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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Shoehead posted:

Crystal Beth

This is the South we're talking about, so it'd actually be "Crystal-Beth".

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Catzilla
May 12, 2003

"Untie the queen"


whypick1 posted:

This is the South we're talking about, so it'd actually be "Krystal-Beth".

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Aight that one’s gonna actually fall off.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
On its own or with the rest of the limb?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Some impressive 3D work there

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Oh I should have gone back to sleep instead of checking the forums on my phone Oh nooo

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Shoehead posted:

Oh I should have gone back to sleep instead of checking the forums on my phone Oh nooo

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Shoehead posted:

Oh I should have gone back to sleep instead of checking the forums on my phone Oh nooo

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Looks like a promo for Avowed

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Gonna get the auditor on my arm, how do I get the cool 3D effect for his dreads?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
That made me actually feel nauseous

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Subjunctive posted:

Looks like a promo for Avowed



Annihilation was pretty scary

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Gonna get the auditor on my arm, how do I get the cool 3D effect for his dreads?



quote:

Holly Peterson, an environmental engineer at Montana Tech, analyzed hair samples taken from Auditor near the end of his life and found elevated levels of "nearly every element imaginable," with a level of arsenic 128 times that normally found in pet dog hair.

Jesus.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I mean it didn't seem to hurt him too bad, he lived to at least 17 while feral.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Shoehead posted:

Oh I should have gone back to sleep instead of checking the forums on my phone Oh nooo

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

I don't want to quote it because it's making me ill, but what... why? What is happening? Why does it look like that?

I want to get a tattoo one day and I have been reading this and other tattoo threads to learn and not gently caress it up.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Ugh I looked again, I dont think it's infected it just scabbed. Like one huge scab, I wonder if it was wrapped or if they used any aftercare poo poo at all

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

don longjohns posted:

I want to get a tattoo one day and I have been reading this and other tattoo threads to learn and not gently caress it up.

When the time approaches post the artist/s and your idea in the other thread

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Shoehead posted:

Ugh I looked again, I dont think it's infected it just scabbed. Like one huge scab, I wonder if it was wrapped or if they used any aftercare poo poo at all

It’s like they never ever cleaned it or even accidentally wiped it on something and they’ve just been hanging out letting all the juices congeal

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


History Comes Inside! posted:

It’s like they never ever cleaned it or even accidentally wiped it on something and they’ve just been hanging out letting all the juices congeal

Even if you did that it shouldn't look like that

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Maybe the artist went too deep and that triggered a different healing process instead of the usual "light surface scrape" you get with an ordinary tattoo. It's the only thing I can think of for why it would scab at all.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
It’s clearly for being an affront to God. Tattoo leprosy.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Stealing this for the name of my death metal band

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Lookin pretty good

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
What a lovely crochet tattoo of blurry dogs

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Jesus crust

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Wanna scrape the crust off with a credit card.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



:nws: bewildering centaur anatomy warning

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Sure, why not?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

If the centaur’s dick were in the horse-place, they wouldn’t be able to jack off. Evolution prevents terrible things like that from continuing.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

You fools the centaur obviously has two dicks, a horse dick in the usual horse dick area which he is using to gently caress the horse, and a regular dick on the human torso which he is using to gently caress the nude lady on the horse

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




That sounds right

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Centaur grindr must be crazy

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Wasabi the J posted:

Centaur grindaur must be crazy

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

A centaur insult is to call a guy "hung like a human."

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Marcade posted:

A centaur insult is to call a guy "hung like a human."

I had a D&D campaign where a centaur party member referred to the one male humanoid as "front nuts."

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Subjunctive posted:

If the centaur’s dick were in the horse-place, they wouldn’t be able to jack off. Evolution prevents terrible things like that from continuing.

Somebody has clearly never seen John Varley's weird centaur-sex chart.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
i dont think the lady is involved in the sex act at all

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

wheatpuppy posted:

Somebody has clearly never seen John Varley's weird centaur-sex chart.

sigh, ok

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