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hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

You're usually drunk off your face while eating ika no shiokara but yeah it's not my favorite either

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Aquarium.

*serves up deep fried neon tetras*

Be glad the internet forgets and I can not find the pic of the plate with fried tetras and sides. Almost 40 years in the aquarium hobby will scar a person in ways you never expected.

I also can't find the pic of the fried cull Comet Goldfish.

I feel like Pacu and Arowana on the plate would be easy but I give up.

Aquarium fish taste like fish food. Go grab a pinch of flakes and become disgusted.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Desert Bus posted:


Aquarium fish taste like fish food. Go grab a pinch of flakes and become disgusted.

Ugh, that opened up memories I'd forgotten about of trying fish food flakes as a kid. It's nasty, it ranked at the bottom of other pet foods I tried, including peanut butter dog treats, beggin' strips, and dry dog and cat food. It was possibly better than dirt, which I also tried (I was a curious kid)

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
"Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: It was possibly better than dirt, which I also tried"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Decoy Badger posted:

Speaking of lightly-killed fish put into a bag:



Ika no shiokara, squid fermented in ground-up viscera and malted rice (then glorped into a clear plastic bag).

Zesty Summertime Gagh

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Captain Hygiene posted:

Ugh, that opened up memories I'd forgotten about of trying fish food flakes as a kid. It's nasty, it ranked at the bottom of other pet foods I tried, including peanut butter dog treats, beggin' strips, and dry dog and cat food. It was possibly better than dirt, which I also tried (I was a curious kid)

Whatever happened to fizzy mercury?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Roundup Ready posted:

Whatever happened to fizzy mercury?

Dead from cancer probably. I can't find the thread right now. :(

EDIT:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4019600

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

:smith: goddamnit

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Her last post was just a few days later. Aw man :smith:

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Yeah sorry to be the bearer of bad news :(

I wasn't their friend on FB or any offsites so I dunno if there is more

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:gonk: sorry guys I think I'll drown my sympathetic sorrows in some unhealthy food right now.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Read that first as 'Ontario Garbage', saw the picture and was like: 'ayup, that makes sense'.

Ah, geez. Poor Fizzy.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Man, that's super sad :smith:

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Well gently caress. Sorry I brought that up

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Roundup Ready posted:

Well gently caress. Sorry I brought that up

They're not really gone so long as we remember them. :)

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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I would toss some hot sauce on that and happily eat it.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Probably tastes fine but you have to eat it in a dark room

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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maybeadracula posted:

Probably tastes fine but you have to eat it in a dark room

Hide your shame from God. Smart.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Desert Bus posted:

I would toss some hot sauce on that and happily eat it.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

No I'd never eat you.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

have done and will again. might have to dress it up a little. maybe cut the corn by 15%.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Desert Bus posted:

Hide your shame from God. Smart.

No, it's so other people don't steal your delicious corn and bean mash

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Captain Hygiene posted:

No, it's so other people don't steal your delicious corn and bean mash

If they could pry that out of my hands they might be a god

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
What misinterpreted recipe could that even be?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"Says here the three sisters are corn... beans .... um... and then I squash it? ok"

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




I think I defeated this in Conker's Bad Fur Day.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Schubalts posted:

What misinterpreted recipe could that even be?

i regularly make a succotash-ish thing with corn, (whole) black beans, minced jalapeno/onion/maybe a little radish if we got some, lime juice, and some spices (probably just chili powder because it's easy). it's good on tortilla chips or you can just eat it with a fork. usually just do it cold but it'd be good hot too.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I think I defeated this in Conker's Bad Fur Day.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Yeah I make quesadillas with that corn bean mash and irresponsible amounts of cheese. Looks just like that.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


Toxic Waste has recipes on their website.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Toxic Waste is a makeup brand only sold at Hot Topic.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


Small pastries with threatening auras

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

I'm milky seasonings

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'll take a gulf steamer but make it

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://packaged-media.redd.it/l9qv...75189f91f54#t=0

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Something something joke about selfhelp book "Who Moved My Cheese."

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/IMfW9Fu.mp4

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Ah yes the three foods. Brightly colored phlegm, Boba, and wet... Dinner mints?

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