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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Dapper_Swindler posted:

in reality, the silent majority loving hates trump and is starting to hate the GOP in general. so good luck with the suburban moderates assholes.
I dunno we should probably take the lying fascists completely at their word.

emSparkly posted:

I thought Bucees was already claimed by butch lesbians.
Has it? I was unaware. I'd say Buc-ees is for every human being, but they have outlets in the Dallas area, too.

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Will no one rid me of this turbulent president?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

UltraShame posted:

that's not less weird

Not less weird, and more likely to be a crime.

Just much worse overall.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

The Last Call posted:

All those proud boys look exactly like you expect, it never fails at all.

It's quite amazing.

Like every single "driving in truck with sunglasses on screaming about things on camera" video dude. You know what they look like and what they're going to be mad about before you ever click.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

UltraShame posted:

that's not less weird

It's pretty weird , yeah.

Thats in their member handbook that got leaked.

I'm sure someone has a link to the story.

They are also surprisingly very anti gay as well.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

mcvey posted:

Will no one rid me of this turbulent president?

What you got against tuberlent presidents? :colbert:

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

That panel will never go out of style when dealing with these types of people.

Catastrophe posted:

Like every single "driving in truck with sunglasses on screaming about things on camera" video dude. You know what they look like and what they're going to be mad about before you ever click.

Ain't it the truth!

Only surprised we haven't seen one have a heart attack yet during his screaming.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Hollismason posted:

They are also surprisingly very anti gay as well.

Which is, of course, ironic given that their group name sounds like every twink porn movie ever produced.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Hollismason posted:

They are also surprisingly very anti gay as well.

No way!

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.

MoatsArt posted:

Trump can't pardon himself as president for crimes that would have prevented him from being president right? If he tried to pardon himself it would be an admission of guilt, which means that he couldn't be president, which means that he couldn't pardon himself.

If he does pardon himself for crimes that would have made him president... he'd have never been born in the first place!

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Which is, of course, ironic given that their group name sounds like every twink porn movie ever produced.

Yeah but there's some specific stuff in their handbook I think about what to do if you suspect that two of your fellow proud boys are gaying each other or some poo poo.

It's really weird.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

The Last Call posted:

That panel will never go out of style when dealing with these types of people.


Has its own emote even:

:preacher:

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Hollismason posted:

It's pretty weird , yeah.

Thats in their member handbook that got leaked.

I'm sure someone has a link to the story.

They are also surprisingly very anti gay as well.

The Proud Boys Have Really Strict Rules About Jerking Off


https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/proud-boys-trial-rule-book-masturbation-ban-1234666317/

“This is our religion,” reads one rule. “A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days […] if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent. The woman may not be a prostitute.”

The rule also denies an exception for cyber-sex with one’s wife.

The document details the initiation rituals for the group’s various tiers, including the already infamous practice of punching an initiate while he recites brands of breakfast cereal, getting a Proud Boys tattoo, and engaging in one documented instance of “major conflict … for the cause.”

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

The Last Call posted:

The Proud Boys Have Really Strict Rules About Jerking Off


https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/proud-boys-trial-rule-book-masturbation-ban-1234666317/

“This is our religion,” reads one rule. “A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days […] if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent. The woman may not be a prostitute.”

The rule also denies an exception for cyber-sex with one’s wife.

The document details the initiation rituals for the group’s various tiers, including the already infamous practice of punching an initiate while he recites brands of breakfast cereal, getting a Proud Boys tattoo, and engaging in one documented instance of “major conflict … for the cause.”

Yea that's the story.

I think the rulebook also has some specific rules for gay behavior.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
lol imagine reading all those rules and still going, yes this sounds like a smart fun group, full of smart fun people, I want to join.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

lol prooud boys are so hopelessly pathetic

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


:lol: proud boys can't even do pride right.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



It's a minor miracle that such a juvenile group accurately chose to call themselves boys.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

The Last Call posted:

That panel will never go out of style when dealing with these types of people.

Ain't it the truth!

Only surprised we haven't seen one have a heart attack yet during his screaming.

We have. There was a nazi giving a speech in, I believe, Poland who dropped dead during his rant. Best fascist speech ever, I cheered

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Hollismason posted:

Yeah but there's some specific stuff in their handbook I think about what to do if you suspect that two of your fellow proud boys are gaying each other or some poo poo.

It's really weird.

Behind the Bastards did a great and hilarious episode on the proud boys and I can’t recommend it enough

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007





Quake in fear when you see our pudgy pugilists.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

remember this guy?
https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/09/28/8096051698377078781/640x360_MP4_8096051698377078781.mp4

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

we want to look like huge, sweating, shaved bumble bees.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




Lots of belly skin flapping around on this one.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
The risk of the Proud Boys and their ilk has never been 'they could overthrow the government, or take over isolated towns, or start up their own personal death camps' or even 'they could perform an organized act of ethnic cleansing' ala the 'day of the rope' fantasy so many have. Their risk has always been that amongst them are likely at least a few who are hosed up enough to go perform their own little Kyle Rittenhouse shootings, and needless to say, that itself is far too great a price that should be paid by society.

If you put the Proud Boys in a legit military setup, them vs The Other, and gave them all the best gear and intelligence and told them "Okay boys, time to do what you practiced for", I would wager 50 percent of them would immediately run away. And 99 percent of those that remained would run or piss themselves screaming surrender the moment bullets started flying, even IF they were faced with everything from their worst nightmares, some sort of ethnic people gay people trans people globalist liberal mind control army, because in the end, this is all masturbation to them. Seriously, it's amazing how many problems the US has that would essentially be sorted out if you (briefly) gave these people EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED. The problem being, of course, the price being far, far too high for that ever to be feasible.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Fred Perry polos don't seem very sturdy.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

BrideOfUglycat posted:

Calling bullshit on the idea that Trump knows A -- Who Napoleon was and B -- What Waterloo was and why it was important.

If Trump knew anything about Napolean he'd probably both hate the man and absolutely, deeply, pathologically envy him, based solely on Napolean's 'last efforts'. Defeated, exiled to an island, escaped, returned to his home country, the forces sent out to stop him instead joining him and taking a knee to their 'emperor', and Paris going from 'the escaped fallen general is heading back to Paris to cause more poo poo!' to 'The righteous glorious emperor has returned to his awaiting throne' over the course of his escape to his arrival? That sort of stuff would probably get Trump's mushroom rock hard, if it still worked. That's January 6th working on steroids.

He would of course just ignore Waterloo and all that. All he'd see is the 'glorious return' and desire it for himself. So maybe it's best Trump is so drat ignorant on some things.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



So this is the master race.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



Talked about briefly here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsH_FdRFOyY

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/MaryLTrump/status/1744145980793250102

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Fridman's turn from trying to be what people think Joe Rogan does ("he just listens and asks questions and wants to understand all sides") to just straight up platforming as many alt-righters as possible has been really satisfying because it proves 1. He's as stupid and void as people knew he was from the start and 2. He's just another alt-righter who was able to get a few real people on his show to get legitimacy then pivoted insanely fast

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
reminder that the proud boys named themselves after a disney's Aladdin, the broadway music song for some reason.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

kazil posted:

Shouldn't he be a hero then? Because he killed an antifa? :thunk:

MAGA chuds don't understand an ouroboros

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1744080727157735549

My eyes, they bleed.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
they may as well have chosen something like Delightful Kiddies or Appreciative Children. I don't understand what the gently caress.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Another American struggling with Economic Anxiety, I see.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Flag collection worth more than the house they're surrounding.

MoatsArt
Jan 7, 2021


trump hates how trashy his supporters are: https://people.com/politics/former-white-house-press-secretary-told-jan-6-committee-trump-thought-rioters-looked-very-trashy/

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Song: *to Aladdin's mother* "Proud of your boy"

Morons: "This song is about boys who are proud"

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

every.
one.
hates how trashy his supporters are.

edit: There has GOT to be a name for the maralago look. You know what I mean. When there isn't enough makeup in the universe.

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Jan 8, 2024

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