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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

the_steve posted:

Another edit: This one counts as political

Have it fullsized so you don't have to squint/zoom/go to the nazi tiktok site:

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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

The Islamic Shock posted:

Let's roleplay their idea of a Democratic politician.

Boy oh boy I can't wait to go to work and get to work destroying America! Hey wait a minute... that's where all my stuff, power and money is located... oh well, I sure do looove loving myself and everyone I know! Sure is amazing half the politicians in this country love it as much as I do!
that's pretty much what republicans are doing. they want to destroy the fed so they can rule over their little fiefdoms in peace, without the feds poking their noses in on who, exactly, they're murdering/letting vote/giving rights to.

given the law of projection they firmly believe the democrats are trying to do the same thing just in service of kingdoms full of minorities i guess? it's all so vague and not well thought out because democrats never try to sever from the feds but they did, once upon a time, separate from the racists. ergo democrats must be trying to tear down the federal government to give power to minorities to rule over whatever euphemism they're using for "whites"

edit: pastis is 100% woke and all of the political stuff he does is really good

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Nenonen posted:

Have it fullsized so you don't have to squint/zoom/go to the nazi tiktok site:



Thanks. I'm phone posting, so linking the tweet is about all I can effectively do.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
I kinda hate people buying into this dichotomy like "Biden's thing is he's old. Trump's thing is he's a criminal." Guess what bitch Trump's old as gently caress too, have you seen this guy, he's held together with mummy glue. They're both walking corpses.
But even most liberal cartoonists tend to go in on this and exclude Trump from being whatever his opponent is accused of being. Reminds me of the Hillary/Trump comparison from before, which is especially funny in hindsight because the thing Trump wasn't shown to be (because that's Hillary's thing!!) was "criminal". That aged well.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Fighting Trousers posted:

Ah yes, lily white Florida. Not a brown person in sight.
Depends a lot on where they're moving to in Florida. The big cities are obviously pretty diverse, but for instance my grandparents live in a city on the west coast that's 80% white (down from 90% in 2010) surrounded by other towns that are 70-90% white. They're only an hour or so from Tampa which is diverse, same as Jacksonville, Miami, etc. but a lot of the people from the suburbs/surrounding area are very cautious about going into The Big Cities because... you know, all of those people in those cities.

I know these demographics (especially the urban/suburban/rural splits) aren't that different than New York or New Jersey or California or anywhere else, but with Florida you have the force multiplier of a governor/state apparatus that is really openly antagonistic to these non-white people existing, which has to be a factor in terms of making a decision to move to Florida, and the type of people who do make that decision in 2023.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Herbert:


Broelman:

Wild brawl erupts between security and festival goers at Summernats (news.com.au).

Knight:


Le Lievre:


Spooner:

BOM = Bureau of Meteorology. El Niño doesn't automatically mean it won't rain. Here's why it's been so wet and stormy for Australia's eastern states (ABC).

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Special Kellies Nomination: Worst "If Climate Change, why Weather Disaster?"

DalaranJ fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Jan 17, 2024

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Speaking of walking corpses, it's time again for





This is an actual thing anti-porn activists say. Like, as if it were an argument.



Not only are woke pornsters secretly in the thrall of evil, they're premature ejaculators!



You know, this really isn't a very cost-effective porn operation they're running here if it's all one-on-one. Unless that woke dude was paying millions of dollars for this or something.



Just FYI, the moon is between 225 and 250 thousand miles from Earth.



:jerkbag:



She's in the process of becoming less porny by removing some of her clothes.



Well, we've managed to get back to exactly where we were a week ago, with both of these people dying, the pimp is just dying for different reasons now. I guess I was naive to think that Tatsuya was going to wrap this up with any degree of efficiency.


Pettyfest

idonotlikepeas fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jan 7, 2024

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I still don’t understand why he’s so fixated on these go-nowhere arcs. It’s clear he’s much more interested in drawing dick bulges and spewing antisemitic memes than crafting a story. Like, he’s obviously writing it all on the fly, because if this was written in advance he would, you know, have 2023 die on January 1st.

So like last year, we’re trying to add meaning or pathos at the last minute, because otherwise this is a character with maybe two weeks of strips for all of the year that we know nothing about just up and dying. This results in rushed poo poo that doesn’t make sense, like the character named Vainglorious giving a poo poo about an adopted sister he learned about five minutes ago.

And yet in February we’re going to see another baby, and she’ll be raised by another zany character. Will it be the Woke Justice League? The FBI? An actual member of the original cast? My money is on terf grandma.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Neito posted:

The funny part is the guy who went wrist-deep on this was bitching on Twitter that someone found out his wife was a massive plagiarist.
Underselling it, the guy is Bill Ackman, billionaire hedge fund manager. He has been trying to shiv Harvard's president for months now, for not being sufficiently pro-Israel and for her support of DEI (and also nearly certainly for being a black woman in a position of authority). The guy is a real shitbird, sure the fact that he's a billionaire hedge fund guy makes that redundant, but he's a supporter of Kyle Rittenhouse and Elon Musk (specifically defending the antisemitism) among many other repellent endorsements.

Now that his wife has been revealed as a plagiarist, he's using his money to try to gently caress up MIT and Business Insider, the latter broke the story on his wife and he blames the former for exposing her. He's going to pay people to use AI to comb through all MIT faculty and BI journalists for plagiarism. Ackman's hoping to collect some more scalps, now that he has Gays.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



DRIVE OUT THE SKELETON MENACE, LET IT NOT LIE IN WAIT BENEATH YOUR SKIN

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

DESKELETONIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BONESHED

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

I actually miss the antisemitic and transphobic Sinfests because at least there was something to discuss that was relevant to this thread.
e: A wild GARRISON appears!

quote:

DEMENTIA HITLER, JOE BIDEN
Cartoon published 01/07/2024 Signed Print Available

Trump is Hitler! The Democrats constantly tell us that, and they’ve said it for years, but now they’re shouting it with renewed shrillness.

DC—Draino, on X, mentioned how Joe is the one who best matches Hitler—he’s dementia Hitler. At first I thought his post was humorous—but then I realized he’s right! So I drew this cartoon—Joe is a natural (if doddering) Hitler!


Biden demonizes MAGA-minded Americans just like Hitler did with the Jews! Joe and his Uni-party spew lies, fear, and propaganda. They realize how effective big lies can be. Joseph Goebbels would be proud.

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Joe and his party do not tolerate opposition. Those who protest the Uni-Party could face the Gestapo, er, FBI swat teams at their doors, resulting in executions or long prison terms. Will FEMA concentration camps be next?

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Biden even talks about sending American troops to the Russian front! That didn’t end well for Hitler, nor will it for Joe.

Apparently Joe has not learned the lessons of history.

— Ben Garrison

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jan 8, 2024

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Pants Donkey posted:

DESKELETONIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BONESHED

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Pants Donkey posted:

DESKELETONIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BONESHED

New thread title?

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Clay Bennett




Jeff Danziger



Ah, yes, apathetic students. That's why they've had to shut down the entrance to Harvard's main campus so often lately.


Randall Enos




Dave Whamond




John Darkow




Monte Wolverton




Amjad Rasmi




Drew Sheneman




Adam Zyglis

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

idonotlikepeas posted:

Jeff Danziger



Ah, yes, apathetic students. That's why they've had to shut down the entrance to Harvard's main campus so often lately.

"No one cares"- Someone who took the time to draw about how little he cares.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

I actually miss the antisemitic and transphobic Sinfests because at least there was something to discuss that was relevant to this thread.
e: A wild GARRISON appears!

Same guy who, in the process of explaining why Trump isn't a fascist, created a big loving checklist of fascist poo poo Trump did as a defense (in convenient numbered list format!).

Hitler Bad, Biden Bad, Trump Opposite of Bad, that's all the genuine thought he puts into this poo poo

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Introducing a new category for the Kellies Nominations: Worst White Noise, for comics that manage a whole lot of :words: without ever actually saying anything.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

the_steve posted:

Introducing a new category for the Kellies Nominations: Worst White Noise, for comics that manage a whole lot of :words: without ever actually saying anything.
Ah, that arc when she was running for President without taking an opinion on a policy issue loving once

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

It's weird to look at that signature, remember that name and realize "I knew the person who drew this, and they were awful and creepy to me"

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Kavros posted:

It's weird to look at that signature, remember that name and realize "I knew the person who drew this, and they were awful and creepy to me"

They're perma'd now (finally), let's not give them more attention.

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

Discendo Vox posted:

They're perma'd now (finally), let's not give them more attention.

I wrote out "Not the poster, I mean the author of this posted comic was a creep to me in real life" before figuring out what I was missing about this.

Well then

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Pain-in-the-rear end Liberation Front

Ted Rall posted:

Pro-Palestine protesters shut down traffic on the approach roads to LAX and JFK, angering travelers trying to catch their flights. Way to win hearts and minds!

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
What is this thread for if not giving attention to the shittiest people who deserve it least?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

wizzardstaff posted:

What is this thread for if not giving attention to the shittiest people who deserve it least?

Figuring out how many ways we can rephrase "What a bunch of clowns."

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Pain-in-the-rear end Liberation Front


Gotta love the combination of attacking disruptive leftist protest while simultaneously making conspiracy theory claims about them being deep state puppets.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Pain-in-the-rear end Liberation Front

Ted Rall posted:

Let's garner attention for being annoying as poo poo.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Wasn't Ted calling for people to rise up and take to the streets in his honor when some cops hassled him a couple years ago?

I mean, I know it's Rall and he's a narcissistic hypocrite, but yeah, I always get a chuckle out of "the only moral protest is the one I endorse" when anyone takes that route.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.


Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep
These are the same people who openly decry movements like BLM and openly announce "anything that makes me feel guilty about race stuff is just pushing me to against you!" and the punchline is that they were always white supremacists and any light feather brushing towards accountable equality was going to lead to the lady doth protesting

I forget who originally said it but anyone who is derailed by any such pebble on the rail was never going to stay on the track anyway

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco





Al Goodwyn



Chris Britt



Gary Markstein



John Deering





Michael Ramirez





Mike Luckovich



Steve Breen





Tom Stiglich



Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


#5 in the US for literacy. Kellies Nomination: Most Opposite of Reality

If corporations are people then why do you oppose their right to keep and bear arms Branco?

Kellies Nomination: Worst Label

Better make sure that people know that this faucet spraying blood everywhere is a bad thing.

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


Kellies Nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted

Pretty sure "Government is the only thing stopping corporations from shooting US citizens in the back" isn't what he was going for, but it's what he drew.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco



Looks like you already know how to read

Gotcha!

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Skios posted:

A.F. Branco



Kellies nomination: Most Opposite of Reality

"Oh those poor big corporations, being forced to raise prices because of BIG GOVERNMENT"

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Two cicada broods are emerging this year, a once in like two century occurrence, so I forget if cicada fetishist Taylor Jones is still working, but this is his time to shine.

EDIT: He is :getin:

Pants Donkey fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Jan 8, 2024

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oobey
Nov 19, 2002

the_steve posted:

Wasn't Ted calling for people to rise up and take to the streets in his honor when some cops hassled him a couple years ago?

I mean, I know it's Rall and he's a narcissistic hypocrite, but yeah, I always get a chuckle out of "the only moral protest is the one I endorse" when anyone takes that route.

This strip feels especially hypocritical, even by Rall standards, because I recall multiple comics from him lambasting leftists for not taking to the streets to protest Trump or drones or whatever. Seriously, how many comics did he do of overly submissive lefties in a concentration camp trying to politely ask guards to maybe not kill them, or forming action committees to outline a draft proposal condemning prisoner treatment etc?

I'm like 95% sure I saw a comic from him at one point wondering why right wingers weren't even more radical and violent about abortion. Something along the lines of "if you really thought abortion was genocide, why aren't you out there doing absolutely everything in your power to destroy the system?? Violently, just to be clear."

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