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Jestery posted:Almost definitionaly my house is off-road yea Hell yeah! Off-Road 4X4s
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But it has infinite towing capacity up any incline!
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steinrokkan posted:But it has infinite towing capacity up any incline! the problem with the snow
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If only there was some sort of technology that could raise or lower tire pressure depending on the situation Oh wait there is the Hummer figured it out like 25 years ago lol I'd rather have that on my cybrtruk than the murderous FSD
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holtemon posted:If only there was some sort of technology that could raise or lower tire pressure depending on the situation my mom got charged $400 to fill her tires with nitrogen
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     lol he's posting more than ever, probably a good sign right
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Doesn't this guy seem maybe just a little too paranoid to be running this many companies including a major social media one?  
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Concerning Edit: The levels of this person's stupidity, that is.
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kazil posted:
I mean his humour is absolutely spot on the thing the average hardcore social media user will find drop dead hilarious and inform him as such. He's in the right venue for doing a  69  joke
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This ones almost too boomer to even be a facebook ad. Feels more like a post 2018 or so youtube thumbnail than anything.
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is Elon Musk a stupid person? I am pretty sure, but don't have all information
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ashpanash posted:Also, Ken Jennings is cool and one of the few leftist Mormons ("there are dozens of us!" he notes, a-la Arrested Development). I'd love to see Elon do Celebrity Jeopardy with John Oliver and Stephen King or something as the other contestants, promptly get smoked, and accuse the show, categories and answers of being too woke coded or something. He's absolutely the sort of person to do really loving terribly at Celebrity Jeopardy and dispel the myth that not only are they of genius level intelligence but even average level intelligence. Like I'd expect a real Wolf Blitzer kind of performance or worse as the baseline and him getting the minimum token gift award for his charity which would probably be some anti-abortion advocacy group considering he's pathetically all in arch-conservative now and has been obsessed with child birth even longer than he's been openly in this phase.
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Kale posted:I'd love to see Elon do Celebrity Jeopardy with John Oliver and Stephen King or something as the other contestants, promptly get smoked, and accuse the show, categories and answers of being too woke coded or something. He's absolutely the sort of person to do really loving terribly at Celebrity Jeopardy and dispel the myth that not only are they of genius level intelligence but even average level intelligence. Like I'd expect a real Wolf Blitzer kind of performance or worse as the baseline and him getting the minimum token gift award for his charity which would probably be some anti-abortion advocacy group considering he's pathetically all in arch-conservative now and has been obsessed with child birth even longer than he's been openly in this phase. Tell it to Earth
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Kale posted:I'd love to see Elon do Celebrity Jeopardy with John Oliver and Stephen King or something as the other contestants, promptly get smoked, and accuse the show, categories and answers of being too woke coded or something. He's absolutely the sort of person to do really loving terribly at Celebrity Jeopardy and dispel the myth that not only are they of genius level intelligence but even average level intelligence. Like I'd expect a real Wolf Blitzer kind of performance or worse as the baseline and him getting the minimum token gift award for his charity which would probably be some anti-abortion advocacy group considering he's pathetically all in arch-conservative now and has been obsessed with child birth even longer than he's been openly in this phase. no loving way am I reading that, Kale
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Aramis posted:Ahhh, the ol' wallet inspector trick. Never fails (apparently?!?) Novelty t-shirt idea: Federal Blockchain Inspector
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I'd like to see the (surviving/reanimated) 90s SNL cast doing Celebrity Jeopardy with Elon
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Given the mass of the car, that's literally the worst possible place it could be loaded. Bravo!
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Jan 9, 2024 00:49
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im clicking and its not doing anything. hlep my wallet
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this ad is more impressive because they actually made their own wallet inspector account on twitter most ads that serve up wallet inspectors buy masses of hacked accounts off the black market and pay for twitter blue and ads with stolen credits cards
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I kinda have to hand it to Twitter here, $59 million return on a small advertising campaign of a few promoted tweets is a pretty drat good ROI. I think Apple and Coca Cola would be crazy not to jump on this honestly, would be so much easier if companies could just take the money they need from you themselves, eliminate the middleman. Capitalism end game right there
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Songbearer posted:He's a contrarian so he's going to go full cold turkey to prove his superior white body can handle the straight edge life His religious phase is going to be incredible content.
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Steadiman posted:I kinda have to hand it to Twitter here, $59 million return on a small advertising campaign of a few promoted tweets is a pretty drat good ROI. I think Apple and Coca Cola would be crazy not to jump on this honestly, would be so much easier if companies could just take the money they need from you themselves, eliminate the middleman. Capitalism end game right there I don't know if you know but Elon spent $44 billion on it. At $59 million it would take him 745 years to recoup his losses
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Failson posted:His religious phase is going to be incredible content. he a stupid rear end in a top hat
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dr_rat posted:Has anyone thought maybe that musk is so scared of AI is because he was threatened by someone called AL once and just sorta got the two confused? https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1670113967497433090 https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1238589589511483392
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...! posted:https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1670113967497433090 Prince was scared of Al, but Michael wasn't. Makes you think
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Twitter isn't getting that $59 million. The people running the wallet inspector are. It's more impressive that those wallet inspectors are able to microtarget the demographic of dullards who will click those ads. That more useful for low volume high margin ads, rather than massive campaigns for lower margin items like coca cola bottles.
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Elden Lord Godfrey posted:Twitter isn't getting that $59 million. The people running the wallet inspector are. Yeah! gently caress them for making the site work and making money
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kazil posted:
drat, this dude would be sick at scrabble if he ever deigned to play it instead of Polytopia.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:he a stupid rear end in a top hat Oh so you think he's going to go born again evangelical? I was leaning Catholic myself, just because that's the one of choice in anime obviously.
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dr_rat posted:Oh so you think he's going to go born again evangelical? I was leaning Catholic myself, just because that's the one of choice in anime obviously. mormon seems pretty cool. Multiple wives. Even better when I have one
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LOL if you think Grimes exists
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grimes is just a spaghetti induced fever dream
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Circle Nine posted:grimes is just a spaghetti induced fever dream like i said, noodle ghost
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Weird A.I. Rokovic
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Buce posted:Weird A.I. Rokovic Everybody clap. This guy got a joke
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weird als basilisk tortures anyone who doesnt create parody music
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Elden Lord Godfrey posted:It's more impressive that those wallet inspectors are able to microtarget the demographic of dullards who will click those ads. That more useful for low volume high margin ads, rather than massive campaigns for lower margin items like coca cola bottles. Ad target audience: X Subscribers
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