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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
tad

but i'm worried what happened to our 4th choice... "ohdear:

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Prescott is a handsome green and environmentally conscious newt and that's something I can get behind

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Voting thicc boy Tad

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Prescott is a crunchy compost freak just like my dad, so I gotta vote Prescott

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Thinking Prescott is going to win easily

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
yeah, can't not vote for Prescott

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Tad is new, and different. Glossy, and mysterious. I’m voting Tad, I just hope he turns out to be a good dude and not some up-himself overprivileged celebrity rear end in a top hat. Be a well mannered hunk, Tad.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I'm saving up all of my votes for when Isaac is in the running

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
A vote for Prescott is a vote for integrity!

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
prescott seems a decent fellow

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
I'm voting Prescott because I want to win one

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Barking Gecko posted:

Tad, because I'm okay with moist and bulbous.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Tad forever

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

pin the thread again. it's gruber's time to shine.

RoboBoogie
Sep 18, 2008
Team Prescott here!

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Eric has my vote. His mysterious ways have captivated me

snackcakes
May 7, 2005

A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

Tad looks like an alien I'm voting for Tad

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Tad is bringing something new and exciting to the party. He’ll be your pal-amander!

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

I really identify with Eric

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Barking Gecko posted:

Tad, because I'm okay with moist and bulbous.

Be fast and bulbous or be nothing :colbert:

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Tad has stolen my admiration today.

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Prescott is newt of the week, every week.

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


Look at the absolute noggin on my boy Tad! Whoa!

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

can we enter our own salamanders into the pageant or this whole thing rigged

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Eric.

I, too, want to hide in leaves.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Gravid Topiary posted:

can we enter our own salamanders into the pageant or this whole thing rigged

thread title says it's for salamnders, so no

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
WINNER FOR FRIDAY JANUARY 5TH

:peanut:Tad:peanut:




Results
Tad: 13 votes!
Prescott: 12 votes!
Eric: 7 votes :(




NEW NEWTS INCOMING IN A COUPLE HOURS! DON'T MISS OUT! VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE!!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
what are you doing with these newts after they've been judged op? are you breeding them...?

also: congratulations tad, i'm proud of you

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



ERIC WAS ROBBED! :argh:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Luvcow posted:

what are you doing with these newts after they've been judged op? are you breeding them...?

also: congratulations tad, i'm proud of you

*NO NEWTS WERE HARMED (OR...UH....BRED) DURING THE MAKING OF THIS THREAD, EACH NEWT IS GIVEN A $25 STIPEND AND A PRINTED TOTE FOR PARTICIPATING

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I demand a recount

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I demand a recount

were pulling the logs atm. standby

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


this is a disgrace :mad:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
your day to protest the vote results was yesterday

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
So sorry everyone, ended up going out of town today but I did get some NEW NEWTS THIS MORNING!

YOUR SUNDAY, JANUARY 7TH NEWTS!!



Jane


Jane loves the dank. Caves, logs, weed. You name it!


Brendan


Brendan is your run-of-the-mill newt. He enjoys eating earthworms, living in a dirt burrow, and using his squishy little body to cram himself into tight spaces. A real newt's newt if there ever was one!


Ian


Ian makes his living as a newt hand model. In this shot it's apparent why. I mean LOOK AT THOSE NEWT HANDS! ADORABLE!




VOTING ENDS WHEN NEW NEWTS ARE POSTED! WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME AMONG NEWTS!? WHO WILL WEAR THE CROWN OF NEWT OF THE WEEK!!?? YOU DECIDE!!

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jan 8, 2024

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
bredan

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Dank Jane all the way

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
:siren:A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS:siren:

Which is, uh, me...I guess. If you goons have been enjoying this thread and these juicy rear end newts and salamanders I can't encourage enough going to this website Siuslaw Watershed Council readin about what they do and clicking their donate link and making a small donation. I know for a fact a gift of literally a few bucks actually makes a difference to this organization and they directly impact these newts by distributing native plants to those of us with riparian/littoral habitats in our yards FOR FREE every year. Just think about it okay. Also, I would probably count your votes double if I knew you gave them a buck or two.

Thanks for reading this schlock. :hai:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Pay2Win

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Let's keep this classy.

Suggested Donation and the extra vote is like that tote PBS sends you when you throw 'em a fin

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