[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

spaceblancmange posted:

how is flabby formed?

a boer in ar had abandoned his three kids

# ? Jan 5, 2024 00:20

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# ? May 26, 2024 02:36

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Some loving rear end in a top hat with Texas plates is driving a Cybertruk around my neighborhood. He probably saw my mask and had a big fat chuckle to himself.

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# ? Jan 5, 2024 00:25

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

Animal-Mother posted:

Some loving rear end in a top hat with Texas plates is driving a Cybertruk around my neighborhood. He probably saw my mask and had a big fat chuckle to himself.

Owned

# ? Jan 5, 2024 00:27

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

thathonkey posted:

end to end bot advertising scam requiring 0 touch from a human. a bot stole a credit card, put random words together until it found an available .com, used the credit card to register the domain, generated a deepfake porn site to host there, then bought an ad spot to link it out on twitter. if you visited the site or watched the embedded video, congrats, all the data on your computer has been exfiltrated and its processing power is now being used exclusively to mine crypto

elon fixed the bot problem on twitter by being epic ftw

thats right thathonkey

# ? Jan 5, 2024 00:32

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Animal-Mother posted:

Some loving rear end in a top hat with Texas plates is driving a Cybertruk around my neighborhood. He probably saw my mask and had a big fat chuckle to himself.

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ben shapino posted:

Owned

# ? Jan 5, 2024 00:52

Dongicus: Jun 12, 2015

Animal-Mother posted:

Some loving rear end in a top hat with Texas plates is driving a Cybertruk around my neighborhood. He probably saw my mask and had a big fat chuckle to himself.

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that was me bro. what you conveniently left out is how much you panicked when i said that you had dropped your gay card lmfao. clown rear end.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 00:52

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Dongicus posted:

that was me bro. what you conveniently left out is how much you panicked when i said that you had dropped your gay card lmfao. clown rear end.

lol

# ? Jan 5, 2024 00:54

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

cybertruck murders: 1

# ? Jan 5, 2024 00:58

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

ben shapino posted:

Owned

# ? Jan 5, 2024 01:06

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

Dongicus posted:

that was me bro. what you conveniently left out is how much you panicked when i said that you had dropped your gay card lmfao. clown rear end.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 01:07

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

thathonkey posted:

vox populi, vox DEI

# ? Jan 5, 2024 01:15

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Dongicus posted:

that was me bro. what you conveniently left out is how much you panicked when i said that you had dropped your gay card lmfao. clown rear end.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:16

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/RaptorBreath/status/1743056149946012150?t=zOObeGFkMRkm3keYsie6Ww&s=19

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:22

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

thinkin bout lindas feet

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# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:29

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006

A big flaming stink posted:

https://twitter.com/SwampCommunist/status/1742621051027079627

What's the next step for ads after malware porn

MyPillow and gold

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:32

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Dongicus posted:

that was me bro. what you conveniently left out is how much you panicked when i said that you had dropped your gay card lmfao. clown rear end.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 03:27

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Circle Nine posted:

thinkin bout lindas feet

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#sports

# ? Jan 5, 2024 03:34

Escape Goat: Jan 30, 2009

Circle Nine posted:

thinkin bout lindas feet

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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

#sports

#footlong

# ? Jan 5, 2024 03:40

Skull Servant: Oct 25, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

#sports

#football?

# ? Jan 5, 2024 03:55

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Lol
https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1742940442839175536?t=fLx7tqVBsVT3P7r2KyYLpQ&s=19

# ? Jan 5, 2024 04:31

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022

Dongicus posted:

that was me bro. what you conveniently left out is how much you panicked when i said that you had dropped your gay card lmfao. clown rear end.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 04:46

Pidgin Englishman: Apr 30, 2007; If you shoot
you better hit your mark

In awe of Tesla's enviro chops here. One in the carpark here has had the ac on all this 37° day with the windows cracked. Global cooling FTW

# ? Jan 5, 2024 04:52

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

The engineer guy Elon doesn't understand how evolution works.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 07:07

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

16bb you're not allowed to read this and if you do i'm gonna be so cross with you okay?

thinkin about those feet again (elon's)

# ? Jan 5, 2024 08:37

Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

I will not be getting my woke mind vaccine this year.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 09:30

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Precambrian Video Games posted:

I will not be getting my woke mind vaccine this year.

You gonna save soooooooooo much money and sanity, not paying any money for that vaccine.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 09:59

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Precambrian Video Games posted:

I will not be getting my woke mind vaccine this year.

I hear they just put it in the drinking water in Florida.

Although that could just be Giardia.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 10:00

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1743028102446408026?t=987CBkK0hrAeetkfOOIn3g&s=19

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Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Well yeah, horny bots

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hadji murad: Apr 18, 2006

japan�s growth was people TRYING to get disaster information from the site (and not succeeding)

# ? Jan 5, 2024 10:48

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

with the jo pants and the porn ads i think ~~twitter~~ x, the everything app, is really hitting it's niche. just need some sketchy viagra ads on there and it'll be set.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 10:59

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Circle Nine posted:

thinkin bout lindas feet

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# ? Jan 5, 2024 11:00

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

hadji murad posted:

japan�s growth was people TRYING to get disaster information from the site (and not succeeding)

they weren't succeeding in finding out disaster information but their user seconds were unregretted user seconds

# ? Jan 5, 2024 11:00

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1743028102446408026?t=987CBkK0hrAeetkfOOIn3g&s=19

Does that B mean they're counting billions of seconds? What a profoundly useless/meaningless metric

# ? Jan 5, 2024 13:12

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

The Narrator posted:

Does that B mean they're counting billions of seconds? What a profoundly useless/meaningless metric

it's an important metric because nobody else measures poo poo like that so you can't compare it

# ? Jan 5, 2024 13:14

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

unregretted user-planck times

# ? Jan 5, 2024 13:19

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

these metrics are important because week over week they confirm one thing: elon musk is (still) ftw

# ? Jan 5, 2024 13:59

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Graphs are hard

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1743008298830364880?t=VaZAx4xuwpCoRwkzAKVKKQ&s=19

# ? Jan 5, 2024 14:06

Saltpowered: Apr 12, 2010; Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Circle Nine posted:

with the jo pants and the porn ads i think ~~twitter~~ x, the everything app, is really hitting it's niche. just need some sketchy viagra ads on there and it'll be set.

Sorry, Facebook has the market covered on mail order meds. Online RX for depression and ED, Nootropics, and mail order lab weed are 90% of the ads I see on Facebook. I�ve never purchased any of those products so I assume it�s complete based on being a married white dude in my 30s. Which is probably the target market for all those things.

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# ? May 26, 2024 02:36

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Twitter has ads for delta gummies and shrooms

Which after some research are amanitas muscaria which are actually legal lol

# ? Jan 5, 2024 14:14

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