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feedmyleg posted:They... probably should have led with that (also this is the newer version of the character and not the more widely known one, which is the old blind woman version)
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feedmyleg posted:They... probably should have led with that But a lot of people are scared of spiders... and women, you might scare them off!!!
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FlamingLiberal posted:I still need to watch Venom 2, but the first one was at least watchable It is not HORRIBLE but it is a pretty big letdown.
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Sony you cowards give us Turn Out The Dark: The Movie with buttholes everywhere! Songs by Bono and The Edge! A new villain named Swiss Miss! A Kraven that's implied to gently caress animals! Greek mythology! A shockingly high body count!
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Sony needs to nut up and give us a faithful film version of the Clone Saga
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Sony's very much in a 'throwing poo poo at the wall to see what sticks' from a modern executive perspective that literally has no concept that movies can be 'good' or 'bad', just assembled incorrectly from the parts available to them.
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FlamingLiberal posted:This movie is supposed to have a Spider Woman in it It has three of them
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Baron von Eevl posted:It's directed by someone who has directed a bunch of episodes of British TV, a GoT prequel series pilot that got buried, and literally no movies. Also written by the Morbius screenwriters. Apparently it takes place in the Venom/Morbius/Kraven universe where Spider Man hypothetically exists but can't show up. Wouldn't it be a prequel to Spider-Man since Michael Scott is supposed to be Uncle Ben?
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Wouldn't it be a prequel to Spider-Man since Michael Scott is supposed to be Uncle Ben? You mean Ben Wyatt
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feedmyleg posted:Don't Sony have the rights to all of the Spider-Man characters? Aren't there any characters they can pull that are basically Spider-Man but not technically Spider-Man that they can stick in there just so there's an analog with big spider-eyes that looks close enough for audiences to buy? Surely they have access to, say, Silk or Spider Woman or something. *taps the E*
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Baron von Eevl posted:Sony you cowards give us Turn Out The Dark: The Movie with buttholes everywhere! Songs by Bono and The Edge! A new villain named Swiss Miss! A Kraven that's implied to gently caress animals! Greek mythology! A shockingly high body count! Whoa, now. CATS already threatened me with a good time, what's this about more buttholes? And yes, I'd be there opening weekend. God drat, Madame Web, what a trailer to threaten me with.
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GrandpaPants posted:What if Madame Web was also a musical that marketing was ashamed of being a musical? I mean I don't think anyone's actually expecting it to be any good. I guess a few people might be sort of annoyed it's crap but crap in a different way their expecting? Like if you went to the theater to watch a Neil Breen film and they just played a few episodes of Jerry Springer instead.
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FlamingLiberal posted:This movie is going to bomb so hard *spider explodes*
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There's no way all those shots of the Spider Women in the Madame Web promos aren't from a flash forward/side tease. They reuse the same shot in that loving twitter promo twice for gently caress sakes, that's all that exist of those characters in costume.
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Mierenneuker posted:Whomst Greenlighted 2024: More Spider-Man Movies Without Spider-Man And let's not forget what we could have nearly gotten, but they denied us: https://www.ign.com/articles/bad-bunny-is-seemingly-out-of-spider-man-spinoff-el-muerto-but-film-still-in-the-works You know, uh, this guy!
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Baron von Eevl posted:Sony you cowards give us Turn Out The Dark: The Movie with buttholes everywhere! Songs by Bono and The Edge! A new villain named Swiss Miss! A Kraven that's implied to gently caress animals! Greek mythology! A shockingly high body count! For maximum authenticity it needs people in charge of set safety on Rust. Speaking of Spider-People, LOL.  Jeremy Allen White was also in this.
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Chemtrailologist posted:Was his movie about horny nuns any good? I remember seeing previews but then forgot all about it. Had the best pussy noises to ever come out of a theatrical 7.1 surround presentation. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nightmare Cinema posted:Had the best pussy noises to ever come out of a theatrical 7.1 surround presentation. Well I know what I'll be using to test my future sound system purchases. Throw it on the floor units and watch the sales roll in.
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The MSJ posted:For maximum authenticity it needs people in charge of set safety on Rust. I have been 100% convinced since seeing it that movie 43 exists entirely for the Halle Berry extreme plastic surgery bit. Maybe my brain is just ruined by the internet, but that sketch gave off extreme "whoever wrote this was jerking it" energy.
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FlamingLiberal posted:I still need to watch Venom 2, but the first one was at least watchable I enjoyed the first but the second is a turd. Lots of CGI racket and wasted Woody Harrelson. I barely remember the plot.
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feedmyleg posted:Don't Sony have the rights to all of the Spider-Man characters? Aren't there any characters they can pull that are basically Spider-Man but not technically Spider-Man that they can stick in there just so there's an analog with big spider-eyes that looks close enough for audiences to buy? Surely they have access to, say, Silk or Spider Woman or something. They literally have another Spider-Man. Or is that the joke?
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The MSJ posted:For maximum authenticity it needs people in charge of set safety on Rust. I already said it would have a shockingly high body count.
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All three Pirates are great and excellent adventure movies. It’s a good trilogy.
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Gatts posted:All three Pirates are great and excellent adventure movies. It’s a good trilogy. I am glad you’re happy with it, and that isn’t goon snark leading to a FOR MY BUTTHOLE punchline, I just don’t agree with you. And that’s cool.
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One thing I would say about those PIrate movies is that they never got lazy or half-rear end. They went all-out for all of 'em; Davy Jones is still one of the greatest CGI characters ever made and he's coming up on 20 years old.
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Hasturtium posted:I am glad you’re happy with it, and that isn’t goon snark leading to a FOR MY BUTTHOLE punchline, I just don’t agree with you. And that’s cool. Gatts posted:All three Pirates are great and excellent adventure movies. It’s a good trilogy. FOR ME TO POOP ON 
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The third Pirates is bloated but I do watch them when they are on cable
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Alan Smithee posted:Looking forward to the healthy discussion to follow https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1744766243976929506?s=46&t=lbKxPpxJyMeDN0i-nFAg4A These guys are afraid of big muscular women. Like I just looked her up and she's an inch taller than Bella Ramsey.
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Alan Smithee posted:Looking forward to the healthy discussion to follow https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1744766243976929506?s=46&t=lbKxPpxJyMeDN0i-nFAg4A I ain't gonna read this poo poo but I'm stoked. Abby rules. I had a lot of fun with tlou2 and it's little narrative shanagins.
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Nightmare Cinema posted:Had the best pussy noises to ever come out of a theatrical 7.1 surround presentation. Name/post combo much?
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Nightmare Cinema posted:Had the best pussy noises to ever come out of a theatrical 7.1 surround presentation. lmfao
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PotC 2 is enjoyable in the way a lot of the old serials are in that the plot is going all over the goddamn place and throwing out all sorts of things just to keep the story moving, whereas PotC 3 has to tie all that up and that's a tall loving order. and why the gently caress is it only two ships fighting at the end is this where Disney drew the budget lines or what
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feedmyleg posted:Don't Sony have the rights to all of the Spider-Man characters? Aren't there any characters they can pull that are basically Spider-Man but not technically Spider-Man Venom
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Yes Sony has characters that premiered in Spider-Man comics, basically. Go look at Morbius , he premiered in Amazing Spider-Man #101. Kraven, Madame Web, Venom, same story. Interestingly enough, the Punisher also premiered in Amazing Spider-Man, but I assume that he was specifically exempted when the rights were sold because he has value on his own. Basically any character that Sony has access to is a primary Spider-Man villain or was not considered important enough to carve out of the agreement.
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Maxwell Lord posted:PotC 2 is enjoyable in the way a lot of the old serials are in that the plot is going all over the goddamn place and throwing out all sorts of things just to keep the story moving, whereas PotC 3 has to tie all that up and that's a tall loving order. Sadly, very few serials are actually like this. I can name maybe 4 which keep the story moving and don't feel absolutely languid. Actual pirate serials are are boring as gently caress. I was hoping that there was a good one that was all just low-stakes swordfights and buried treasure and swashbuckling, but they're just slow terrible dramas with an occasional slapdash fistfight 
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FlamingLiberal posted:I still need to watch Venom 2, but the first one was at least watchable Had good parts but plenty of bad ones. Ending up with me never wanting to see it again.
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