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Reiche posted:It would be loving hilarious if Landerig is from Florida landerig is in ur heart 
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By popular demand posted:Do we know for a fact that headline wasn't made with that game where you blindly put <noun> <adverb> <verb> etc. and then read a crazy story? I had a search and found Pulmotors were used from 1907 up to the 1940's, but I couldn't find any puzzle editors injured by elephants in that time frame. In fact as far as I can tell the internet doesn't seem to think elephants and puzzle editors have ever interacted in anyway at all! If this article is to be believed that's probably for the best.
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Said it with a hard K and all.
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Ok geniuses does it taste good or not
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How did they get a hold of my pee? I am very secretive about it.
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This has the vibe of one of those weird localized sidebar ads. "Meet singles in your area, and see what scientists are saying about their pee!"
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zedprime posted:How did they get a hold of my pee? I am very secretive about it. It's not good to keep it bottled up inside. Keep the bottles outside, ideally to mark your property line.
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A palisade fence made of piss tubes
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https://www.fm104.ie/news/buzz/plaque-unveiled-in-honour-of-guy-who-slipped-on-ice-on-rte-news/  Today is the 13th anniversary of this momentous event in Irish history. Pookah has a new favorite as of 20:00 on Jan 8, 2024 |
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Working iPhone found on side of road likely fell from Alaska Airlines flight
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Pookah posted:https://www.fm104.ie/news/buzz/plaque-unveiled-in-honour-of-guy-who-slipped-on-ice-on-rte-news/ That guy fuckin ate it, drat
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Florida Woman Had Her Entire Driveway Stolen
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This and the exploding toilet guy are a new genre of Florida News, "Florida people who did nothing wrong or unusual but to whom Florida happened anyway"
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Isnt that less stolen and more destroyed by an angry scam victim with heavy equipment lashing out at an innocent third party? e: Wait no they were actually contracted to remove a perfectly good (?) driveway. Still not really theft.
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I'm 50/50 on whether I would call it theft. It certainly wasn't removed so it could be used, but if someone takes your bike and throws it into a river I'd still say it was stolen.
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Yeah but if they thought that they were in the employ of the bikes owner, it wouldnt be theft. Weve got them on illegal dumping, thats all.
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I think you're conflating *committing* and *being guilty of the crime of* theft. In terms of destruction of property, if I contract a company to destroy my neighbor's fence, they are the ones who destroyed it but I am the one guilty of a crime. So long as I sufficiently misrepresented the situation and they had a genuine belief that I was truthful the contractor is scot-free.
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Just because you were tricked into stealing a thing doesn't mean you didn't steal it.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Just because you were tricked into stealing a thing doesn't mean you didn't steal it. I think this is not true? You will not have had mens rea.
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YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A DRIVEWAY
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Even the idea that "you wouldn't steal a car" is suspect. There's an entire multi-billion dollar video game franchise premised on how fun it is to steal cars! It's one of the coolest crimes imaginable!
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The act of driving around in a stolen car is literally called "joy riding". What other crime has "Joy" litreally in it's name? None I tell ya, none other crimes!
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dr_rat posted:The act of driving around in a stolen car is literally called "joy riding". What other crime has "Joy" litreally in it's name? None I tell ya, none other crimes! Joypopping
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Joypopping That's only illegal if they catch you!!!
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm 50/50 on whether I would call it theft. It certainly wasn't removed so it could be used, but if someone takes your bike and throws it into a river I'd still say it was stolen. It's more akin to just hacksawing your bike to pieces. Nobody left the property with a useable driveway in their possession.
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By popular demand posted:YOU WOULDN'T UPLOAD A DRIVEWAY
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Baron von Eevl posted:Just because you were tricked into stealing a thing doesn't mean you didn't steal it. you actually can totally be innocent in a situation like this, especially if all you are doing is providing a service that you regularly provide to upstanding customers
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm 50/50 on whether I would call it theft. It certainly wasn't removed so it could be used, but if someone takes your bike and throws it into a river I'd still say it was stolen. the part that actually matters is that the owner now has a valid claim that their property needs to be made whole
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Potato Salad posted:the part that actually matters is that the owner now has a valid claim that their property needs to be made whole You can claim MY hole
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freeedr posted:You can claim MY hole Slutshaming needs to stop, hooray for sluts
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 https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/second-russian-performer-detained-for-sock-on-penis-stunt
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Of course they're excited, they don't have to meet the pope now!
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Potato Salad posted:you actually can totally be innocent in a situation like this, especially if all you are doing is providing a service that you regularly provide to upstanding customers Oh yeah, like it's not their fault. I guess you could blame them a little for not looking at all into whether the person contracting them actually owned the property but it's not like any contractor I've worked with has asked me to prove I own the house. Potato Salad posted:you actually can totally be innocent in a situation like this, especially if all you are doing is providing a service that you regularly provide to upstanding customers I was just talking about whether the word "stolen" was appropriate, not guilt. Like instinctually I would say "how can you steal a driveway" but if it was a bike or whatever that was destroyed (even if the person who did it was tricked into it) I'd probably still say it was stolen.
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Sin-AGOG! Where is ChaBat-Man in this time of need?! Religious schisms run DEEP!
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