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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


i miss my close personal friend Tom, who by all accounts is thriving without social media in his life

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Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Tree Bucket posted:

Tony Shrike's Pro Impaler

:five:

Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

Tree Bucket posted:

Tony Shrike's Pro Impaler

https://youtu.be/dnOk-197DGE?si=jzx9q8pwIiVlCBXf

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

How was your prom?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

This is a really cool video with a really cool payoff thanks

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/9Bd9uHV.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/lX1Ku47.mp4

Posted by the crashee, so he's OK even though he apparently hit his head
https://i.imgur.com/9Gm9zJq.mp4

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Trabant posted:

Posted by the crashee, so he's OK even though he apparently hit his head

I thought this was for the pool video above and it added quite some piquant tension to the trick shot

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

curse you henri coanda :argh:

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

the cat at the end is absolute perfect comedic timing

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
BMW X6 on fire?

And you in Russia? What to do?

This is what you do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3DfU7zCUAw

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Not Russian and I'd still probably do that even if the car wasn't on fire if the chance arose.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
The Christian court clerk who refused to issue same-sex marriage license has to pay $260,000 in legal bills:
https://dnyuz.com/2024/01/04/kentucky-clerk-who-denied-same-sex-marriage-licenses-must-pay-260000-in-legal-fees/

"Kim Davis, the former county clerk in Kentucky who said she refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses in 2015 because of her religious beliefs, must pay more than $260,000 in expenses and attorney fees to a couple whom she denied a license, a judge has ruled.
The decision, filed on Dec. 28 in U.S. District Court for Eastern Kentucky, said Ms. Davis must pay David Ermold and David Moore $246,026.40 toward their attorney fees, and $14,058.30 for expenses, a total of $260,084.70."

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

That’s quite a lot of lawyer salary

e: but gently caress that stupid rear end in a top hat and I hope she stays under this debt and keeps feeling its pressure until she dies angry in her hovel

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Should've just signed the paper and let them live their life lol

Now you're buying them a house

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

holtemon posted:

Should've just signed the paper and let them live their life lol

Now you're buying them a house

*Buying a couple of lawyers a(nother) house

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

haveblue posted:

*Buying a couple of lawyers a(nother) house

the couple did get 50k each, which is (hopefully) enough for a down payment on a decent house

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It definitely is in Kentucky, trust

5TonsOfFlax
Aug 31, 2001
I'm glad she lost. Should have resigned if her job was incompatible with her beliefs. But what's the mindset of the posters saying she should have compromised her beliefs? If your principles aren't even worth a quarter million to you, are they principles at all?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




5TonsOfFlax posted:

I'm glad she lost. Should have resigned if her job was incompatible with her beliefs. But what's the mindset of the posters saying she should have compromised her beliefs? If your principles aren't even worth a quarter million to you, are they principles at all?

If your principles are bigoted and hateful then yes they should be compromised as you work on being a better person.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
People believe some dumb poo poo

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

freeedr posted:

That’s quite a lot of lawyer salary

e: but gently caress that stupid rear end in a top hat and I hope she stays under this debt and keeps feeling its pressure until she dies angry in her hovel
I guess eight years of legal fees really add up, it's kind of crazy that it took this long to get to a judgement. Now they just have to try and squeeze that out of her.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Admiral Joeslop posted:

If your principles are bigoted and hateful then yes they should be compromised as you work on being a better person.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Admiral Joeslop posted:

If your principles are bigoted and hateful then yes they should be compromised as you work on being a better person.

no i think ill keep being bigoted and hateful to bigoted and hateful people

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/cesmZzt.mp4

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Mr. Crow posted:

no i think ill keep being bigoted and hateful to bigoted and hateful people

Its not bigotry if you're doing it to bigots!

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Cook Out cup spotted! North Carolina?

E: could be a half dozen states, but NC is probably the most likely.

spookykid has a new favorite as of 01:46 on Jan 5, 2024

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/QTGszXl.mp4

Schittenfreude

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

That's what you get for repping chud gun coffee.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Yup, but if you dare to actually WEAR and USE the shoes? My god man you may as well just piss all over them because the value is shot.

That’s why I sell a $50,000 robotic foot you can fit your sneakers onto for storage and display. Internal motors massage and flex the shoe to maintain optimal material life. There’s an app to control it. And also blockchain.

The Lone Badger has a new favorite as of 02:47 on Jan 5, 2024

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Lone Badger posted:

That’s why I sell a $50,000 robotic foot you can fit your sneakers into for storage and display. Internal motors massage and flex the shoe to maintain optimal material life. There’s an app to control it. And also blockchain.

Can I choose whose foot it is modelled after?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Inceltown posted:

Can I choose whose foot it is modelled after?

Alright Quentin, you've been warned.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/taylr/status/1742946018084229455







TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
they're good cats, taylr

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
https://twitter.com/larryn1966/status/1742947009458311533

The General
Mar 4, 2007


All Cats Are Bastards.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Some schad on my addled brain:

Wanted to fix me some instant noodles for a snack.

- Put the dry noodles in the bowl
- Add the seasonings
- Pour the hot water in
- <Win98 error alert sound>
- This water looks weird
- <dial-up modem noise>
- This is the coffee pot, not the water kettle

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
did you eat your coffee noodles?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Nordick posted:

Some schad on my addled brain:

Wanted to fix me some instant noodles for a snack.

- Put the dry noodles in the bowl
- Add the seasonings
- Pour the hot water in
- <Win98 error alert sound>
- This water looks weird
- <dial-up modem noise>
- This is the coffee pot, not the water kettle

You've just streamlined your coffee and meal process.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I guess it's the inverse of this

https://twitter.com/madibskatin/status/1263550367327019014?lang=en

Congrats on your zero waste lifestyle!

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



That just made me realize that I have never once had pasta for breakfast.

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