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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

uber_stoat posted:

i never even played, just watched a video of some poor fucker playing it. i'd rather be stuck in an urn like Connor than play that game.
It's really fun! Until it suddenly isn't. Repeat.

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

How did he have the space to bend his legs in there?

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy
His knees were probably pressed to his chest on the way in, and he probably can't get them back up high enough without the assistance of the lip and his bodyweight.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would simply not get in the urn.

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy
Let he who has never sat atop and then subsequently fallen into an urn cast the first stone.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:

Let he who has never sat atop and then subsequently fallen into an urn cast the first stone.

i will and it will be an efficient way to free the drunken idiot

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


This is like that one Winnie the Pooh story, only even more so because of the giant hunny pot.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Anyway, I say all laughter directed at that fellow is well urned.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Aaron donned an iron urn.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
And so, he was gifted the nickname Ernie.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Knormal posted:

Aaron donned an iron urn.

Ee I ee i oh

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
https://twitter.com/babywasteland/status/1744477605212946786

https://twitter.com/babywasteland/status/1744478611787206715

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Why is it called Bass Pro Shop when they clearly announce with significantly larger letters the name “Outdoor World”?

Let me rephrase:

Why is it called Bass Pro Shop when you inside shop the outside and out the door world?

dialhforhero has a new favorite as of 12:45 on Jan 9, 2024

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
I know you’re not really asking, but they originally started selling fishing gear and then expanded to boats and then general outdoor goods.


Power move
https://x.com/shitpostgate/status/1744469256132042971?s=46

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

https://twitter.com/secantsegment/status/1743888647303114988

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
splop

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/youbitchman/status/1744585090498510887?s=46

https://x.com/pissvortex/status/1744696203055337674?s=46

Context:
https://x.com/frumtiktok/status/1744495536462328078?s=46

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


gently caress it, I’m moving to Finland.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Just digging a tunnel complex with the boys.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

If I owned land I would for sure be digging tunnels with the boys, guaranteed.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

has there been any updates on that women who was digging a huge tunnel system under her house for... reasons

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


repiv posted:

has there been any updates on that women who was digging a huge tunnel system under her house for... reasons

They stopped giving updates. You could say the project's gone... underground.

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
"hobby tunneling" is a pretty fun wikipedia article

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Biplane posted:

If I owned land I would for sure be digging tunnels with the boys, guaranteed.

Is this a euphemism for something?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Halalcoholism/status/1744564365335076935

Up there with tag your pomegranates imo

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


What did Taylor Swift (or the construction of Taylor Swift that lives in people's extremely cool brains at least) do this week

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

projecthalaxy posted:

What did Taylor Swift (or the construction of Taylor Swift that lives in people's extremely cool brains at least) do this week

She's either queerbaiting by hugging her female friends OR she's queer and refuses to come out as an advocate for LGBT rights.





*Naomi Wolf voice* No! NooooO!

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Lobok posted:

Is this a euphemism for something?

Having a good time with your friends :)

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I love when dumb internet poo poo starts getting huge or serious for no reason, like Gaylor Swift has become Actual Discourse

lmao what the gently caress is modern society

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's because of the way certain fandoms are now, they're so huge and everyone is competing to be the #1 fan that they get onto some crazy poo poo

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Ror posted:

lmao what the gently caress is modern society
A miserable pile of tweet bits

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

zoux posted:

It's because of the way certain fandoms are now, they're so huge and everyone is competing to be the #1 fan that they get onto some crazy poo poo

This has always been a thing, it just used to happen in the mildewy basements of comic book shops instead of seeing the light of day.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I knew about the Gaylor people and whatnot, just didn't realize if there was some specific thing that pushed it into Normie Space recently

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ultimately, every fan just wants their idol to turn to the camera and say they are a communist, and then specify that they are the exact flavor of communist that the fan is.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

projecthalaxy posted:

I knew about the Gaylor people and whatnot, just didn't realize if there was some specific thing that pushed it into Normie Space recently

https://twitter.com/klosslorgay/status/1743714924956938603

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

You're still gay and that's FINAL

quote:

In the 5,000-word piece, written in The Times’ opinion section, editor Anna Marks strung together a long list of LGBTQ references — some overt, some perceived — Swift has weaved into her songs and performances. Marks suggested that Swift had, perhaps, for years been trying to signal that she identifies with the queer community.

“In isolation, a single dropped hairpin is perhaps meaningless or accidental, but considered together, they’re the unfurling of a ballerina bun after a long performance,” Marks wrote. “Those dropped hairpins began to appear in Ms. Swift’s artistry long before queer identity was undeniably marketable to mainstream America. They suggest to queer people that she is one of us.”

LGBTQ-anon

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
So these people are mad at her because she's not conforming to their slash fic?

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

projecthalaxy posted:

I knew about the Gaylor people and whatnot, just didn't realize if there was some specific thing that pushed it into Normie Space recently

Lol the NYT released a very long op-ed positing that she is gay and going over every bit of "evidence" from her entire career like lyrics and music video scenes etc. It was unhinged.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

zoux posted:

You're still gay and that's FINAL

The Great Twitter Diaspora: You’re still gay and that’s FINAL

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Gonna market a t-shirt with TOO GAY on the front, NOT GAY ENOUGH on the back.

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