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i know nothing about him so what weird stuff does JJ actually do
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Parallax posted:i know nothing about him so what weird stuff does JJ actually do Cured his depression via Google searches and doing his own research Engages in a very public “mindfulness moment” barefoot at the goalpost as part of the pregame Brushes his teeth left handed to stimulate alpha brainwaves Throws for 150 per game with 100 of that being receiver generated YAC To his credit he does all this while being sucked off by ESPN so there’s a certain degree of difficulty to it all.
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Jan 9, 2024 06:51
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Every single QB in the history of ever sets aside some time to center himself pregame, most just do it in a corner of the locker room instead of being a fluffy haired white guy doing it barefoot in front of a goalpost where all the cameras can see. Any QB that wears his eye black like he’s the Ultimate Warrior is a ding dong
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Jan 9, 2024 06:57
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Well better to be into that stuff when you're twenty than celebrity brain poisoned in his thirties
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Jan 9, 2024 06:59
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Parallax posted:Well better to be into that stuff when you're twenty than celebrity brain poisoned in his thirties https://x.com/StuartFeiner/status/1744530645034955033?s=20
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Jan 9, 2024 07:08
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drat JJ McCarthy sucks rear end
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Jan 9, 2024 07:34
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Doltos posted:drat JJ McCarthy sucks rear end I want him to declare just so we can get it over with. He’s Jake Locker with less reps.
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Jan 9, 2024 07:38
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He doesn't even have Lockers size or arm strength though. The dudes a 4th rounder who bounces around as a 3rd QB until he fucks off to be an offensive assistant in a high school or sell insurance.
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Jan 9, 2024 09:28
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A Buffer Gay Dude posted:Brushes his teeth left handed to stimulate alpha brainwaves That was the stupidest poo poo I've ever heard announcers gush about.
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Jan 9, 2024 10:12
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Henchman of Santa posted:That was the stupidest poo poo I've ever heard announcers gush about. You should have heard Scott Hanson announce Bill Belichick's accolades and skip over them to talk about how Belichick has read every Harry Potter book
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Jan 9, 2024 18:49
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Henchman of Santa posted:That was the stupidest poo poo I've ever heard announcers gush about. I’m sure Penix brushes his teeth left handed too but you won’t hear him bragging about it
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Jan 9, 2024 19:02
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McCarthy is highly unlikely to bust out as a pro, and you would have to be a complete idiot to take him in the first round (but the Raiders might lol). But he does have a good (not great) arm, good accuracy, good legs, good judgment, and completed 73 percent of his passes with a good YPA. At worst he's going to carry a clipboard for years and not embarrass himself when he occasionally gets to play.
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Jan 9, 2024 19:16
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I guess JJ could do well as the QB of a team with an offense similar to Michigan’s or the Lions Watch the Falcons draft him somehow is what I’m saying
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Jan 9, 2024 19:33
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:I guess JJ could do well as the QB of a team with an offense similar to Michigan’s or the Lions There’s no team in the NFL that’s similar to Michigan’s because you simply can’t get away with only passing the ball 40% of the time in the NFL.
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Jan 9, 2024 19:36
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I hope MHJ goes to a team with a good QB because it would rock seeing bombs thrown and whatnot. Like Herbert to Harrison.
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Gatts posted:I hope MHJ goes to a team with a good QB because it would rock seeing bombs thrown and whatnot. Like Herbert to Harrison. If MHJ slides to the Chargers I'll cut my dick off.* * This doesn't count if they trade up to get him.
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Jan 9, 2024 21:29
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Wait brushes his teeth with his left hand for alpha waves? What in the hell? Lmao
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Amy Pole Her posted:Wait brushes his teeth with his left hand for alpha waves? What in the hell? Lmao yea can anyone explain what this even means? it just sounds like crazy person style "bleach will cure covid" poo poo to me
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Jan 10, 2024 01:22
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I'm gonna take a guess and say it's using your non predominant hand for repetitive actions unlocks your brain potential
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he is a right-handed quarterback. he gets up in the morning and brushes his teeth with his left hand because it changes his neural patterns and it gives him alpha brain waves don't forget his envisioning exercises!
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That’s awesome.
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It was a stupid fluff piece said during the NCG when they were talking about McCarthy's sports psychologist. I'm not sure about the left handed toothbrushing but sports psychology is real and effective for athletes.
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Doltos posted:It was a stupid fluff piece said during the NCG when they were talking about McCarthy's sports psychologist. I'm not sure about the left handed toothbrushing but sports psychology is real and effective for athletes. Can’t imagine how bad JJ would suck without a sports psychologist if he’s this bad with one.
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Doltos posted:It was a stupid fluff piece said during the NCG when they were talking about McCarthy's sports psychologist. I'm not sure about the left handed toothbrushing but sports psychology is real and effective for athletes. GMs no: "Was your mother a prostitute?" GMs yes: "Do you unlock alpha waves when jerking it?"
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biceps crimes posted:he is a right-handed quarterback. he gets up in the morning and brushes his teeth with his left hand because it changes his neural patterns and it gives him alpha brain waves Hey, he manifested, holding the trophy. That's a first round worthy intangible
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Jan 10, 2024 01:45
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The toothbrush thing seems like some One Weird Trick to practice mindfulness and hey I guess using your non-dominant arm is one way to work on that
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YOLOsubmarine posted:Can’t imagine how bad JJ would suck without a sports psychologist if he’s this bad with one. Probably not a real difference since most sports psychology is like if you can envision it you can achieve it and how to calm down and not tilt in the middle of a game. Really it's great advice for a MOBA.
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So if I’m ambi does that mean I have natural alpha wave stimulation Brb gonna write Norwegian with my left and German with my right while reciting the pledge of allegiance in English
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Jan 10, 2024 02:00
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A significant number of pro athletes wore hologram bracelets to improve their balance and energy flows. Sports people are very superstitious. Patrick Mahomes wears the same underwear every game.
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Jan 10, 2024 02:16
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Patrick Mahomes keeps the same brother every game too. REALLY superstitious
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Google MLB Phiten Necklace
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Patrick Mahomes keeps the same brother every game too. REALLY superstitious It's a down year for him so perhaps he should consider sending his brother to a farm upstate and giving him the Tony B treatment
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a neat cape posted:Denver sitting there at 12 is gonna pull the trigger Washington will take him at 11 after the Vikings trade up to 2 to take Daniels
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A Buffer Gay Dude posted:Google MLB Phiten Necklace Why would Google draft a linebacker when they need so much help in the secondary?
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Diva Cupcake posted:A significant number of pro athletes wore hologram bracelets to improve their balance and energy flows. Sports people are very superstitious. I've seen and heard the dumbest superstitions tbh walking around the end zone barefoot and brushing your teeth left handed is just par for the course. Magic handkerchiefs, lucky underwear, must have a certain breakfast, must listen to the same song. I've seen and heard a whole mess of weird poo poo athletes do. Of all people Conor McGregor had the best take when once he said in an interview its just a way of dealing with fear and nerves and he doesn't bother with any of it because he knows he's prepared etc. Jj has a bunch of issues as a prospect but his game day or bed time routine isn't a big deal. I mean half the draft chat last year was people getting weirdly obsessed about how someone takes their coffee.
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Jan 10, 2024 05:00
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any quarterback in danger of getting drafted by the bears should just go back to school instead of ending their career.
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Someone to keep an eye on for 2025's draft: https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/1745143845967233175
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Jan 10, 2024 19:51
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WR1 https://twitter.com/keithpricetrut1/status/1745311910592163936?t=XnwaZ8AV0Wrj3izCfQEUVA&s=19
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SKULL.GIF posted:Someone to keep an eye on for 2025's draft: Love him but seems a bit thin. Get some more meet on them bones.
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