur parents basements and have small cocks that u r insecure about so u have to boast ur 1337 video game skills on a message bored

**** u

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