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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

RandomBlue posted:

but I need oxygen

The market will provide (and number, but not oxygen, will go up)

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Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

RandomBlue posted:

but I need oxygen

You need to make money more.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
You know we're hosed when the articles aren't even bothering to sell actual hopium about the climate anymore, just straight up snake oil technological/market solutions that don't exist.

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Yeah, well this golden oldie goes out to my homies who love a little brain damage with their treats. You know who you are. Or maybe don’t if your cranium got too many treats, if you know what I mean.

https://twitter.com/mrmatthewtodd/status/1743758342307131528?s=46&t=CkxUTFewBhsxPVoqA_wgtQ

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
That lady's face is scary angry over some paper

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Paradoxish posted:

That lady's face is scary angry over some paper

Misses the lead from petrol, too, I suspect.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
REMEMBER PROPER SWEETS

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

The Oldest Man posted:

More importantly, 2024 temperature anomaly is kool aid manning into the chat

https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1743615655117758526/photo/1
lmao goddamn the line is off to a powerful start this year

https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1744013684446507009

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
https://twitter.com/postholocene/status/1743692352462434595
Reveal yourself

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
Anyone who isn't inspired by that line's dedication is deeply broken. Look at it go.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

It's slisyphus/emtme3

Cerepol
Dec 2, 2011



beautiful analysis

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

It’s me. I’m the Internet famous person you all revere.

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib
if it keeps rising like in 2023 we’ll hit 1 degree by the end of the year, so I’m guessing May

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Jizzny Princess posted:

https://twitter.com/ScienceNotDogma/status/1743361723938304305

I know it was already discussed a bit but the whole snow crab die off blows my mind. Did they honestly think an animal that takes 6-8 years to reach sexual maturity would recover in 2 years after 90% of it's population died off?

We're so hosed.

"it'll be alright"

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

Rip Testes posted:

Post the clip.

don't have one

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

TACD posted:

lmao goddamn the line is off to a powerful start this year

https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1744013684446507009

love to see it

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


no no no we're gonna die with climate

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Paradoxish posted:

Anyone who isn't inspired by that line's dedication is deeply broken. Look at it go.

Powerful. Powerful.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Knitting Beetles posted:

if it keeps rising like in 2023 we’ll hit 1 degree by the end of the year, so I’m guessing May

hahahahahahahaha gasp

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
1.5° is the good future, the one you want to live in

https://twitter.com/UN/status/1742172233894625721

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
yep. i'll be getting right on that action. anyday now i promise. just one more barrel bro

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

trucutru posted:

The market will provide (and number, but not oxygen, will go up)



honestly spaceballs was not a good movie that doesn't hold up but lol that part slays me

Argentum
Feb 6, 2011
UGLY LIKE BOWEL CANCER

Xaris posted:



honestly spaceballs was not a good movie that doesn't hold up but lol that part slays me

its an incredible grift opportunity and I wonder why it hasnt been done yet.
You could sell oxygen tanks to rich people and promise decreased aging + improved brain power and people would eat that poo poo up.

no lube so what
Apr 11, 2021

Argentum posted:

its an incredible grift opportunity and I wonder why it hasnt been done yet.
You could sell oxygen tanks to rich people and promise decreased aging + improved brain power and people would eat that poo poo up.

in my area, there were oxygen bars in dying malls ~2010. maybe time to start that poo poo up again

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Argentum posted:

its an incredible grift opportunity and I wonder why it hasnt been done yet.
You could sell oxygen tanks to rich people and promise decreased aging + improved brain power and people would eat that poo poo up.

You guys are so behind the times.

https://www.theoxygenlounge.co.uk/

kater
Nov 16, 2010

Mola Yam posted:

1.5° is the good future, the one you want to live in


Live the future now.

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Argentum posted:

its an incredible grift opportunity and I wonder why it hasnt been done yet.
(..)


https://vitalityair.com/

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Mola Yam posted:

1.5° is the good future, the one you want to live in

https://twitter.com/UN/status/1742172233894625721

tbh both the red and green look pretty, it's the neon vomit colored middle future you don't want

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Argentum posted:

its an incredible grift opportunity and I wonder why it hasnt been done yet.
You could sell oxygen tanks to rich people and promise decreased aging + improved brain power and people would eat that poo poo up.

I've literally seen oxygen huff cans in my local walgreens.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
It is possible to get oxygen poisoning

Well, not for much longer anyway

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
unironically a little frightened at how quickly we've normalized the previously near-apocalyptic 1.5C and using sarcasm to hide my terror

Iverron
May 13, 2012

Mola Yam posted:

1.5° is the good future, the one you want to live in

https://twitter.com/UN/status/1742172233894625721

mass effect endings but they’re all bad

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Paradoxish posted:

unironically a little frightened at how quickly we've normalized the previously near-apocalyptic 1.5C and using sarcasm to hide my terror

Look, 1.5°C was always an ambitious goal. You can’t honestly expect us to meet 2°C anyway. So no, I don’t feel too concerned about 3°C because, as you say, 5°C is definitely a better outcome than 78°C.

I’m actually quite optimistic we can keep it well below 451°F.

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Iverron posted:

mass effect endings but they’re all bad

All humanity…. not being wiped out?

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000


https://vitalityair.com/collections/limited-edition

OIL PANIC
Dec 22, 2022

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7. Do not use volatile oils such as thinner or benzine and alcohol for wiping.
it's all about the framing - if we use degrees Delisle instead of degrees Celsius, temperatures are droppingreducing in magnitude! per NOAA, 'The 2022 surface temperature was 1.29° Delisle less than the 20th-century average of 129 °D and 1.59 °D less than the pre-industrial period (1880-1900).'
-1.59 degrees! a real dream come true!

OIL PANIC has issued a correction as of 01:19 on Jan 8, 2024

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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Mola Yam posted:

1.5° is the good future, the one you want to live in

https://twitter.com/UN/status/1742172233894625721

Lmao

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