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My blood type is Apple-Bee, could that be something? Has anyone said that?
sounds like a TV Dinner for Draculas
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- Adbot
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- The Voice of Labor
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dude at the cat food factory whose job is making sure the cat food has just the right rotten fish and nasty poultry flavor that cats love. his wife won't kiss him. the final indignity is when he's replaced at his job by a cat
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Jan 7, 2024 07:51
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Jar Jar Binks final form.
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Jan 7, 2024 21:27
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A guy whose a racist until he's had his morning coffee.
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Jan 7, 2024 21:38
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Hitler has a meeting where he screams at all his generals and someone gives him a snickers.
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Jan 7, 2024 21:43
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A guy whose a racist until he's had his morning coffee.
Probably not a good idea to ask how he takes it.
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Jan 7, 2024 21:48
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We-Who-Can-Not-Be-Named: an afterschool club at Hogwarts for all the characters with racist names
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:
code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Jan 8, 2024 02:10
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Probably not a good idea to ask how he takes it.
He takes it anally.
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Jan 8, 2024 10:02
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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This isn't a nude beach!
I said NEWT beach.
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Jan 8, 2024 14:59
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growing a protective layer of hair when scared
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Jan 8, 2024 15:18
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- calhoun
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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it was an interesting interview. and the guy interviewing him was an alien
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Jan 8, 2024 15:57
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- ELTON JOHN
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the mr cool ice guy, only the tattoos all say "mr cool rear end"
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Jan 8, 2024 17:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sex pest? More like a sex plague of locusts.
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Jan 9, 2024 09:30
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Medieval knights getting down to historicaly misplaced wub wub music until a monk walks past and then everything gets quiet and you can just hear distant gregorian chants and then when he's gone it's back to party town.
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Jan 9, 2024 13:06
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- google THIS
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Medieval knights getting down to historicaly misplaced wub wub music until a monk walks past and then everything gets quiet and you can just hear distant gregorian chants and then when he's gone it's back to party town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76REw_a9dzM
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Jan 9, 2024 20:22
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Going to some guys house and it's pretty normal but he has a framed picture of Yoda on the wall. At first you think it might be memorabilia but it just doesn't have that vibe and it looks like you'd have family photographs and stuff. You're scared to sak.
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Jan 9, 2024 21:05
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Humans invent the alarm clock.
A sloth hanging from a tree: "Ah yes, man made horrors beyond my comprehension."
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Jan 10, 2024 12:24
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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Humans invent the alarm clock.
Mayfly to their offspring: “You’ll only hear it once in a lifetime, then you die.”
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Jan 10, 2024 13:17
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- Snuff Melange
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______________
...some men,
you just can't reach.
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Guy who passionately debates that we need a return to the male gaze in movies, but is misunderstood as saying "male gays" instead.
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Jan 10, 2024 15:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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a bottomless rabbit hole
a rabbitless bottom hole
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Jan 10, 2024 21:04
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- ToastGhost
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20% cooler
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Thread called "TITS!!!" and then this picture:
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Jan 10, 2024 22:05
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- Karate Bastard
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Those are some great tits.
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Jan 10, 2024 22:56
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- Karate Bastard
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I get literally angry when I kick barrels in computer games and a statistical proportion of them don't actually blow the gently caress up or have a dipshit skeleton popping out of them.
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Jan 12, 2024 01:04
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Love Leaves. The story of a group of sloths who set out on a quest to save the forrest by eating leaves and doing nothing.
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Jan 12, 2024 12:31
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Hobbit Fight Club.
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Jan 12, 2024 16:17
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- Karate Bastard
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First rule of Hobbit Fight Club: Don't talk about The One Ring to Rule Them All.
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Goddamnit Pippin!
--Gandalf
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Jan 12, 2024 19:29
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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gently caress it, Wizard Fight Club.
edit:
Explaining the concept of Wizard Fight Club to your friend and they think it's some Harry Potter wizard's duel thing and you're like "nah, dumbeldore strips down to his waist and fucks Gandalf up with his bare fists."
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jan 12, 2024
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Jan 12, 2024 20:24
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- Finger Prince
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gently caress it, Wizard Fight Club.
The second rule of wizard fight club is no magic allowed. This fight club is for fisticuffs only. If you feel compelled to use magic, we will invite you to enroll in wizard magic club.
The third rule of wizard fight club is robes are mandatory. No street clothes. And no hitching up your hems or tying up your sleeves either!
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Jan 12, 2024 20:31
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- Finger Prince
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gently caress it, Wizard Fight Club.
edit:
Explaining the concept of Wizard Fight Club to your friend and they think it's some Harry Potter wizard's duel thing and you're like "nah, dumbeldore strips down to his waist and fucks Gandalf up with his bare fists."
Dumledore and Gandalf are the Ed Norton and Brad Pitt of Wizard Fight Club, where it's revealed that they're the same person as the movie progresses.
Both are played by Ian McCallum.
Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jan 12, 2024
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Jan 12, 2024 20:33
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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When Wizards get mad they just go straight for bare knuckle bashing over any other method. It never even occurs to them to use magic or weapons. It's like a compensatory thing for having to learn about potions and read weighty tomes. When they throw down it's effing primal.
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Jan 12, 2024 21:05
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- google THIS
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You're not your carrot. You're not your doilies and your mother's dishes. You're not the pipe you smoke. You're not the contents of your pantry. You're not your loving ring. You're the all-singing, all-dancing, second-breakfast-eating crap of the Shire.
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Jan 12, 2024 21:14
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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You're not your loving po tay toes.
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Jan 12, 2024 21:32
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- Finger Prince
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When Wizards get mad they just go straight for bare knuckle bashing over any other method. It never even occurs to them to use magic or weapons. It's like a compensatory thing for having to learn about potions and read weighty tomes. When they throw down it's effing primal.
Casting spells requires meticulous preparation, a steady hand and a calm mind. So when they lose their poo poo, it's just windmilling arms and screeching.
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Jan 12, 2024 21:45
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- Karate Bastard
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That's a warlock.
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Jan 12, 2024 21:51
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- crusty
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Crustacean
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Imagine if a bee got hit by a raindrop. Wow! What a headache
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Jan 13, 2024 04:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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When that happens it makes a sound audible to humans that sounds like Shaggy saying Zoinks!
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Jan 13, 2024 18:12
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- Finger Prince
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Saying "Oh my god, this is just like in that porno!" in completely non-sequiteur situations, like helping a friend move a couch or when someone holds the door for you.
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Jan 13, 2024 18:20
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- Adbot
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May 24, 2024 02:37
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Saying "Oh my god, this is just like in that porno!" in completely non-sequiteur situations, like helping a friend move a couch or when someone holds the door for you.
Both of those could be valid euphemisms
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