LOLTrump: Motherfucker this entire thread is an unhealthy mental exercise

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(Thread IKs: weg, Toxic Mental)

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Dick Fontaine posted:

are beaver nuggets nazi chow?

No more than the OK sign is racist

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:19

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# ? May 30, 2024 09:31

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Catastrophe posted:

every.
one.
hates how trashy ~~his supporters are~~ trump is.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:22

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

He likes it that way though, because he sees himself as above them.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:25

The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

https://twitter.com/AnnieForTruth/status/1744023034665861348

What happened to The Big Show.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:26

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/AnnieForTruth/status/1744023034665861348

What happened to The Big Show.

It's ok, I hear they like the number 14

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:27

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/AnnieForTruth/status/1744023034665861348

Good news, but some googling shows that he was sentenced back in May: https://apnews.com/article/jan-6-capitol-peter-schwartz-insurrection-9176bad22fff2bafaea5c32ce06bb772

Which makes sense - not a lot of court business gets conducted on Sundays.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:29

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/AnnieForTruth/status/1744023034665861348

What happened to The Big Show.

No more BS

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:30

PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/AnnieForTruth/status/1744023034665861348

What happened to The Big Show.

When we all chanted 'please retire', this isn't what we thought you'd be doing next Paul...

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:32

MoatsArt: Jan 7, 2021

edit: There has GOT to be a name for the maralago look. You know what I mean. When there isn't enough makeup in the universe.
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The maralago look is the classy one trump likes

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:34

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/AnnieForTruth/status/1744023034665861348

What happened to The Big Show.

"beating officers with a club"

Noooooo these poor people are completely political prisoners!

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:34

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006

well, I'm convinced

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:37

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

The Last Call posted:

The Proud Boys Have Really Strict Rules About Jerking Off

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/proud-boys-trial-rule-book-masturbation-ban-1234666317/

�This is our religion,� reads one rule. �A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days [�] if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent. The woman may not be a prostitute.�

The rule also denies an exception for cyber-sex with one�s wife.

The document details the initiation rituals for the group�s various tiers, including the already infamous practice of punching an initiate while he recites brands of breakfast cereal, getting a Proud Boys tattoo, and engaging in one documented instance of �major conflict � for the cause.�

Thinkin a whole lot about dudes cummin

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:39

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

found one of the counter-protestors from today

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:40

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

well, I'm convinced

The Biden �I did that� gas stickers have started coming back in my blood red area and boy do they get peeled off a whole lot faster than they did before

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:41

UltraShame: Nov 6, 2006; Vocabulum.

lol @ trump's non euclidian hair and neck wattle makes it impossible to make a human looking cutout of his head

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:41

Mantle: May 15, 2004

Coolguye posted:

There was a nontrivial amount of LOL on Japanese websites the very day Abe got blown away, so when the killer started telling his story, there were people who were already inclined to listen rather than just reflexively burn him at the stake.

A few pages back, but is there a summary of the lols? I don't remember the lols coming out of Japan, only the Western media response.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:42

Outpost22: Oct 11, 2012; RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

CRACKHEAD SON

Please mods, I never ask for anything before.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:43

PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:45

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

well, I'm convinced

lol yeah sure dude, gas was that low during Trump's COVID. Definitely. lmfao

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:46

LordSloth: Mar 7, 2008; Disgruntled (IT) Employee

The proud boys seminal moment

Piers Morgan only retweeted this image of him eating out DJT at least four times, as if he was afraid people would miss out

Kim practicing standing like a normal person

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:46

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Well now I know who to vote for.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:46

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

morningdrew posted:

Tag yourself, I'm Pipedaddy and I work at amazon

Dude thinks he's Deathstroke, but with that BMI he's more like Death-by-a-stroke :haw:

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:52

freemandela: Apr 18, 2007

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

well, I'm convinced

crackhead son should be a yes in both columns, sup stank

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:58

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

freemandela posted:

crackhead son should be a yes in both columns, sup stank

lmao that MAGAs treat Don Jr. and Kim like they're these mythical perfect beings, when in reality Don sits around snorting cocaine and yelling on the internet all day and Kim is a weird out-in-the-open sexual predator.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:00

Wii Spawn Camper: Nov 25, 2005

nine-gear crow posted:

Dude thinks he's Deathstroke, but with that BMI he's more like Death-by-a-stroke

After 30 days of NoStroke he evolves into OneStroke

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:00

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

freemandela posted:

crackhead son should be a yes in both columns, sup stank

Hey the trump boys stick to go respectable coke. :colbert:

Remembering where they left their crack pipes all the time was just way to much a mentally strenuous task for them.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:03

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Mantle posted:

A few pages back, but is there a summary of the lols? I don't remember the lols coming out of Japan, only the Western media response.

the summary is "2chan"

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:04

freemandela: Apr 18, 2007

dr_rat posted:

Hey the trump boys stick to go respectable coke.

Remembering where they left their crack pipes all the time was just way to much a mentally strenuous task for them.

i'm convinced eric doesn't know what coke is, mostly because i'm also convinced eric doesn't know what anything is

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:09

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

WHY BONER NOW posted:

I'm curious what political life Ron depantspiss will have after failing miserably at a presidential bid

Disney's gonna have him installed at Walt Disney World, reenacting this NIN video for the rest of his life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfW0ke4bwI4

Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Jan 8, 2024

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:34

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006

freemandela posted:

i'm convinced eric doesn't know what coke is, mostly because i'm also convinced eric doesn't know what anything is

eric once heard coke was called blow, and doesn�t understand what the big deal is after literally blowing out through his coke straw every time

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:36

xarph: Jun 18, 2001

Liquid Chicken posted:

I can see some of this poo poo going down...

Don't tempt me with a good time, middle row.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:40

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

well, I'm convinced

It's all nonsense but lol at the WAR score. Biden, who famously did not end any wars and started so many new ones

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:42

cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

morningdrew posted:

Tag yourself, I'm Pipedaddy and I work at amazon

Why is this dude rocking Amazon branded Pittsburgh Steelers merch

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:43

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Catastrophe posted:

every.
one.
hates how trashy his supporters are.

edit: There has GOT to be a name for the maralago look. You know what I mean. When there isn't enough makeup in the universe.

Around twenty years ago, it was called ganguro in Japan

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:44

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

canyoneer posted:

It's all nonsense but lol at the WAR score. Biden, who famously did not end any wars and started so many new ones

there's WAR now and there wasn't WAR under Trump, facts don't care a bout ur feelings

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:44

tek79: Jun 16, 2008

cr0y posted:

Why is this dude rocking Amazon branded Pittsburgh Steelers merch

It's like when someone robs a liquor store knowing there are cameras that'll capture all of it so they wear a mask but forget to take off their "I live at 123 Elm St. and my name is Jed" graphic t-shirt.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:49