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ullerrm posted:you know beef has them spreadsheets for T2 production Better than creating a whole fleet reimbursement system for an alliance. I'm so glad I won 13 years ago.
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A.o.D. posted:Better than creating a whole fleet reimbursement system for an alliance. I'm so glad I won 13 years ago. As someone who currently runs a reimbursement system for an alliance, please loving kill me I yearn for the sweet release of death
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That dude freaking out over the mint expired tax forms going,"I'm gonna get it right this time, man" tells a whole, weird, and very hosed up story all on its own.
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Jerusalem posted:That dude freaking out over the mint expired tax forms going,"I'm gonna get it right this time, man" tells a whole, weird, and very hosed up story all on its own. I think Achewood’s biggest strength isn’t its distinctive voice as much as the way Onstad was able to create stories like that so easily. There’s so many times where one or two sentences is a novel.
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What IS a commodore?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guild_of_Purpose-Driven_Commodores
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Achewood is a lot of things, but I think it might also have the record for Most Funniest Redirects on Wikipedia
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I wonder if there's a way to get a more comprehensive list than this https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&titles=achewood&prop=redirects&format=jsonfm
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Safety Dance posted:Achewood Thread 12: Guild of Purpose-Driven Commodores
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Zefiel posted:What IS a commodore? I'm prepared to educate you that the affected regions are distinct from cardio-pulmonary.
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Scags McDouglas posted:I'm prepared to educate you that the affected regions are distinct from cardio-pulmonary. GOOD TIMES
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Chas McGill posted:I wonder if there's a way to get a more comprehensive list than this There's no way that's even remotely comprehensive, it doesn't even have https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray%27s_urine
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Remembered this one today and lmao
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Pattonesque posted:Remembered this one today and lmao Quite possibly the worst men's discount apology e-service on the market today.
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The little touches that really speak to their personalities, like the doormat that just says "Hi" with no punctuation and Ray signing his apology letter RAY!, are some of my favorite things about Achewood.
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You just know THAT PLACE BY THE INTERSECTION THAT I CALL EL GLOPPO has the best tortas in human history
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You want your tortas to be from an all-metal corner stall, all stainless and with a hand-painted torta on the back, cook all making the milanesa by laying steak on a pile of breadcrumbs and rolling an empty caguama on it
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Zefiel posted:You want your tortas to be from an all-metal corner stall, all stainless and with a hand-painted torta on the back, cook all making the milanesa by laying steak on a pile of breadcrumbs and rolling an empty caguama on it I only know half these words but it sounds great
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Pershing posted:I only know half these words but it sounds great I called that one service Ray used to find the exact photo of Steely Dan he needed, and they provided me with the exact video I described in my post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYSevIBi9dU
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Zefiel posted:I called that one service Ray used to find the exact photo of Steely Dan he needed, and they provided me with the exact video I described in my post: Hispanic weiner schnitzel...I'll be damned
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There's actually a sizable amount of people of German descent in Mexico so not surprising
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drrockso20 posted:There's actually a sizable amount of people of German descent in Mexico so not surprising The Mexican beer industry was kick-started by German immigrants as well.
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would it be morally acceptable to adopt a shy little cat and name him roast beef because I am considering it
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Kazinsal posted:would it be morally acceptable to adopt a shy little cat and name him roast beef Just keep him away from electrical outlets
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Kazinsal posted:would it be morally acceptable to adopt a shy little cat and name him roast beef This is my Roast Beef. He comes from Circumstances.  He started hanging around my wife in our garden a few years ago, thin enough to be transparent and rather obviously (and impressively) a fully intact male. No collar, no chip. We decided to do the right thing and get him neutered and release him. So, one day in July I grabbed a heavy winter jacket, my grinding face shield, welding apron, and leather gloves and a carrier and picked him up, whereupon he flopped in my arms and started purring.  Go for it. DkHelmet fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jan 12, 2024 |
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He loves the little cat Roast Beef
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DkHelmet posted:He started hanging around my wife in our garden a few years ago, thin enough to be transparent and rather obviously (and impressively) a fully intact male. He wasn't clipped, so he looked like a grey watermelon with nuts. Did the chick cats want him? Yeah, they wanted him. But he had wine to taste. Expensive-rear end wine from the Asian steppes. He paused, and turned to look at his nuts in the mirror. "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout" he said.
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I named my first cat Molly. A plausibly deniable webcomic name.
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Kazinsal posted:would it be morally acceptable to adopt a shy little cat and name him roast beef I just said goodbye to my Roast Beef after ten years He had depression 
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Onstad dragging this out for another week, he is the devil, he is the worst
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MikeCrotch posted:I named my first cat Molly. A plausibly deniable webcomic name. I hope Molly has never experienced:
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Deathlove posted:Onstad dragging this out for another week, he is the devil, he is the worst Well, we all knew this was going to fall apart. Tina overinflated the value of her business, Teodor is self-defeating as always.
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Poasting on an Internet forum in 2024 to say im feeling just a little called out here over the "lol, a website?" dig
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Someone in the thread a while ago brought up how Teodor used to scam Ray and I thought that was kind of harsh for what I vaguely remembered it being. But I've been re-reading the blogs and it's just indefensibly scummy: Teodor straight up bilks his bro out of his money. Now Ray is rich enough to probably not care or even notice, but I think it says a lot about Teodor that he feels the need to get one over on his friend because he sees an opening. Anyway, I am mad at the teddy bear and I hope he gets his comeuppance in this arc!
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moot the hopple posted:Someone in the thread a while ago brought up how Teodor used to scam Ray and I thought that was kind of harsh for what I vaguely remembered it being. But I've been re-reading the blogs and it's just indefensibly scummy: Teodor straight up bilks his bro out of his money. Now Ray is rich enough to probably not care or even notice, but I think it says a lot about Teodor that he feels the need to get one over on his friend because he sees an opening.
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Teodor is a knob. There are more overtly evil characters like Nice Pete and The Mexican Health Crisis but Teodor is bad in a banality of evil kind of way
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