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Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

Harald posted:

The USAF will absolutely take the most mentally unstable candidates.

Seems like she was a little crazy before all of this :stare:

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Norris said she tried for a few months to salvage her relationship with Aaron Babbitt before finally deciding to move out of their house. Within days, Norris said, Ashli moved in.

A few weeks later, Norris was waiting at a stop sign in Prince Frederick, about an hour southeast of Washington, D.C., when she says a white Ford Explorer passed her going the other direction.

Norris saw the SUV pulling a U-turn before speeding up behind her. She recounts that the SUV�s driver began swerving erratically, laying on the horn and attempting to pass a Chevrolet Suburban that was in between them on the narrow two-lane road.

When the driver of the Chevy pulled over, Norris said the white Ford SUV accelerated and rammed into her rear bumper. She said the SUV rammed her a second time and then a third, all while the vehicles continued to roll down the road.

After Norris dialed 911, an emergency dispatcher advised her to pull over to the shoulder and stop. As she waited for help, Babbitt got out of her vehicle and came up to Norris� driver�s-side window, banging on the glass.

also

she was a MP :acab:

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:18

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# ? May 28, 2024 07:15

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Please get hosed, boebert.
I feel bad if she actually beat her ex but he'd be doing colorado a favor if he can get her locked up.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:19

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Grey Cat posted:

Please get hosed, boebert.
I feel bad if she actually beat her ex but he'd be doing colorado a favor if he can get her locked up.

It's shithead on shithead violence.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:23

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Grey Cat posted:

Please get hosed, boebert.
I feel bad if she actually beat her ex but he'd be doing colorado a favor if he can get her locked up.

he flashed his dick to minors

before they were married

she was one of them

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:25

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Grey Cat posted:

Please get hosed, boebert.
I feel bad if she actually beat her ex but he'd be doing colorado a favor if he can get her locked up.

I hope they both go to jail and George Santos adopts the grandbaby

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:25

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

I don't care if they both suck, you can't just hit people for no reason let alone repeatedly. Unless this man was actively kicking children in the head at a restaurant she can get hosed.

Oh right he's the dick flasher.
E: If he was flashing his dick to children you can beat him

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:26

heard u like girls: Mar 25, 2013

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It�s a new thread

and a better threads comin

in trump we trust
dont make a fuzz
just step
in the back of the truck

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:26

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

She�s done. She�s not winning the primary for CO-4 when they could pick literally anyone else and get the exact same votes without the drama/embarrassment. Also, they can pick someone who actually lives in CO-4 and isn�t nakedly carpetbagging from CO-3.

Chuds love this poo poo though. The ex will likely decline to press charges and then everyone will have a good chortle and move on like nothing happened.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:27

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

It's pretty hard keeping track of which republicans groomed children at this point.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:27

Karma Comedian: Feb 2, 2012

I just assume its an "opt-out" thing at this point

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:30

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

heard u like girls posted:

I never knew I wanted to see JNCO "TRUMP" until now

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:30

WebDO: Sep 25, 2009

Grey Cat posted:

It's pretty hard keeping track of which republicans groomed children at this point.

Safest to assume they all have, or want to. See: every Republican run state government lowering the age of consent and marriage

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:30

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Karma Comedian posted:

I just assume its an "opt-out" thing at this point

When running the republican.exe installer make sure to click manual installation.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:33

RockWhisperer: Oct 26, 2018

MrQwerty posted:

remember when he delayed stimulus checks so he could send out a letter/checks with his dumbass sharpie signature on them

I forgot about that.

Is there a list of all the crazy poo poo I forgot about somewhere, or even better, somebody that tweets these kinds of facts once a day for me to take a trip down memory lane?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:36

heard u like girls: Mar 25, 2013

MrQwerty posted:

I never knew I wanted to see JNCO "TRUMP" until now

looks very presidential imo

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:38

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

Alan Smithee posted:

he flashed his dick to minors

before they were married

she was one of them

please don't spread misinformation

she was a legal adult at the time

it happened after she dropped out of high school because they had a child together

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:46

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

Single. Biggest. Political. Event. EVER!

The forgotten men and women remembered again like NEVER BEFORE!

Feels like Trump has started to work a lot more "Praise God" and "Thank Jesus" into his rants of late, like he's feeling the energy from the holy rollers and incoporating it into the act.

I'd be curious to see his use of the word "God" on Twitter/Truth over time. I bet it goes from near zero for years to a line going ever up.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:48

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

please don't spread misinformation

she was a legal adult at the time

it happened after she dropped out of high school because they had a child together

nah she wasn't pregnant in January 04 when he got arrested for showing his wang to some other teenagers at a bowling alley. She also wasn't pregnant when Jayson got arrested for domestic violence against her a month later :stare:

Lauren had their first child together in March 2005, so she was with him for six-ish months before getting pregnant?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:53

Beastie: Nov 3, 2006; They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

Is there a source for the Boebert Boxing? I don't see anything online?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:57

Civil: Apr 21, 2003; Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".

Can't catch a break, poor guy

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# ? Jan 7, 2024 15:58

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Civil posted:

Can't catch a break, poor guy

Rudy in deep doody! :lolrudy:

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:01

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Beastie posted:

Is there a source for the Boebert Boxing? I don't see anything online?

It's just people on Twitter saying poo poo at the moment

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:01

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Beastie posted:

Is there a source for the Boebert Boxing? I don't see anything online?

It's a big if at the moment.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:02

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Who likes unhinged stuff? :stare:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1743268349319033025

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:02

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Did I post this one?
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1743819515018858537

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:05

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

he flashed his dick to minors

before they were married

she was one of them

I think she was actually legal at the time. Which is kind of worse. She witnessed him flash minors, and was like "This is the one!".

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:08

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Getting this SomethingAwful-fueled, fast, macro top-down of any incident, especially Trumpo, is always a wild ride.

You can see firsthand the ebb and flow of the astroturfing, landscaping apparatuses, and the actual truth. The (sometimes not so) subtle shifts in people's narrative voice and the wild maneuvering through "reporting" and other attempts to do poo poo like flip the script can be hectic, but never really overwhelming due to the firehose effect of it all. You just have so much that it's never going to be a mystery that Donald J. Trump, former President of the United States, did insanely dumb, treasonous, and illegal things lol.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:10

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

kazil posted:

...

What's funny is that, after all trump's attacks and insults, Ron is absolutely going to pull a Cruz and endorse him as the greatest president and human being ever

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:10

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Steadiman posted:

What's funny is that, after all trump's attacks and insults, Ron is absolutely going to pull a Cruz and endorse him as the greatest president and human being ever

Yep, and that first public meeting of them, with Ron teetering in his boots far below all 6'3, 215 pounds of pure vengeance, will be amazingly pathetic.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:13

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

heard u like girls posted:

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:14

WHY BONER NOW: Mar 6, 2016; Pillbug

I'm curious what political life Ron depantspiss will have after failing miserably at a presidential bid

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:16

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Steadiman posted:

What's funny is that, after all trump's attacks and insults, Ron is absolutely going to pull a Cruz and endorse him as the greatest president and human being ever

You must kiss the king's rear end if you want to keep grifting.

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# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:16

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Steadiman posted:

What's funny is that, after all trump's attacks and insults, Ron is absolutely going to pull a Cruz and endorse him as the greatest president and human being ever

Yeah. Dude's spineless.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 16:18