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DKII
Oct 21, 2010

Part 152: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Former: Sketchy Sketch



I kind of miss the mechanic last episode where Phoenix would discard evidence that was no longer needed. There's no way that all of this stuff is still relevant.



Anyway, I initially thought that Ema's last statement had a contradiction in it, but between the pressing and the new line of testimony we got, the game pretty clearly wants us to focus on this list first.



Or rather, what's on the back of it.

Music: Silence



Mr. Edgeworth.




Sound: Desk Slam


Sound: Objection

:jj: Phoenix dunking on Edgeworth to score drama points. Kind of mean when he's trying to help us out here, but I think we owe him a couple jabs.

Music: Objection!

Huh!?
Sound: Stab


Sound: Desk Slam

Hey, I'm not the bad guy!


Sound: Whack

That may well be...


Sound: Realization

This is... the evidence list for the SL-9 Incident?



Please turn it over, Your Honor.


Sound: Objection


Sound: Wipe


Sound: Drama Pound

I like this reveal. It nicely mirrors the end of the second episode, where we solved the final contradiction by turning over the bloody note to reveal the receipt for the lamp. We didn't have control over the evidence in that case, but we do in this one! I wonder if someone got to this point without actually finding the picture on the back?

Yes, what is that?


Sound: Light Bulb


Sound: Gallery


Sound: Realization



Edgeworth already regrets helping us.

What's the meaning of this!?
Sound: Whack


Sound: Drama Pound

Me...?



Important note: Pictured is Edgeworth showing his own copy of the list. Or what I earlier thought was a copy...

Huh...?


Sound: Realization

What?
Sound: Light Bulb

It would appear, Mr. Edgeworth,



These two lists...

fit together to form one.



So you see, Mr. Edgeworth.

It's quite obvious what happened.

Two years ago...


Sound: Realization

What...

Music: Silence


Sound: Stab 2


Sound: Gallery


Sound: Gavel

Order! Order!





When Ema first told us the story about how she tried to talk about what she saw but couldn't, and instead drew a picture, the game showed an image of her on the witness stand in an empty courtroom. I guess it was never explicitly said that she tried to testify at trial and couldn't, but it was certainly implied there. However this interaction happening during questioning makes a lot more sense.

quote:

The previous two panels were pretty different in the original translation. They don't even make any sense:

Judge: "Who'd have thought the picture would have been drawn on the back of the list..."
Ema: "That was handed to Detective Goodman in the questioning room?"

(Wait a minute...)


Sound: Wipe




Sound: Desk Slam

Your Honor!


Sound: Light Bulb

If the evidence list was torn in half...


Sound: Objection

Huh. It never remotely occurred to me that the picture was torn in half, too. It seemed pretty complete. I guess earlier I was thinking that Ema drew the picture on the list after it had been torn in half (since I thought it happened at the trial, not during questioning).

Music: Investigation - Core

...!
Sound: Light Bulb

Yes, that's quite conceivable.
Sound: Stab

Mr. Edgeworth?


Sound: Light Bulb

MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Is something wrong?
Sound: Realization

(Do you even have to ask?)
Sound: Realization



The game pauses on Edgeworth's shocked reaction as the screen shakes for a few moments.

Sorry, Your Honor.
Sound: Realization



It's that... that... thing!
Sound: Objection


Sound: Wipe


Sound: Drama Pound

What the hell is that doing in Ema's picture!? Wait, so I do vaguely remember the prologue video showing a silhouette of the Blue Badger in a window. But how could Ema have seen the Dancing Blue Badger two years ago? Didn't Gumshoe just create the thing recently? Even the stuffed mascot that the Chief Detective had seemed like it was a recent thing, but looking back I guess the game never explicitly said that. What if, instead, Ema really saw the thing the Blue Badger is named and modeled after - a police badge?

Music: The Blue Badger ~ I Want to Protect You

...

That's that... that thing!


Sound: Realization



Could it really be an unrelated doodle from someone else?

quote:

Original line: "Apparently the Head of Criminal Affairs used this for his blueprint." Other than the job title change, the new line seems like it portrays the chief as more... whimsical, with his design?

(I guess he was out of scrap paper...)

...


Sound: Select Jingle

We never actually mentioned where we found our half of the list. Or looked at what evidence was withheld on that half of the list. Maybe later?



Hmm. If I look at this thing sideways, those two marks in the corners look an awful lot like the upper edges of the large window in Gant's office.


Sound: Gavel

Music: Silence

Very well. Witness.



Ema was pretty silent on if that other half of the picture was part of her drawing or not.

...

Huh?
Sound: Light Bulb

Oh, Y-yes sir, Your Honor!

(What's wrong with Ema?)



Trying to remember if she really saw the Blue Badger that night or not?




Sound: Testimony 2

Music: Questioning - Moderato







I wonder if Ema really saw Darke stabbing Marshall, or if they were reversed? Or if someone else was in there?

After that I must have fainted.



Music: Silence



Not a whole lot there, is there?







Well, I don't see any contradictions here.



...

The defense may now begin its cross-examination.


Sound: Testimony 2

Music: Questioning - Moderato

(That's strange...)



(And yet...)


Sound: Realization

Uh, there is?



This is the picture I drew two years ago.



Did you draw this picture right after the incident?

Um...

I think I drew it two or three days later.



During that time the investigation team was reorganized.

Detective Goodman was placed in charge...



(Two or three days later...)

(The memory should still have been fresh in her mind.)

Excuse me, witness,







The flash of lightning was so bright all I could see were shadows.





No... I couldn't see him clearly.


Sound: Realization

You were knocked to the floor?

Darke had a tight grip on me, but when Mr. Marshall jumped on him,


Sound: Thud 4


Sound: Wipe



(Poor Ema... I'm just glad she wasn't hurt.)

What happened after the lightning flashed?



After that I must have fainted.



You mean, you didn't see the actual murder take place?

No.

I-I'm sorry...





but the trauma of the situation understandably caused the witness to faint.


Sound: Desk Slam


Sound: Objection

What!?
Sound: Stab 2

Hey, I'm not the bad guy here!

Anyway, this picture...





I don't usually show screenshots for the testimony statements during crosses, but this line is the first one that accompanies a picture instead of just a headshot of the speaker. Probably relevant...




Sound: Desk Slam



Of course! This is the exact scene!

It wasn't influenced in any way from your talks with the detectives?




Sound: Desk Slam


Sound: Realization

No, no. Of course not.
Sound: Stab

(I'd better watch out, or he might find some way to cut MY salary!)



so I don't think anyone's story would have influenced me...

Mr. Wright.


Sound: Realization

Apparently?

Huh?
Sound: Light Bulb

Oh, well...

...



That's all for the presses. Phoenix clearly thinks there's something wrong with this picture. I'm not sure I'm seeing something definitive, but what do we have that could possibly show something wrong with this picture?

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GilliamYaeger
Jan 10, 2012

Call Gespenst!
I'm surprised you've already forgotten about the way you pointed out the discrepancy between the drawing and the way that Neil was stabbed in the back rather than the front.

DKII
Oct 21, 2010

GilliamYaeger posted:

I'm surprised you've already forgotten about the way you pointed out the discrepancy between the drawing and the way that Neil was stabbed in the back rather than the front.

I haven't forgotten, though I saved that comment for the start of the next update. I'll sometimes defer comments to not bias the poll too much. :)

Solitair
Feb 18, 2014

TODAY'S GONNA BE A GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY!!!
I did the thing where I noticed something the game didn't want me to yet and selected that option.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

The videotape was such a wonderful piece of evidence. It really drives the badger's horrifying surrealism into the player, and all that pays off here when the player uas the exact same reaction to Emma's drawing as the characters.

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!

DKII posted:

(I'd better watch out, or he might find some way to cut MY salary!)

You know, the continued joke about Gumshoe getting his pay cut to such a severe extent that he can barely afford food feels a bit too mean-spirited for my liking, but I'll admit there are moments that the gag gets me.

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.


The truth behind the blue badger is my favorite part of this case. :allears:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I do love how the Blue Badger vexes Edgeworth so.

Truthkeeper
Nov 29, 2010

Friends don't let friends borrow on credit.
It's becoming more and more obvious that the Blue Badger was the real murderer all along.

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි
Image removed. I have not played whichever game it came from.

wologar fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jan 2, 2024

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I'm pretty sure that image counts as a spoiler.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
Yeah, I'd remove that, as poignant as Edgeworth being forever haunted by the Blue Badger is.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
https://vxtwitter.com/fnafluffy/status/1742816123244933337

Mainwaring
Jun 22, 2007

Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!




This is great but beware potential spoilers in the replies!

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Description of the link: real life dude upset at being denied probation does a flying tackle at his judge, set to ace attorney music.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Yeah.....

Even if we want to tackle and beat the poo poo outta the the judge when he is being a loving idiot I think the IRL thing is lionizing this dude too much

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!

FoolyCharged posted:

real life dude upset at being denied probation does a flying tackle at his judge

I can't imagine why he was denied.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Should have tried a dropkick instead, smdh

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Blueberry Pancakes posted:

I can't imagine why he was denied.

Yeah, he seems like such a nice guy.

Personally, I felt it was pretty mild for a court breakdown. He needed to scream, make some funny faces, and rip off some article of his outfit before going flying at the minimum.

DKII
Oct 21, 2010

Part 153: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Former: Shadows





I thought we'd be presenting this autopsy report last time, but apparently we're supposed to save it for now. I think the main idea here is: If Neil Marshall was stabbed in the back, is that positioning really possible from that picture?

Music: Silence




Sound: Desk Slam



contains a blatant contradiction!
Sound: Realization

What?
Sound: Light Bulb


Sound: Whack


Sound: Gavel

Mr. Wright.



Music: Logic and Trick



Oh shoot, and I already used my lifeline to poll the audience a couple minutes ago.



We have a penalty on this choice already, too! I don't really see anything distinctive about either figure, so I'm pointing at the knife to try and argue that it's at the wrong angle.




Sound: Desk Slam

Music: Silence


Sound: Drama Pound

Take a look at the knife the man is holding.


Sound: Light Bulb

Oh, gently caress. I wasn't looking at the drawing literally enough and just got lucky here. I thought it was just a bad rendering of a knife. I guess even a kid's drawing could show a knife with a pointy tip. So, according to the autopsy report, Neil Marshall was stabbed once and the knife's tip was broken off inside the victim; so how was the knife already broken here?

quote:

Note that presenting the SL-9 knife itself is not a valid option on the cross; only the autopsy report lets us progress.



Even I don't have to look closely to see that, Mr. Wright.

But Mr. Wright, look at the evidence!


Sound: Realization

If I recall...



quote:

Pointing at anywhere else in the picture gives us a generic failure:




Sound: Desk Slam

Um, I think it's... uh, this part here?
Sound: Drama Pound

Music: Silence

Hmm... I don't see what's so strange about that.
Sound: Realization

That's because the drawing stinks!
Sound: Drama Pound

...

...

...

Mr. Wright... How could you... *sniff*
Sound: Realization

The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty.
Sound: Damage 2

No death penalty, just a regular penalty there.

(I guess he means I shouldn't shift the blame to others...)

Yes, well. So long as the defense has learned his lesson.
Sound: Whack

(I'd better take another look at that autopsy report and this picture!)


Sound: Gavel

Mr. Wright.

Perhaps it would be faster if you simply pointed out this contradiction for us.

Music: Logic and Trick

What part of this picture... contradicts the autopsy report...

We get brought back to the same decision-point. I like how, buried in the scene scolding Phoenix, there is a subtle hint to take the drawing at face value in terms of its accuracy. Meaning: The squared-off knife tip is not a flaw in the drawing!



Just the kind of conclusive evidence that had eluded the team for so long...



I'm afraid it's not so simple, Ema.
Sound: Realization




Sound: Desk Slam

And where, pray tell, could you possibly see a problem!?




Sound: Desk Slam

If the victim was only stabbed once,


Sound: Drama Pound
Sound: Objection

Music: Objection!


Sound: Stab 2




Sound: Desk Slam





Sorry, but I'm afraid that's not possible.

The tip of the knife was found inside the victim's body.


Sound: Desk Slam


Sound: Objection


Sound: Gavel

That's right!

But what does this mean?




Sound: Desk Slam



The only possible explanation is the witness's memory is mistaken!





I believe you were annoyed at the time.

But she was sure she remembered correctly!






Sound: Realization

Have you forgotten already?

I do enjoy the rapid-fire objections going back and forth here. I think we're finally making some progress!


Sound: Realization

I also love that after flirting with having a suspiciously-updated autopsy report thrown at us mid-trial in the second episode, we are again dealing with a possibly-forged autopsy report here. It's like the game has come full circle.

You're treading on thin ice, Wright...
Sound: Light Bulb

All I'm saying,

Music: Silence


Sound: Drama Pound

I'm counting that as forging the autopsy report that referred to the broken knife tip being found in Neil Marshall's body.

You can't deny the possibility!

No...


Sound: Damage 2



Sound: Gallery


Sound: Gavel x 3

Order! Order! Order!



Your Honor...

Please allow me to once again go over the events that took place the day of the murder.



Music: Logic and Trick







Neil Marshall questioned Joe Darke along with Damon Gant.








Sound: Stab 2


Sound: Realization

Music: Suspense

Hmm...

I...

I'm not lying...


Sound: Whack

...

If that's true...

then there's no other way around it.


Sound: Realization

Or at least, not what Ema saw in that instant in her picture.

...!
Sound: Light Bulb



What are the chances of there being two broken knives?

(Another broken knife besides Joe Darke's...)



Look, I know Ema's not mistaken, but this looks like a false choice and there's no penalty here so I'm going with the "wrong" answer on this one.

(Broken knives don't just grow on trees...)

(There's no way there was another one!)

Well, Mr. Wright?


Sound: Realization

Music: Silence

... I knew it.



...!
Sound: Light Bulb

(That flash of lightning burned an unforgettable image in her mind...)



(There's no way that Ema could be mistaken!)

Music: Suspense

quote:

If we'd picked the second option about there being another broken knife, we just skip straight ahead instead of Phoenix taking the long way there.



it can't just be explained away by a simple observational error.

Mr. Wright...


Sound: Desk Slam




Sound: Gavel

I assume then,



If so, please feel free to enlighten us.

(The murder weapon was already broken prior to the murder... There's only one way!)



All right, so I've been thinking about alternative murder weapons for awhile, under the assumption that Neil Marshall was stabbed with Joe Darke's knife after he was already dead (just like what happened two years later with Detective Goodman). Really ever since we found that the suspicious suit of armor and it's pointy-stabby thing didn't have a luminol reaction, and was on the opposite side of the room from the massive pool of blood. There's only one other stabbing implement that was around that night. And it happens to also have a broken tip...



And Phoenix's recap helpfully reminded everyone about Neil Marshall receiving an award with a broken knife and taking this picture, earlier that same day...



The answer lies in the past... Two years in the past.


Sound: Objection

quote:

Now, you might think that presenting the King of Prosecutors Trophy would also work here, but remember that the current trophy does not have a broken knife on it anymore. So it's just another wrong answer, and gets the same reaction as everything else in our massive evidence list.



If anything's broken here...

Music: Silence

it's you!
Sound: Realization

Huh?
Sound: Light Bulb

I'm sure this all must be very amusing to you, Mr. Wright.

But may I remind you that the fate of Ms. Lana Skye hangs in the balance?
Sound: Whack
Sound: Damage 2

Penalty directly applied...

S-sorry, Your Honor. Please give me another chance.

Music: Suspense

(The murder weapon was already broken prior to the murder... There's only one way!)

Take a look at this. Here's the real murder weapon!

We're taken back to the same evidence prompt to try again.

Music: Silence


Sound: Light Bulb

Well, now we know why Gant took the broken knife out of the trophy after this incident.

What is it, Mr. Edgeworth!?


Sound: Realization

Notice the award Prosecutor Marshall is holding.


Sound: Wipe




Sound: Wipe


Sound: Realization


Sound: Desk Slam



That being the case...


Sound: Drama Pound
Sound: Objection

Music: Investigation - Core


Sound: Gallery


Sound: Gavel x 3

Order! Order! Order!





When he chased after Joe Darke, he pulled out this knife.

Being a prosecutor, he did not carry a pistol.


Sound: Objection

You know, I never really thought of it that way. I thought maybe Neil Marshall had left the trophy in Gant's office after the picture, and was going to pick it up after questioning Joe Darke. Not that he took it into the questioning room with him.



But that... That can't be!

Oh? And why not, Mr. Edgeworth?



then the murderer and the victim would be reversed!
Sound: Drama Pound

What do you mean?
Sound: Realization


Sound: Desk Slam

I mean...


Sound: Wipe


Sound: Objection

This revelation isn't much of a surprise, once we learned that Ema only really saw shadows and not distinct faces.

Oh...


Sound: Stab 2


Sound: Gallery

I wonder if ticket prices at Phoenix's trials have gone up lately. He probably generates a lot more excitement than most defense attorneys.


Sound: Gavel x 3

But the prosecutor was the one who actually died!
Sound: Whack

That's true... (What's going on here?)

We're still missing something. How did we go from Neil raising a knife to stab Darke, to Neil lying murdered on top of an unconscious Darke?





Music: Silence


Sound: Objection


Sound: Shock 2 x 4


Sound: Whack

Music: Investigation - Core

Witness...?

Mr. Edgeworth!

What is it?



His list?

The one with that... picture scribbled on the back?




Sound: Realization


Sound: Realization

Music: Silence

What!?
Sound: Light Bulb

You drew that?
Sound: Light Bulb

That's right.



Music: The Blue Badger ~ I Want to Protect You





I must have locked this part away deep inside me...


Sound: Gavel

Music: Silence



Would you please tell us what you've recalled, Ms. Skye?

Yes, Your Honor.

(First the knife mix-up, and now... the Blue Badger?)

(This should be interesting...)
Sound: Realization




Sound: Testimony 2

Music: Questioning - Allegro

Looks like we've earned the tempo change here. Let's see what Ema has to say now.

When I saw that man raise his knife...



I think I... I knocked away the man with the knife.





Music: Silence



...Can we prove a contradiction in any of that?

This is certainly most unusual...




Sound: Desk Slam

Try impossible!
Sound: Whack



Now there's an odd typo. I'm going to assume by "until this year" they mean more "in the last year", since we did see a stuffed animal version of the Blue Badger in Criminal Affairs in Episode 4 a couple months ago (but last calendar year).

quote:

That typo actually got introduced in the re-translation. Original line: "The Head Detective of Criminal Affairs didn't even design him until this year!" They changed "didn't" to "hadn't" for some reason, but forgot to change "design" to "designed".

(That would mean he didn't even exist two years ago...)
Sound: Realization




Sound: Objection


Sound: Whack
Sound: Desk Slam

Lana's looking a little desperate now. We must be getting close to the truth.

Music: Suspense

Lana!
Sound: Light Bulb


Sound: Whack


Sound: Damage 2

Why can't you just leave it at that!?
Sound: Whack

Chief Prosecutor Skye.

!
Sound: Light Bulb

We've already come this far.

Music: Silence


Sound: Realization


Sound: Gavel

Silence!

The defense will now begin its cross-examination.



(It seems we're finally getting to the core of the matter.)




Sound: Testimony 2

Music: Questioning - Allegro

(The Blue Badger didn't even exist two years ago...)

(So what exactly did Ema see?)



(is to put the pieces of the puzzle together...)
Sound: Realization



When I saw that man raise his knife...



When you say, "that man," I assume you refer to Joe Darke?



You... "think"?
Sound: Realization

All I could really see were shadows.



is also documented in the Prosecutor's Office reports.

So then you...



I panicked, and rushed toward both of them.




Sound: Whack

What else could I have done!?

He was about to stab Mr. Marshall!



But as we've just theorized,


Sound: Realization

Well, I didn't know that at the time!

When that Darke guy knocked me down,



quote:

Original line: "all I could think was, "I've got to help Mr. Marshall!"" Interesting edit there, to be intentionally less-specific on the figures' identities...



I think I... I knocked away the man with the knife.



What do you mean, you "think"?
Sound: Realization

It... it all happened so fast...

And I was in shock!



So far our leading theory is that Ema somehow caused Marshall's death, and Gant was using that fact to blackmail Lana. Ema confusing Darke and Marshall would at least partially explain how that act could have happened.



With so much happening in a matter of seconds, a little disorientation is only natural.



I knew I had to stop the man with the knife.



This line could've used a revision; "young lady" would fit the context better.



Just then there was another flash of lightning, and that's when I saw... the Blue Badger!



Are you sure about this?


Sound: Light Bulb

But...



And that was just this year...

Okay, now I think he's just referring to the actual dancing monstrosity, not the plushie mascot in general.



I know it sounds strange. I was surprised too when I saw him at the Police Department.


Sound: Realization

Now I finally remember!
Sound: Light Bulb

(Oh brother. Just when you thought that thing had caused enough commotion...)





He wasn't in the room, but I'm sure I saw his shadow!



His shadow?



I've got an idea here. Gant's office had a large window on each side. What if, for this second lightning flash, the light actually came from the other side of the office this time? Then Ema actually saw a shadow cast onto her window, from something behind her?

That's right... but I still remember it.

He had three creepy horns...



This is pointless!



The witness must be mistaken!
Sound: Desk Slam



That may well be...


Sound: Desk Slam



So really... What else could cast a shadow that looks like the Blue Badger?

Oh? And I suppose you have an explanation?


Sound: Desk Slam

(What was it Ema saw when that lightning flashed?)



Anyone have any ideas? Well, might as well act as if we did...



(Yet she's certain she saw its "shadow"!)


Sound: Desk Slam

Music: Silence

Ladies and gentlemen...



there indeed was something that looked similar to the Blue Badger...
Sound: Realization


Sound: Objection

quote:

What if we admitted that we weren't sure about what Ema might have seen?

Music: Silence

I absolutely and positively have no idea whatsoever!
Sound: Objection

...

...

Well, it's always good to be sure of oneself!



Apparently it helps when trying to overlook one's failures...

But I know what I saw! I'm not making this up!
Sound: Whack

Mr. Wright, please!

You've got to believe me...

Ema...

Music: Questioning - Allegro

We're brought back to the cross from there. We can get back to the prior prompt by pressing on the same line again.


Sound: Light Bulb

It's worth the bluff just to see Ema smiling again.


Sound: Gavel

In this room?

Very well, Mr. Wright.

Music: Logic and Trick



Of course, now we're going to have to back up our bluff with some evidence...

Please show us this mysterious "Blue Badger" look-alike!



I have to admit, I did not figure this one out until looking through the Court Record again. So to give you all the same shot at this one, here is our current evidence list in full:































Now that you've seen the full list, what did Ema actually see that night?

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


mr marshalls finger prints

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


its got three fingers on it and they could kinda look like the horns on the badger or whatever those things coming out of its head are supposed to be. like. jester's cap looking mf.

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.


Here we go :dance: :allears:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

quote:

You know, I never really thought of it that way. I thought maybe Neil Marshall had left the trophy in Gant's office after the picture, and was going to pick it up after questioning Joe Darke. Not that he took it into the questioning room with him.

That is a little weird to imagine. I guess he had it nearby when Darke bolted, and immediately ripped off the knife/sword to go after him. Though I imagine such a sculpture would usually be either one piece, or welded together.

I think the current conundrum had me the most stumped in the entire trilogy.

Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

It shows that this case was written after the third game and they really got the groove right.
Look at this update, count the dueling objections. Six (mostly) consecutive objections between Nick and Edge, plus the initial one to kickstart poo poo from the cross examination :allears:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



DKII posted:




Now there's an odd typo. I'm going to assume by "until this year" they mean more "in the last year", since we did see a stuffed animal version of the Blue Badger in Criminal Affairs in Episode 4 a couple months ago (but last calendar year).


I like to imagine Edgeworth has been so flummoxed over the Blue Badger he just tripped over his lines here.

Truthkeeper
Nov 29, 2010

Friends don't let friends borrow on credit.
This is all complete nonsense. Obviously the Blue Badger teleported back in time to the day of the murder.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
let's not get carried away

clearly the Blue Badger is a cryptid that was involved with the murder, and the chief of detectives "came up with" the design after a close encounter that he's been trying to repress

MarquiseMindfang
Jan 6, 2013

vriska (vriska)

Truthkeeper posted:

This is all complete nonsense. Obviously the Blue Badger teleported back in time to the day of the murder.

Doctor Blue

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

chief of detectives

And that detective's name? Larry Butz.

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

let's not get carried away

clearly the Blue Badger is a cryptid that was involved with the murder, and the chief of detectives "came up with" the design after a close encounter that he's been trying to repress

This is a possibility. I think my favorite reporter for the Weekly World News did an article on the Blue Badger and she never makes her stories up…

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
It was clearly the attorney badge, which Phoenix was holding up, trying to admire it during the lightning flashes.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

let's not get carried away

clearly the Blue Badger is a cryptid that was involved with the murder, and the chief of detectives "came up with" the design after a close encounter that he's been trying to repress
I'd play a Phoenix Wright / X-Files crossover game .

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Woebin posted:

I'd play a Phoenix Wright / X-Files crossover game .

Scully just constantly objecting with possible scientific explanations for various phenomena.

Prowler
May 24, 2004

That it is so obvious what the silhouette actually is makes me slightly disappointed that this is the reason for that very weird piece of evidence. For pacing reasons, I guess it is better that the Blue Badger head outline isn't more of a red herring. I dunno, I guess it is like a Chekhov's Gun situation, except the gun turns out to be just a starter pistol that's used for its intended purpose.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Prowler posted:

That it is so obvious what the silhouette actually is makes me slightly disappointed that this is the reason for that very weird piece of evidence. For pacing reasons, I guess it is better that the Blue Badger head outline isn't more of a red herring. I dunno, I guess it is like a Chekhov's Gun situation, except the gun turns out to be just a starter pistol that's used for its intended purpose.

I know, the attorney badge is finally getting its chance to shine, the shape is a perfect match.

Doobeedoo
Oct 6, 2013

Trees and plants tend to grow on this Pokemon's back because it moves so little. It loves eating food while playing with tiny Pokemon.
I mean, clearly, you just present the Blue Badger. It's pretty obviously that? They even shoved it in your face all day yesterday.

DKII
Oct 21, 2010

Part 154: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Former: One Possibility



Fairly unanimous this time. (I cut out the options that didn't get any votes.)



Between the two handles and the skinny bottom, this jar does seem to have three knobby protrusions...



Music: Silence


Sound: Desk Slam


Sound: Realization

But that's...

Er, what exactly is that?
Sound: Light Bulb

I believe it's some sort of jar.


Sound: Whack

Indeed it doesn't. As it stands now, it's just a plain jar.


Sound: Light Bulb

Our viewpoint...?

quote:

Nothing else will work here:



Behold!

Music: Silence

In her confusion, the witness mistook this for the Blue Badger!
Sound: Realization

The only person mistaking anything around here is you.
Sound: Realization

Huh?
Sound: Light Bulb

This doesn't look anything like the Blue Badger!
Sound: Whack
Sound: Damage 2

Tough penalty on that one.

Oh. Uh, give me a second here...

Music: Questioning - Allegro

(I'd better take another look at the evidence...)

(from every angle!)
Sound: Realization

From there we're brought back to the cross.

quote:

We don't actually have to present the jar while pressing on Ema's last statement in order to continue. We can also directly present the jar on either of Ema's last two statements without pressing at all!

Music: The Blue Badger ~ I Want to Protect You


Sound: Realization

Before I go further, I wanted to point out and applaud a really subtle hint from the last update. During the cross, when reaching the end of the testimony, Phoenix thinks to himself:

    (I've gathered all the evidence. All that's left now...)
    (is to put the pieces of the puzzle together...)

That reference to putting "the pieces of the puzzle together" could be a subtle reference to the jar, which we had to assemble from broken pieces like a puzzle!



That last comment will be the end of my positivity for awhile. This puzzle should be simple, but instead is simply terrible.



We're given the same ability to rotate the jar as in our examine-evidence mechanic. The goal is to line up the jar so that its silhouette resembles the Blue Badger photo above. Simple, right?



Music: Silence


Sound: Damage 2



Allow me to remind the defense its case hinges on the witness's drawing.


Sound: Whack

(I've got to find just the right angle!)



Music: The Blue Badger ~ I Want to Protect You

Come on, Mr. Wright! You can do it!


Sound: Realization

Okay, so I guess we didn't line that one up quite right? Now imagine that same scene about twenty more times, because this angle is nearly impossible to get precisely correct enough for the game to allow us to continue.



It doesn't help that it seems like there are multiple angles that could work. This one is not the right one for sure.



Yeah, I know.



Maybe a little less of a tilt?



Look, I'm trying, okay!



I really thought I had it with this one. Maybe the upward-pointing prong is slightly off-center? (Pay no attention to the cropping, I had some recording glitches doing this puzzle over and over...)





I think I was short on tilt this time. The top prong isn't prominent enough I guess?





This one had even less tilt. Plus it's a little off-center. I was getting desperate. At least there are no penalties here.





I thought this one was perfect, frankly.





I hope that using the stylus in the original DS version was more forgiving than me trying to use either the mouse or the keyboard here. From what I read, the HD port has a lot more precision in the jar rotation, and the game didn't loosen up its allowable angles enough to compensate. And the entire time you're presenting angle after angle, that infernal Blue Badger music is playing, mocking you. This attempt looks almost identical to my last one, but for some reason this one was successful.






Sound: Realization

Frankly after 10-15 minutes wrestling with that puzzle, I don't even remember why we were doing it. This game just lost all the goodwill I had going for it after a pretty rocking final day. One of the worst gameplay sins a puzzle game can commit is having the player know the answer but be unable to convince the game of it.


Sound: Damage 2

Back to regular gameplay, and may the gimmick puzzles die with this episode.

Music: Silence


Sound: Gallery


Sound: Gavel x 3

Order! Order!

The defense has proven its claim.








Sound: Desk Slam

What's your point!?

What do you mean?

I've kind of lost the plot, really. I think at this point I was thinking that Gant had snuck in, grabbed the jar, and smashed Marshall over the head with it? And then stabbed him with Darke's knife afterwards, and faked the autopsy report to say he died from the stabbing?



That doesn't change anything!
Sound: Drama Pound

So, we need some way to prove that Ema seeing the jar is relevant to what happened...

Music: Investigation - Core





I'm afraid that's where you're wrong, Mr. Edgeworth.


Sound: Desk Slam

Weird little mid-panel slam, but I dig it. What do you have in mind for us, Phoenix?

Indeed? Very well, then. Please tell us...



Uh, what is different? Is the jar the murder weapon?

Allow me to take these in turn.



At a very specific angle, I might add, Mr. Wright.

Yes, well, knowing this, where could she have seen this jar?

Where...?



quote:

So, Phoenix is talking about the location here, despite us picking a different option. As Phoenix said, he is actually going to tie all three options together in the same response. Meaning no matter what we picked, we get the same scene here.


Sound: Realization




Sound: Desk Slam

But the body was found lying near Lana Skye's desk!

The witness testified so herself!




Sound: Desk Slam



You see...

The struggle between Darke and Marshall did not take place in Lana Skye's office!


Sound: Drama Pound

Awww, gently caress gently caress gently caress, this game faked me out again! It really was the suit of armor and its sharp sword all along! And Gant and Lana's falsified evidence included cleaning up / faking the crime scene! Wait, oh poo poo! We just heard Ema testify that she knocked the man with the knife back... the man was Neil Marshall... she knocked him into the armor's sword and killed him directly!!!



Are you implying the murderer moved the victim's body?


Sound: Wipe



Imagine the game scrolling from Gant's side to Lana's side during this line; it was too big a file to capture as an animation.

Yes.


Sound: Whack



Exactly.
Sound: Realization

!
Sound: Light Bulb



The only logical conclusion...

is that there was a "reason."

Do you know what that reason was, Mr. Wright?

(I've finally figured it out...)




Sound: Wipe




Sound: Wipe

Phoenix is about to ruin a teenager's life to save a client who doesn't want to be saved.

Music: Silence

Please recall the witness's testimony.



In the next instant, the jar was hit and flew through the air.



I wasn't really reading the situation as the jar randomly flying into the air on its own, but okay.

That would have to have been...

the impact the man made when he was knocked into the wall?
Sound: Realization







I don't remember the armor being that close to the shelf in Gant's office. Maybe he moved everything around after the incident.

what would he have hit?
Sound: Realization


Sound: Light Bulb


Sound: Objection

Music: Suspense

Yes.





The idea of some of the SL-9 evidence being fabricated is a good way to hide this twist from the player while still telling a fair mystery story. The game shows the armor and the sword from the moment we get into Gant's office, and isn't shy about pointing out how Gant and Lana covered up, fabricated, and manipulated the evidence in the case, and yet I still took the blood pool being on Lana's side of the office at face value. Well played.


Sound: Realization

No...

Mr. Wright... You can't be thinking...
Sound: Light Bulb

Yes.



Another possibility?


Sound: Desk Slam

Of course the perpetrator would have had no idea, but nevertheless!



Myself, I've been advancing the dialogue almost on autopilot at this point. Ema's involvement was a lot more direct than I was thinking, and I hadn't fully processed it yet.

Mr. Wright? What's the matter?
Sound: Realization

If events took place as the defense theorizes...

then the outcome is obvious.

In that moment...



Music: Silence


Sound: Whack

















The silence following Ema striking Neil Marshall in the dark is amazing here.

You mean...

Mr. Marshall died... because of... me...?




Sound: Guilty




Sound: Thud 4





So it was the witness who took the victim's life...

and then proved so with her own testimony!

This is unprecedented!


Sound: Gallery

The witness stand is empty; I guess that was Ema fainting earlier.


Sound: Objection


Sound: Drama Pound

Music: Telling the Truth

What... What are you saying!?

I'm sorry, Ms. Skye, but given the circumstances...

Joe Darke murdered Prosecutor Marshall!
Sound: Desk Slam



We've finally gotten Lana to show some emotion. Not exactly how I would've preferred to do it.

Imagine that, coming from you.

!
Sound: Light Bulb



The reason you moved Prosecutor Marshall's body...


Sound: Realization

So originally I was thinking Gant was more directly involved in Neil Marshall's death, thus why he was willing to kill Detective Goodman to keep it covered up. Murdering a detective just to hide some evidence tampering seems a little extreme? Maybe if the truth got out, Lana would be able to talk about all kinds of shady poo poo that Gant had done the last two years since then, and Gant was really trying to keep Lana under control?

I assure you, Mr. Edgeworth, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Sound: Whack



I'm afraid you're going to have to have proof.

Tell me...


Sound: Desk Slam

I can think of one thing...

E-evidence?
Sound: Light Bulb

I'm willing to bet you don't.



If we don't have evidence,

then we'll have to rely on testimony.


Sound: Realization

Both parties involved in the incident are dead.

...!
Sound: Light Bulb

(We certainly can't get dead people to testify.)

Not without Maya here, anyway.





Music: Silence

Hmph. Touché, Ms. Skye.


Sound: Realization

...!
Sound: Light Bulb

(You mean, there's still another possibility?)

What do you mean, Mr. Edgeworth?
Sound: Whack

How many times have we been down to one last possibility now?


Sound: Realization

Okay, didn't see that one coming. Anyone remember seeing a message anywhere?

Music: Suspense

For better or for worse, Mr. Marshall did not die instantly.



in one manner or another.

That's....

That's impossible!

Edgeworth you're going to make us be the ones to back up your bluff, aren't you?


Sound: Gavel

Well, Mr. Wright? This is the only possibility left to you.



(I've got to think back to the Court Record!)



I really have no idea here.

(No...)



That's not really what I was saying. I just don't remember seeing anything like that. Another nice parallel to the second episode, though, with Redd White faking the evidence that Mia had written out "Maya" as her killer's name.



Well.

Music: Silence

It looks like this is as far as we can go with this.
Sound: Realization

Mr. Wright.

You disappoint me.



I'm not pretending not to know what's going on to protect Ema... I'm just geniunely clueless... That's not better, is it?

My feelings...?
Sound: Light Bulb

If we overlook the victim's message...

one he would have written literally with his last breath,


Sound: Desk Slam

Well then you present this message if you're so sure about it!

Music: Suspense



(This is it.)

(I can't afford any more mistakes.)
Sound: Realization

quote:

If we say we have some evidence up front, we just skip the previous scene and move straight into the next one.


Sound: Desk Slam



Mr. Wright!
Sound: Whack


Sound: Drama Pound



Do not be mistaken, Ms. Skye.
Sound: Realization

...!
Sound: Light Bulb



There is only one thing we seek:

the truth.


Sound: Desk Slam

No matter how painful it may be.


Sound: Gavel

Now then, Mr. Wright.

I was kind of hoping they'd forgotten about us.





Well, I've got nothing. Looks like there's a penalty on this decision, too. Where's the message?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
God that puzzle was such horseshit, I agree. I wanted to warn you but wasn't sure if it would conflict with the spoiler policy

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

It's easily the worst puzzle of the case. At least the evidence room tape had a kind of hypnotic madness to it.

I initially wrote part of the case, but then I remembered megaphone meekins.

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