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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Wasabi the J posted:

King Double Ceramic Knife?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k

What a good knife!

I think my brain just escaped through my earholes

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5er
Jun 1, 2000


Kith posted:

loving beat me to it

Probably beat everybody to it because that was my first unbidden thought as well.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



From one of the aviation threads

Wombot posted:

https://bsky.app/profile/fatapollo.bsky.social/post/3kidg57j4c22x

https://bsky.app/profile/fatapollo.bsky.social posted:

So get this.

The seats beside the missing piece of fuselage were empty, because those folks missed their flight!

Pix from @Kyrinker who was across the aisle!



:stonklol:

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
That doesn't seem very safe.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
The flight attendants who have to constantly remind passengers to wear their seatbelt are pointing and nodding right now

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Wasabi the J posted:

King Double Ceramic Knife?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k

What a good knife!

I wish, but alas mine is Kyocera

Phanatic posted:

How about AF447 and Air Asia 8501?

Phanatic don't defend a US corporation challenge (impossible)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

By popular demand posted:

I think my brain just escaped through my earholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xALZs5mxPdU

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

ReelBigLizard posted:

Hahaha we saw this loving monstrosity in St. Lucia a few days ago before it started heading back. I remarked at the time at the huge flat sides and how much power it must take to fight against a crosswind on the moorings.

This thing is ugly as fuuuuuck. From a distance the paint job and the janky groverboat architecture make it look like it's been hit with several ship to ship missiles. Up close it's like a skycraper fell over and started floating. The front cant decide what shape it wants to be, the bow has a negative rake like those dumb littoral ships that makes it look like a loving maritime Hapsburg chin and the less said about the whale-tail stern the better.



*slaps side of boat* Lemme tell you. You wont believe how much COVID you can fit in one of these puppies.

...is that dazzle camo? Do they think it's in danger of being torpedoed by a U-boat?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Wasabi the J posted:

King Double Ceramic Knife?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k

What a good knife!

Lol I watched this obsessively when I first saw it.

"It is so slidey!"

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Ceramic knives are really good for cleanly slicing fruit and vegetables, especially the squishier kind. If you treat them right then they'll stay razor sharp basically forever, mine is almost 10 years old and still goes through tomatoes like they're not even there.

Think of the edge like it's made of glass: don't put it in a drawer with metal cutlery, use a slicing motion instead of chopping, don't use twisting or sideways scraping motions (use the back of the knife to push stuff off the cutting board).

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...


All I hear is a racist caricature Claptrap

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/oNb0AD6.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Ceramic knives are difficult to sharpen and can only be made so sharp. They have thicker cutting edges than steel blades.

But yeah they’ll hold that edge for a long time if you treat them well.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

GotLag posted:

I wish, but alas mine is Kyocera

Phanatic don't defend a US corporation challenge (impossible)

I'm not defending poo poo. The 737 Max is garbage and is exemplifies Boeing eating its seed corn, outsourcing its core competencies while retaining all risk, so that it could Deliver Shareholder Value(tm) instead of investing in what it should have: the development and profitable sale of airplanes. And I'm right with everyone on how the merger with McDonnell-Douglas turned out to be a disaster.

I just think it's weird that pilots flew two perfectly flyable airplanes straight into the ocean from cruise altitude, that Airbus's design philosophies and marketing were direct contributors to those disasters, and that never seems to get any attention.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

canyoneer posted:

The flight attendants who have to constantly remind passengers to wear their seatbelt are pointing and nodding right now

This Boeing 737-8Max has 8 emergency exits. During an emergency please proceed to the nearest emergency exit, keeping in mind a new one may have appeared behind you.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

biznatchio posted:

This Boeing 737-8Max has 8 emergency exits. During an emergency please proceed to the nearest emergency exit, keeping in mind a new one may have appeared behind you.

:pusheen:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
When you have located an emergency exit, do not look away or it may relocate somewhere else.

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:


Come on, TARS

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

Phanatic posted:

I'm not defending poo poo. The 737 Max is garbage and is exemplifies Boeing eating its seed corn, outsourcing its core competencies while retaining all risk, so that it could Deliver Shareholder Value(tm) instead of investing in what it should have: the development and profitable sale of airplanes. And I'm right with everyone on how the merger with McDonnell-Douglas turned out to be a disaster.

I just think it's weird that pilots flew two perfectly flyable airplanes straight into the ocean from cruise altitude, that Airbus's design philosophies and marketing were direct contributors to those disasters, and that never seems to get any attention.

Did either of those investigations discover that Airbus had intentionally defrauded the FAA?

Also those were huge deals when they happened, 15 and 10 years ago. Max is in more recent memory at 5-6 years old.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Could pilots just refuse to fly the deathplanes

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

haveblue posted:

...is that dazzle camo? Do they think it's in danger of being torpedoed by a U-boat?

well, not anymore.


Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


I'm struggling to think of an airbus accident that wasn't caused by pilot error or not understanding basic flight - Like there's been issues where the fly by wire systems or flight laws have been turned off by the autopilot because the plane detects an issue or something too inconsistent with reality for it to recover from and it sets it to full manual, but then the pilots freak out and decide that they don't understand how a stall works and point the plane upwards at 45 degrees to try and climb out of it rather than nosing down to bring the control surfaces back into function.

Meanwhile Boeing repeatedly has things like plane batteries catching fire mid flight, the infamous "intentionally designed to kill people" 737 max, the current issue with windows exploding on flights and resulting in planes with literally 20 times the fatality rate of even the previous generation Boeing airliners.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




They replaced his telephone pole so they attached it to the new concrete one.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Drone_Fragger posted:

I'm struggling to think of an airbus accident that wasn't caused by pilot error or not understanding basic flight

That's a cop-out, it's the corporate tendency to put all the blame on the pilots.

Airbus specifically told airlines and pilots in its training manuals that pilots don't need to practice stall recovery because their aircraft won't allow a stall. Airbus specifically designed a UI that prevents one pilot from having any feedback about what the other pilot is doing with his control stick. If one of them is pushing full forwards and the other pilot is pulling full aft, neither of them will have any indication what the other is doing and the FCS will just take those conflicting inputs and do something with them that neither pilot is aware of. Airbus specifically designed stall alarms that stopped at exceedingly high AoA and then started against at lower AoA. Blaming those crashes on nothing but pilot error is like saying "MCAS failure is just runaway trim, it's just pilot error because they should have just pulled the breakers."

Edit: 100% this:

MononcQc posted:

Human error is not where the investigation ends, it’s where the investigation truly begins to understand how the elements of the system interacted to make reasonable people within a particular situation do things that appear unreasonable in hindsight.

Investigations that conclude with human error are either incomplete, act as a way to reinforce social norms and reassure the public everything is actually fine, or are deflecting blame away from a broader organizational structure as a defence mechanism.

Phanatic fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jan 7, 2024

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Human error is not where the investigation ends, it’s where the investigation truly begins to understand how the elements of the system interacted to make reasonable people within a particular situation do things that appear unreasonable in hindsight.

Investigations that conclude with human error are either incomplete, act as a way to reinforce social norms and reassure the public everything is actually fine, or are deflecting blame away from a broader organizational structure as a defence mechanism.

MononcQc fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Jan 7, 2024

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Nenonen posted:

I like the idea, but ultimately it's not very convenient because you have to kneel, and I would be worried about hitting that pilar (I guess they'll install handrails later). A fireman's pole would be more convenient, just as fun, and safer too probably - depending on where you place it, this slide being right next to stairs is very risky. Plus it would double as a dancing pole! :wink:

Firefighter's poles sound great, right up until someone leans forward to grab the pole, misses and drops head first into the floor.

Or doesn't grab onto the pole hard enough and slides down too fast and snaps their ankles.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Human error can be real sometimes, like the guy who crashed trying to barrel-roll a B-52, or the guy who let his kid fly the plane and subsequently lose control of it

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

haveblue posted:

...is that dazzle camo? Do they think it's in danger of being torpedoed by a U-boat?

I'm more concerned by the Ironclad ram plate on the front.


Perhaps it's Martian War Machine defence.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

haveblue posted:

Human error can be real sometimes, like the guy who crashed trying to barrel-roll a B-52, or the guy who let his kid fly the plane and subsequently lose control of it

He wasn't trying to barrel roll it, but that aside that wasn't just human error. There were huge institutional failures that led up to that which is why that incident is a textbook example for CRM. When the guy's own commanders are trying to conceal evidence about his previous bad behavior, other crew members are refusing to fly when him, and then his own squadron commander tells him "You're so dangerous that you're not going up again unless I'm in the other seat," but they still allow him to keep flying, that's well beyond simple human error. The point isn't that human error isn't a thing, it's that "human error" is not the only thing that led to people dying.

Phanatic fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jan 7, 2024

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
Sometimes the human who errored was the boss who didn't shitcan that guy months ago.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

haveblue posted:

Human error can be real sometimes, like the guy who crashed trying to barrel-roll a B-52, or the guy who let his kid fly the plane and subsequently lose control of it
These incidents are still used as food for thought on how to keep things in their operational envelope.

Usually there's some combination of people getting in trouble and engineering fixes to be gained from stupid people finding out. Sometimes the engineering fixes remain out of economic reach.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

okay now do it with a bayonet plug

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Nenonen posted:

I like the idea, but ultimately it's not very convenient because you have to kneel, and I would be worried about hitting that pilar (I guess they'll install handrails later). A fireman's pole would be more convenient, just as fun, and safer too probably - depending on where you place it, this slide being right next to stairs is very risky. Plus it would double as a dancing pole! :wink:

The slide should have gone on the other half for a few reasons

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cartoon Man posted:



They replaced his telephone pole so they attached it to the new concrete one.

That is too cute

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

sick drone ops

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

GotLag posted:

Ceramic knives are really good for cleanly slicing fruit and vegetables, especially the squishier kind. If you treat them right then they'll stay razor sharp basically forever, mine is almost 10 years old and still goes through tomatoes like they're not even there.

Think of the edge like it's made of glass: don't put it in a drawer with metal cutlery, use a slicing motion instead of chopping, don't use twisting or sideways scraping motions (use the back of the knife to push stuff off the cutting board).

I nearly cut my finger off with one of those in a shop because the whole thing, blade included, was bright orange so I thought "oh it's like a plastic dummy model" and no it was actually extremely loving sharp.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
There was a dummy model but it wasn't the knife

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
https://i.imgur.com/xgUMLAd.mp4

(sound)

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013





Perfetto

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

60's OHSA:

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