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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
First time in decades of using McMaster, I noticed they sell vibrators.



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These vibrators come with everything you need to get started. Use them to dislodge extremely thick, sticky materials from the sides of your bin. Vibrators have a sturdy base for secure mounting and even force distribution. Bin wall thickness determines the force required to move the material in the bin. To select a vibrator strong enough for your application, find your bin's wall thickness in the table.

Kits include a U-channel bracket, a manual air valve, an automatic filter/regulator/lubricator, and two hoses with fittings. Some come with an extra replacement hose.

Vibrators with cushion-impact pistons have an air cushion that prevents metal-to-metal contact.

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Uthor posted:

First time in decades of using McMaster, I noticed they sell vibrators.



What don't they have??

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Uthor posted:

To select a vibrator strong enough for your application, find your bin's wall thickness in the table.

:laugh:

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Uthor posted:

First time in decades of using McMaster, I noticed they sell vibrators.



That’s a small industrial vibrator, basically for a bin loading onto a conveyor belt. There are larger still industrial vibrators for facilitating the unloading of whole rail cars. Even larger still a few of the self unloading bulk carriers have vibrators to dislodge cargo from entire cargo holds onto the belt below. These vessel vibrators are strong enough to shake the whole ship. I’ve been on deck while they’re operating it’s strong enough to feel right through one heavy boots. It’s pleasant but wear earplugs. These vessels have deadweights in the 12,000 to 18,000 Long Ton range. About 15,000 long tons of steel shaking and buzzing like a Hitachi wand.

I think those few vessels with hold vibrators installed may be the worlds largest vibrators.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bar Ran Dun posted:

That’s a small industrial vibrator, basically for a bin loading onto a conveyor belt. There are larger still industrial vibrators for facilitating the unloading of whole rail cars. Even larger still a few of the self unloading bulk carriers have vibrators to dislodge cargo from entire cargo holds onto the belt below. These vessel vibrators are strong enough to shake the whole ship. I’ve been on deck while they’re operating it’s strong enough to feel right through one heavy boots. It’s pleasant but wear earplugs. These vessels have deadweights in the 12,000 to 18,000 Long Ton range. About 15,000 long tons of steel shaking and buzzing like a Hitachi wand.

I think those few vessels with hold vibrators installed may be the worlds largest vibrators.

You'll find that your mother users a bigger one.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Bar Ran Dun posted:

These vessels have deadweights in the 12,000 to 18,000 Long Ton range. About 15,000 long tons of steel shaking and buzzing like a Hitachi wand.

I think those few vessels with hold vibrators installed may be the worlds largest vibrators.

PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: About 15,000 long tons of steel shaking and buzzing like a Hitachi wand.

Inceltown posted:

You'll find that your mother users a bigger one.

:nice:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Tomfoolery posted:

Wrong, you need to take into account curvature of the butt cheeks
:nws:https://www.oglaf.com/ellipse/:nws:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Bar Ran Dun posted:

That’s a small industrial vibrator, basically for a bin loading onto a conveyor belt. There are larger still industrial vibrators for facilitating the unloading of whole rail cars. Even larger still a few of the self unloading bulk carriers have vibrators to dislodge cargo from entire cargo holds onto the belt below. These vessel vibrators are strong enough to shake the whole ship. I’ve been on deck while they’re operating it’s strong enough to feel right through one heavy boots. It’s pleasant but wear earplugs. These vessels have deadweights in the 12,000 to 18,000 Long Ton range. About 15,000 long tons of steel shaking and buzzing like a Hitachi wand.

I think those few vessels with hold vibrators installed may be the worlds largest vibrators.
Genuinely disappointed this didn't end with a your mother joke.

Inceltown posted:

You'll find that your mother users a bigger one.
Aftermarket mods are fine but it's not the same as a fully integrated product.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Splicer posted:

Aftermarket mods are fine but it's not the same as a fully integrated product.
"Aww it's cute that he thinks that" - every woman

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I dunno I think built in vibrators would be fairly popular with everybody.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

the battery-changing experience is a little uncomfortable though

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Splicer posted:

Genuinely disappointed this didn't end with a your mother joke.

I felt cheated when I got to the end, it was the only reason I kept reading.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



H110Hawk posted:

I felt cheated when I got to the end

You know who else felt cheated when I got to the end? :chord:

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene posted:

You know who else felt cheated when I got to the end? :chord:

You were that bad, huh

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/Coca_Alshey/status/1743307737499599202

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





Brb opening up a GRS clinic

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

How do we get the cross street renamed to "Bobbitt avenue"?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
This is the right thread.


Do the floppy schlong dance

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI

szary
Mar 12, 2014

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Dead Space never really worked for me once you got out of the ship and onto the surface

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



I saw this thumbnail in one of those side bar ads that load up and it made me do a double take.


The actual item:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm tempted to fire up my laser cutter and giving this design a try, It will look terrifying without the extra sanding and such.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A puckered pearl clam?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

By popular demand posted:

A puckered pearl clam?

I think it's a fossil horn coral segment but it looks like a fossilized butthole

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

There’s no reason buttholes can’t fossilise, given the right conditions.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Stoatbringer posted:

There’s no reason buttholes can’t fossilise, given the right conditions.

I see no lie here

Fuoco
Jan 3, 2009

Shoot for the stars at The Pinas.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...
Why is it wet? I've never seen this happen before.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Stoatbringer posted:

There’s no reason buttholes can’t fossilise, given the right conditions.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

TwoDayLife
Jan 26, 2006

On a two-day vacation
*poot*


RIP Seth Putnam

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Lol good one

This is way funnier than it should be. What is it?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



TwoDayLife posted:

RIP Seth Putnam

:v:

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

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