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Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
Jesus really

:synpa:

Big City Drinkin fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jan 7, 2024

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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

I don't believe Nathen's horniness for Garfield has any limits so obviously that's a reverse psychology move in the effort to source more Garf porn

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

If nothing else, this alone would have doomed the business.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Dick Bastardly posted:

I don't believe Nathen's horniness for Garfield has any limits so obviously that's a reverse psychology move in the effort to source more Garf porn

I unironically believe this

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Well, I didn't think it would come to this, but now I'm gonna have to check the flight lists for Nathen's name.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Busters posted:

Well, I didn't think it would come to this, but now I'm gonna have to check the flight lists for Nathen's name.

Check the logs for shipments of orange cats too while you’re at it

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Frank Frank posted:

Goddammit he’s back to catfucking again
https://i.imgur.com/VIsMASD.mp4

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Like how the gently caress have the Garfield rights lawyers not done something, anything, by this stage?

The only thing I can think of is they don't want to streisand effect it and everyone's just hoping at some stage his stop.

lol, the mad bastards never going to stop.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

dr_rat posted:

Like how the gently caress have the Garfield rights lawyers not done something, anything, by this stage?

The only thing I can think of is they don't want to streisand effect it and everyone's just hoping at some stage his stop.

lol, the mad bastards never going to stop.

Because Nathen is a random internet weirdo with sub-1000 followers and most of those people just follow him to laugh at him. Giving him attention would be a bad idea imo.

Luxrage
Jan 2, 2017

I have no idea what I'm doing!

dr_rat posted:

Like how the gently caress have the Garfield rights lawyers not done something, anything, by this stage?

The only thing I can think of is they don't want to streisand effect it and everyone's just hoping at some stage his stop.

lol, the mad bastards never going to stop.

I find it a bit odd that eGeez is supposed to be a haven for brands to avoid illegitimate use of their IP while Nathan drags Garfield's name through the mud with GarfieldEats long after they told him to cut it out.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Luxrage posted:

I find it a bit odd that eGeez is supposed to be a haven for brands to avoid illegitimate use of their IP while Nathan drags Garfield's name through the mud with GarfieldEats long after they told him to cut it out.

It's almost like he doesn't actually give a poo poo about brand legitimacy and is only talking about it to try to appeal to corporations to get their money.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I’ve seen so many corporate shills I’m just kinda jaded at this point but Nathen is the first “successful” wannabe shill I’ve ever seen. This is like if Chris Chan got a Sonic the hedgehog license somehow.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Frank Frank posted:

Because Nathen is a random internet weirdo with sub-1000 followers and most of those people just follow him to laugh at him. Giving him attention would be a bad idea imo.

It could go both ways. Watch him pull a Ken Penders and Garfield-but-horny becomes the intellectual property of Nathen Mazri.

I don't think Ken Penders was that savvy, sometimes these things just happen by accident, and they happen to people like Nathfield

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Fur20 posted:

It could go both ways. Watch him pull a Ken Penders and Garfield-but-horny becomes the intellectual property of Nathen Mazri.

I don't think Ken Penders was that savvy, sometimes these things just happen by accident, and they happen to people like Nathfield

Nathen has absolutely terrible luck and negative charisma.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.


Jesus Christ, man.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
#stayabrowsed

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Another Jan 6 banger

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001


Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I think that's the first pic of Nathen where he looks like an actual human having an actual moment. Just a mom and her special little doofus. It's kinda humanizing and a reminder of how easy it is to gradually lose the idea that a comedic figure, especially an unwitting one, is a whole person too. It will be jarring next week when he posts himself grinding on a M.A.S.K. body pillow to announce a drone-delivered bespoke soup startup or some poo poo.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

lol

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

dr_rat posted:

Like how the gently caress have the Garfield rights lawyers not done something, anything, by this stage?

The only thing I can think of is they don't want to streisand effect it and everyone's just hoping at some stage his stop.

lol, the mad bastards never going to stop.

My theory is that no one who matters has noticed him yet. He's a loser with no influence, no money, no followers, nothing. They probably forgot about him after settling things with the licensing, and haven't noticed him since.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I think that's the first pic of Nathen where he looks like an actual human having an actual moment. Just a mom and her special little doofus. It's kinda humanizing and a reminder of how easy it is to gradually lose the idea that a comedic figure, especially an unwitting one, is a whole person too. It will be jarring next week when he posts himself grinding on a M.A.S.K. body pillow to announce a drone-delivered bespoke soup startup or some poo poo.

MASK doesn’t feature any anthropomorphic animals so probably not that.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

ZoobileeZooEATS

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pretty sure this is the most entergagement I've ever seen on Nathen's posts

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



CodfishCartographer posted:

It's almost like he doesn't actually give a poo poo about brand legitimacy and is only talking about it to try to appeal to corporations to get their money.

Who knows for sure but I tend to think he really genuinely does, he’s just also unhinged because of rich boy center of the universe brain worms.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Frank Frank posted:

MASK doesn’t feature any anthropomorphic animals so probably not that.

drat, you're right. ThundercatsSLURP, then, coming to a van behind a Toronto check-cashing place near you

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Pretty sure this is the most entergagement I've ever seen on Nathen's posts
Bitcoin people will interact with literally anything that mentions their precious

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



"sight beyond sight" whispers nathan before he smooches a lion-o plushy for instagram

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1744068325418635563?t=qoYEjE4IyfQZBd-l13XbMQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1744082597100093633?t=4GW2zuaLz10Hzu7s_xPsww&s=19

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Powerful Katrinka posted:

My theory is that no one who matters has noticed him yet. He's a loser with no influence, no money, no followers, nothing. They probably forgot about him after settling things with the licensing, and haven't noticed him since.

i think garfields lawyers know he's mentally unbalanced and suing him would bring no good attention to the brand so they leave him alone

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






man i need to go out for some air, a walk down to the pier and back or something, i don't know where a pier is, i'll find a pier

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
GarfieldEATS never paid 💸 a percentage to any military 🪖 groups like #Starbucks... We value humanity of all kinds, especially the homeless, but not more than cats. 🐈 Sorry!

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.
An endless parade of LOOK AT ME VALIDATE MY PRIOR DECISIONS THROUGH THE LENS OF TODAY DADDY DADDY LOOK AT ME from Mr. Entergagement. Never change, Nathen!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
He loves the homeless so much he threw a tantrum when the city wanted to open a homeless shelter

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Dr. Quarex posted:

GarfieldEATS never paid 💸 a percentage to any military 🪖 groups like #Starbucks... We value humanity of all kinds, especially the homeless, but not more than cats. 🐈 Sorry!
What in the name of Thorsten Veblen is this idiot talking about with this

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The celibate Nathen: please do not send me any more arousing Garfield porn

Nessus posted:

What in the name of Thorsten Veblen is this idiot talking about with this

Some dumb poo poo he read on Twitter. Nathen is extremely extremely online at all times

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jan 7, 2024

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

drat, you're right. ThundercatsSLURP, then, coming to a van behind a Toronto check-cashing place near you
SnarfSCARFS

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
He should do SnorksEats. No one likes the snorks. No one would care.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

When the news story comes out that it turns out nate is the ted bundy* of cats, I will not even pretend to be surprised.

*(possibly ed gein of cats.)

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