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priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

At least in Canada we build suits of armour to only protect against grizzlies.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Grizzly_(film)

Grizzlies: nature�s cops?

# ? Jan 8, 2024 09:24

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# ? May 28, 2024 22:49

digital penitence: Jan 3, 2008

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/rooster_ohio/status/1744044996519489987
lmao

Lol why is it always the boogeyman Aunt Tifa?

# ? Jan 8, 2024 09:25

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

digital penitence posted:

Lol why is it always the boogeyman Aunt Tifa?

they want to be open fascists but they're also deeply insecure about it

# ? Jan 8, 2024 09:27

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Agents are GO! posted:

He's escaped into the Perfectly Safe Capsule.

Is it an orb? Gotta be an orb. :orb:

# ? Jan 8, 2024 09:31

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

well, I'm convinced

All the bad text alignment hurts my eyes.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 09:33

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Switching the crime level switch from "low" to "high".

# ? Jan 8, 2024 09:33

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Just saw another Taylor Greene book signing thing:

lol

# ? Jan 8, 2024 09:47

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Escape From Noise posted:

Overlook Hotel
July 4th Ball
1921

# ? Jan 8, 2024 09:54

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

abigserve posted:

Are you Australian because you better be throwing this shade from a place of knowledge m8

Ned Kelly is a hero because he's a fuckin outlaw, he's not and has never been "the Robin hood of Australia", he's just a guy that said gently caress the police. He's the Killdozer of Australia.

The modern version is fuckin chopper reed

If you want to hear something nice about Chopper Read.

Towards the end of his life, when he was dying of liver cancer, he was offered a chance of a transplant. He said, (and I believe this is a direct quote):

"gently caress that. I've lived 50 odd years on this earth, and I am not taking a liver away from a sick kiddie just so I can have a few more days."

Much like Ned, he was a thief and a violent murderer many times over. But by god we loved him.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 09:55

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Escape From Noise posted:

Is it an orb? Gotta be an orb.

when is orb day anyway, much like 9/11 I forgot because of 1/6

# ? Jan 8, 2024 10:04

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

MrQwerty posted:

when is orb day anyway, much like 9/11 I forgot because of 1/6

Looks like May 22nd

# ? Jan 8, 2024 10:19

The Zombie Guy: Oct 25, 2008

# ? Jan 8, 2024 10:25

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Trump status today

Isolation: INCREASING
Diapers: OVERFLOWING
Dementia: OVERWHELMING

# ? Jan 8, 2024 11:15

Parkingtigers: Feb 23, 2008; TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

BrigadierSensible posted:

If you want to hear something nice about Chopper Read.

Towards the end of his life, when he was dying of liver cancer, he was offered a chance of a transplant. He said, (and I believe this is a direct quote):

"gently caress that. I've lived 50 odd years on this earth, and I am not taking a liver away from a sick kiddie just so I can have a few more days."

Much like Ned, he was a thief and a violent murderer many times over. But by god we loved him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shd7L7hw5OI

Eric Bana was superb in the biopic.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 11:24

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Rooster is annoying :mad:

Like I'm on his side but I wish he'd be less annoying

# ? Jan 8, 2024 11:25

crusty: Apr 16, 2015; Crustacean

Parkingtigers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shd7L7hw5OI

Eric Bana was superb in the biopic.

He sure was.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 11:52

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

credburn posted:

Rooster is annoying

Like I'm on his side but I wish he'd be less annoying

# ? Jan 8, 2024 11:52

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

dr_rat posted:

Just saw another Taylor Greene book signing thing:

lol

Lmao

# ? Jan 8, 2024 12:55

digital penitence: Jan 3, 2008

dr_rat posted:

Just saw another Taylor Greene book signing thing:

lol

LOL

Had to look it up laughed some more that of course it was at a biker bar and she was charging people $80 to meet with her and sign their books

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ch/72142805007/

Fees for the event included $70 for the "VIP" poker run, $40 for the regular poker run, $50 for the congresswoman's rally, and $80 for those wanting to meet and greet with her.

And there were a few other people to say hello to her there:

# ? Jan 8, 2024 13:10

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

digital penitence posted:

Lol why is it always the boogeyman Aunt Tifa?

gently caress AN TEE FUH!!! :byodood:

Is this

An Tee Fuh :airquote:

in the room with us right now?

# ? Jan 8, 2024 13:35

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

This should be fun

# ? Jan 8, 2024 13:35

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Omg will he ever stop whining?

# ? Jan 8, 2024 13:42

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

kazil posted:

This should be fun

He found nothing, wanted nothing.

Squid Bro Whoa

# ? Jan 8, 2024 13:43

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Stoatbringer posted:

Omg will he ever stop whining?

You mean he should "get over it"?

# ? Jan 8, 2024 13:43

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

Stoatbringer posted:

Omg will he ever stop whining?

it's how he breathes, so no

# ? Jan 8, 2024 13:48

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Stoatbringer posted:

Omg will he ever stop whining?

Probably not until he's dead.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 13:50

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Stoatbringer posted:

Omg will he ever stop whining?

quote:

"Will you stop counting!" snarled Zaphod.
"Yes," said Ford Prefect, "in three minutes and thirty-five seconds."

# ? Jan 8, 2024 13:51

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

This will never be not funny

https://i.imgur.com/uBlUVHA.mp4

# ? Jan 8, 2024 13:52

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Wait I didn't know that US fascists have adopted Fred Perry polo shirts like UK football hooligans did, lol.

Best line on those was "Fred Perry left his tennis career to achieve his lifelong goal of making shirts for twats".

# ? Jan 8, 2024 14:06

Anders: Nov 8, 2004; I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Wait I didn't know that US fascists have adopted Fred Perry polo shirts like UK football hooligans did, lol.

Best line on those was "Fred Perry left his tennis career to achieve his lifelong goal of making shirts for twats".

Fred Perry stopped selling black and yellow polo shirts in North America (at least for a while) because of the Prude Boys
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/28/fred-perry-withdraws-polo-shirt-adopted-by-far-right-proud-boys

Fred Perry Proud Boys Statement posted:

Fred Perry does not support and is in no way affiliated with the Proud Boys.

It is incredibly frustrating that this group has appropriated our Black/Yellow/Yellow twin tipped shirt and subverted our Laurel Wreath to their own ends.

The Fred Perry shirt is a piece of British subcultural uniform, adopted by various groups of people who recognise their own values in what it stands for. We are proud of its lineage and what the Laurel Wreath has represented for over 65 years: inclusivity, diversity and independence. The Black/Yellow/Yellow twin tipped shirt has been an important part of that uniform since its introduction in the late 70s, and has been adopted generation after generation by various subcultures, without prejudice.

Despite its lineage, we have seen that the Black/Yellow/Yellow twin tipped shirt is taking on a new and very different meaning in North America as a result of its association with the Proud Boys. That association is something we must do our best to end. We therefore made the decision to stop selling the Black/Yellow/Yellow twin tipped shirt in the US from September 2019, and we will not sell it there or in Canada again until we�re satisfied that its association with the Proud Boys has ended.

To be absolutely clear, if you see any Proud Boys materials or products featuring our Laurel Wreath or any Black/Yellow/Yellow related items, they have absolutely nothing to do with us, and we are working with our lawyers to pursue any unlawful use of our brand.

Frankly we can�t put our disapproval in better words than our Chairman did when questioned in 2017:

�Fred was the son of a working class socialist MP who became a world tennis champion at a time when tennis was an elitist sport. He started a business with a Jewish businessman from Eastern Europe. It�s a shame we even have to answer questions like this. No, we don�t support the ideals or the group that you speak of. It is counter to our beliefs and the people we work with,� John Flynn, Fred Perry Chairman 2017

24th September 2020

# ? Jan 8, 2024 14:18

Dementropy: Aug 23, 2010

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

This will never be not funny

https://i.imgur.com/uBlUVHA.mp4

Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 14:25