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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams and even if it could, airplanes don't carry any! Check mate 
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Nenonen posted:Jet fuel can't melt steel beams and even if it could, airplanes don't carry any! Check mate Look at this sheeple who think's airplanes exist 
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Weatherman posted:Look at this sheeple who think's airplanes exist Airplanes exist so that Soros and Gates can poison us with chemtrails, but the ones you travel in are just simulators used to convince people that Earth is not flat. In reality the cabin is on a truck bed and they just drive you to destination & drug you to make the trip feel shorter.
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Weatherman posted:Look at this sheeple who think's airplanes exist Lol, "air" 
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The balls. Jet fuel is stored in the balls.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:The balls. Jet fuel is stored in the balls. Make a clever joke with that
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Medullah posted:
I'd just link to Piaget's conservation test.
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The Islamic Shock posted:Spontaneous comballstion Spontaneous comballstion deez nutz lmao
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LonsomeSon posted:Spontaneous comballstion deez nutz lmao lol gottem
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:12 pence to a shilling, 20 shillings to the pound. I'm so glad we smart Americans dumped that poo poo faster than a crate of tea We dumped the non-decimal coinage, but the stock market was denominated in sixteenths of dollars until 2001.
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CellBlock posted:We dumped the non-decimal coinage, but the stock market was denominated in sixteenths of dollars until 2001. And let's not get started with the metric system Oh if only that ship hadn't sunk during Jefferson's term
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Medullah posted:
The true comedy gold is that that tank is smaller around than a 747's fuselage and would easily fit inside.
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Yeah but have you ever seen one of them on a plane? So where do they put the giant puck of solid fuel??
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Some kind of Kerbal-rear end civil aviation where they chonk on a big canister of fuel and overbalance the entire plane, killing everyone.
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Brawnfire posted:Some kind of Kerbal-rear end civil aviation where they chonk on a big canister of fuel and overbalance the entire plane, killing everyone. What are you talking about? That's clearly one giant landing gear.
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Brawnfire posted:Some kind of Kerbal-rear end civil aviation where they chonk on a big canister of fuel and overbalance the entire plane, killing everyone. To be fair, this is probably how Boeing does most of their engineering nowadays.
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This also overstates the fuel capacity of a 747 by 44,695 gallons.
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Idk why fuel capacity is the new hot poo poo in conspiracies because I keep seeing it everywhere. It really grinds my gears. Here is where the fuel goes. If you're on a flight waiting for take off you can literally look out the window and see some ramp agents pumping the fuel into the plane.  There is the fuel tanks. This being my primary line of work and Boeing passenger craft being my primary babies, I can confirm that all those fuel tanks are in there because I have seen and/or been inside most of them. It seems impossible because the plane is very big and we are very small, so the wings look way too thin from inside, but in fact, there is room. There's also way more cabin than you look at, like where flight attendants sit, where all the booze is, where the luggage is, where the dog you insisted needed to come on your trip is with a ramp agent strapped to the wall keeping them company while you complain about how uncomfy your seat is. What is even the end goal of planes having extra fake fuel conspiracy? What is being proved? Killary has packed the extra weight with kids for her satanic pizza dungeon? The same thing but it's bloodthirsty ISIS terrorists? It's actually all a lie started by the Wright Brothers and powered flight is not possible? I gotta stop complaining about this. Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jan 10, 2024 |
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You're thinking backwards from their thought process. If bad things can happen that are outside of anyone's control, that's scary! Instead, it must be the work of some nefarious agents that, while powerful, have the potential to be stopped. As a bonus, I'm now the holder of secret knowledge and therefore special in some capacity. Therefore, there couldn't be enough fuel on those planes (that still wouldn't melt steel beams) or whatever
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Idk why fuel capacity is the new hot poo poo in conspiracies because I keep seeing it everywhere. It really grinds my gears. Here is where the fuel goes. If you're on a flight waiting for take off you can literally look out the window and see some ramp agents pumping the fuel into the plane. https://twitter.com/starrrchilddddd/status/1644833946105184256 https://twitter.com/J0N78/status/1652837602242723841
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If birds aren't real, perhaps planes aren't either ...
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So if birds and planes aren’t real, by process of elimination it is Superman up there.
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So the conspiracy theory is airlines charge more for plane tickets than is necessary to cover the cost of a flight and keep the difference as profit?
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Yes but you can't criticize capitalism so you have to sub in the stupidest poo poo possible.
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Nah, the space they tell you is fuel tanks is actually taken up by the chemtrail distribution system.
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VitalSigns posted:So the conspiracy theory is airlines charge more for plane tickets than is necessary to cover the cost of a flight and keep the difference as profit? lmao
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Those aren't even remotely the same shape. Try again.
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How the gently caress does someone not understand how sneezing works
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The Islamic Shock posted:How the gently caress does someone not understand how sneezing works Because america
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Nah, the space they tell you is fuel tanks is actually taken up by the chemtrail distribution system. I've seen that 'theory'. I've also seen flat earthers pick this up and use it to say "See, the Earth isn't as big as (((They))) say it is - planes don't need 200 tons of fuel to cross the oceans because they're not actually going round the back of the planet. Makes u think!" It's fun the way conspiracy theories run together, like paints on a canvas left out in the rain.
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My friend's mother cut all of the necks off of my friend's turtleneck sweaters, because "they made her feel like she was choking". (My friend's mother was not the one wearing the sweaters).
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A timeless STDH.
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Nebrilos posted:My friend's mother cut all of the necks off of my friend's turtleneck sweaters, because "they made her feel like she was choking". (My friend's mother was not the one wearing the sweaters). She was right to do so. Even if her reasoning was wrong
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"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a very weak guy all day." -Mitch Hedberg
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Bet that's the sort of guy who tries to claim 332 million dependents on his taxes every year. And also has to be court ordered to file his taxes.
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My life matters - guy who would never in a million years be at risk for being shot to death during a routine traffic stop
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the_steve posted:Bet that's the sort of guy who tries to claim 332 million dependents on his taxes every year. You just know he's the type to dodge child support
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