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Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Non Compos Mentis posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Sns2QUb.mp4

just a little guy

"Lookit me Imma human, I pay taxes, I have depression, herp derp"

# ? Jan 6, 2024 06:59

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 25, 2024 23:47

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/BObDIIR.mp4

# ? Jan 6, 2024 07:37

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5LyzMt5gEo

# ? Jan 6, 2024 08:55

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/XkNY8Qt.mp4

Tree law? Tree Law?! TRE- oh, nevermind.

# ? Jan 6, 2024 11:10

Safari Disco Lion: Jul 21, 2011; Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

TREBLE DAMAGES

# ? Jan 6, 2024 11:17

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

https://i.imgur.com/NedaC5L.mp4

# ? Jan 6, 2024 11:50

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

You'd think he'd use the mattress but I guess there's a log (?) in the way

# ? Jan 6, 2024 11:52

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

i'll pay you 50 bucks to go slap his gut

# ? Jan 6, 2024 11:59

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

https://i.imgur.io/LvCWjWY.mp4

Some sort of tiny tortoise herd. They're cute.

# ? Jan 6, 2024 12:01

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Non Compos Mentis posted:

i'll pay you 50 bucks to go slap his gut

lol I would have done it for free

# ? Jan 6, 2024 12:03

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/Ms46x6w.mp4

# ? Jan 6, 2024 14:35

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/bettertrailcams/status/1743422127833801012?s=20

# ? Jan 6, 2024 15:42

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVLfIfP_SGI

# ? Jan 6, 2024 19:07

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

DarklyDreaming posted:

Cheese/CHEESE:

https://i.imgur.com/UBYE9ul.mp4

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3AcyOYrnNk

This song gets stuck in my head all the time

# ? Jan 6, 2024 22:57

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

https://i.imgur.com/QvapSlI.mp4

Sound.

# ? Jan 6, 2024 23:26

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Cythereal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QvapSlI.mp4

Sound.

When you gaze long into the void, the void demands a snack

# ? Jan 6, 2024 23:45

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

I'm SO glad my vague memory of scritching the cheek of the cheetah my uncle had in his backyard back when I was about 6yo is accurate. I always thought it sounded like an aircraft or outboard motor idling and well, there you go.

# ? Jan 6, 2024 23:55

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

PurpleXVI posted:

https://i.imgur.io/LvCWjWY.mp4

Some sort of tiny tortoise herd. They're cute.

African spurred tortoises. They're babies and I'm assuming that's the mama looking into their tank at the beginning.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 00:06

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

PurpleXVI posted:

https://i.imgur.io/LvCWjWY.mp4

Some sort of tiny tortoise herd. They're cute.

Sounds rude, but apparently a group of tortoises is called a 'creep.'

# ? Jan 7, 2024 01:27

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; Can't post for 5 hours!

ccubed posted:

Sounds rude, but apparently a group of tortoises is called a 'creep.'

So I creep, yeah
Just keep it on the down low
Hangin� out with my tortoise bros

# ? Jan 7, 2024 01:44

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

BOOTY-ADE posted:

So I creep, yeah
Just keep it on the down low
Hangin� out with my tortoise bros

but im a creep
im a tor-toiseee
what the shell am i doing here
gimme some lettuce

# ? Jan 7, 2024 01:54

HenryEx: Mar 25, 2009; ...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...; Grimey Drawer

And you know i'm in a creep since the day i was born
Came popping out my egg like a kettle corn
And the humans saw my shell and they started freaking
'Cause i came out clean, and i came out creeping

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:43

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Cythereal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QvapSlI.mp4

Sound.

If I ever get a grue, I'm going to make sure it has a grue-den it can disappear into like this

# ? Jan 7, 2024 03:27

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Cowlick:

https://i.imgur.com/OJWAS85.mp4

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:24

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

DarklyDreaming posted:

Cowlick:

https://i.imgur.com/OJWAS85.mp4

That cow is domming the hell out of that cat.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 09:28

Germansimp: May 28, 2013

DarklyDreaming posted:

Cowlick:

https://i.imgur.com/OJWAS85.mp4

I think that cow is doing too rough a job, it has already licked off half the cat's stache.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 12:28

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Sunday morning

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:04

Fuller9x: Feb 15, 2005; Gimme Milk

ro5s posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NedaC5L.mp4

The guard dog appears to be napping on the job.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:48

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Rodents.
https://twitter.com/yu_haradakei/status/1743457236368953659

# ? Jan 7, 2024 17:00

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

That's a big guinea pig.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 20:46

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; Can't post for 5 hours!

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

but im a creep
im a tor-toiseee
what the shell am i doing here
gimme some lettuce

HenryEx posted:

And you know i'm in a creep since the day i was born
Came popping out my egg like a kettle corn
And the humans saw my shell and they started freaking
'Cause i came out clean, and i came out creeping

Man I love when other goons latch on to a theme & take it in other directions :3:

the creativity is top notch & improv/ad-lib are amazing

# ? Jan 7, 2024 21:21

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Every creature really does like capy friends

# ? Jan 7, 2024 21:28

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/RubberNinja/status/1744088183711912159

# ? Jan 7, 2024 21:54

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

https://i.imgur.com/AI2erOs.mp4

# ? Jan 7, 2024 23:18

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?