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Friendship ended with Kevin Lasagna https://twitter.com/paofc_/status/1641357871953723392
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How is this the first time I've ever heard of Juankar
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I genuinely didn't get that at first and only upon saying it out loud in a crowded pizzeria did I realize A. the brilliance and B. my mistake.
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asking for lasagna in a pizzeria, are you mad
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It was only a week ago, but I remembered this from a week ago.
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Just want common-sense jumpers for goalposts, long kicks, and two footed tackles
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jeebus bob posted:I genuinely didn't get that at first and only upon saying it out loud in a crowded pizzeria did I realize A. the brilliance and B. my mistake. I honestly don’t get it please help my stupid rear end
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A Buffer Gay Dude posted:I honestly don’t get it please help my stupid rear end it sounds like wanker
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Mrenda posted:It was only a week ago, but I remembered this from a week ago. they're right
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These continental fancy-dans and their “tactics” are ruining the football
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Trends are cyclical. In 2025 pepball will be about centerbacks who can send long balls into the penalty box. It’ll be a 60 goal season for Haaland.
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Bogan Krkic posted:it sounds like wanker lol I was reading it my head as “one car” so couldn’t hear that
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Vegetable posted:Trends are cyclical. In 2025 pepball will be about centerbacks who can send long balls into the penalty box. It’ll be a 60 goal season for Haaland. I yearn for the vital resurgence of Rory Delap
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cagliostr0 posted:I yearn for the vital resurgence of Rory Delap Guess who’s on the loving books at Manchester City https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Delap
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Shrapnig posted:Guess who’s on the loving books at Manchester City All I want for Christmas is the man in the tracksuit and baseball cap
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On that note lol naked locker room boxing presents Beattie vs Pulis
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Gus Poyet was sacked as Brighton boss for taking a poo poo on the floor of the dressing room
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That would have been great, but it was Crystal Palace's bus driver
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He did get sacked by text live on match of the day
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He took a poo poo on Crystal Palace's bus driver??
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Those pre-season tours to Germany gave people bad habits
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Death of Dee Kaiser reminded me of this: Can't wait to see how Infantino makes this funeral about himself and/or say something weird unprompted about Gulf States and women
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Quizzed about his disciplinary record throughout his playing days, Terry was asked to repeat evidence that he had been sent off four times in his career. “Can you say, please, four times?” asked his QC, George Carter-Stephenson. “Please, please, please, please,” Terry responded. The courtroom broke into hysteria in response to Terry’s comments and according to reports, he appeared confused by the reaction from the courtroom and couldn’t figure out what they found so funny.
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sticksy posted:Can't wait to see how Infantino makes this funeral about himself and/or say something weird unprompted about Gulf States and women He’s going to invite that meat guy who sprinkles the salt
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Thanks Ants posted:He’s going to invite that meat guy who sprinkles the salt Salz Baekenbauer
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Brazil 1 - 7 Germany The MBM is always a quality read https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/08/brazil-v-germany-world-cup-2014-semi-final-live-report Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Jan 9, 2024 |
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Brazil 1 - 7 Germany Lol every time
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71 min: Brazil susbtitution: Willian is brought on and Fred trudges off to a chorus of boos from the 55,000 strong crowd. Assorted Brazil players are shouting at each other, lots of their fans are crying salty tears and Luis Felipe Scolari is pointing at his eyes, presumably recommending that his players either stay alert (although that ship has sailed) or start showing some obvious signs of tearful contrition if they want to get out of the stadium alive.
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In the rooms at half time, the German players agreed to not humiliate Brazil further and just play within themselves to not get injured. Andrea Schurrle getting subbed on thinking “gently caress that poo poo, I’ve got stats to pad” and immediately scoring twice (including an absolute banger)
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The background to the 7-1 is even funnier. So in 2013, my hometown team, Atletico Mineiro, won libertadores in crazy fashion with Bernard up front. Pretty much losing all the key away games but then using the crazy atmosphere at home to win it all. In 2014, after Neymar went down against Colombia, Scolari practiced all week with Willian or Paulinho in Neymar's place. If you don't remember them, they are defensive midfielders. Day before the game, after last practice, Scolari decides Bernard is going to replace Neymar. The idea, for Scolari, is that since the game is in Belo Horizonte (my hometown), the crowd would go nuts at seeing Bernard, and Brazil would go all in for a win like Atletico Mineiro did in 2013. So my most favorite soccer memory and my funniest soccer memory are connected.
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 This part of them singing for Neymar like he had been killed always amused me sticksy fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jan 10, 2024 |
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colombia just wrecking neymar in general was very funny because he rolled around a million times despite actually breaking his back
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Jose posted:colombia just wrecking neymar in general was very funny because he rolled around a million times despite actually breaking his back lol is there a better "Boy that cried wolf" story in football history than this I need to find the matchday thread for that game
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That time in the Women's World Cup USA v Brazil quarter-final when Brazil time-wasted so much that it gave the US the time they needed to score a last-minute equalizer and force a penalty shootout, which Brazil lost. My favorite fake injury was when a player had to get stretchered off, and then the moment the stretcher was off the pitch, they jumped up and literally sprinted back onto the field. Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Jan 10, 2024 |
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