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iamjohnsalt
Dec 6, 2017

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Developing deep, meaningful friendships with men of the AIDS generation so that they leave you real estate in gentrified gay villages when they die ftw

how else lol

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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Anybody get up to any gay sex of the wiener in butthole variety recently...?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Poppers posted:

Anybody get up to any gay sex of the wiener in butthole variety recently...?

nope

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.
I'm gay and I hate sex because I have autism. Who's with me?!

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

Anybody get up to any gay sex of the wiener in butthole variety recently...?

it's too cold outside brr

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I like this picture and this seems like the best place for it

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

LuxuryLarva posted:

I'm gay and I hate sex because I have autism. Who's with me?!

I don't hate sex I just don't want to do it myself. Same feeling I have about sky diving or posting badly

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Gravid Topiary posted:

it's too cold outside brr

think of our municipal parks going un-cruised this season

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

If youre cold, theyre cold

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Gravid Topiary posted:

like a roomba
edit: but nah that's a good point, like a fleet enema kit i bet, if you're my mom don't read that part

buy one of those nozzles that hooks up to the shower like everybody else does

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

i think they should definitely try using a roomba first

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

buy one of those nozzles that hooks up to the shower like everybody else does

I bought a bidet with water pressure that is approximately similar to a fire hose.

I call it the "Daisy Cutter" :madmax:

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
dont reverse guts yourself

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

ROOMBA! CLEAN MY TURDS!

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Poppers posted:

ROOMBA! CLEAN MY TURDS!

Al! posted:

[me, as a harkonan] whats 6 times 9 worm??? ha ha now whats 4 times 20 oh ho ho ho ho

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

quote:

About Gravid Topiary

There have been 1858 posts made by Gravid Topiary, an average of 0.43 posts per day, since registering on Feb 16, 2012. Gravid Topiary claims to be a female.

if you are interested in amateur hobbyist underground tunnel construction please contact me, i have 20 acres of land with many hills rich in clay and with excellent drainageedit 2023: disregard previous -- no longer interested in tunnel excavation

(looks at the news) what suspicious timing

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Poppers posted:

Anybody get up to any gay sex of the wiener in butthole variety recently...?

Thinking about this.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

tristeham posted:

the mods are homophobic

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

very risky blowjob posted:

(looks at the news) what suspicious timing

lol

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

buy one of those nozzles that hooks up to the shower like everybody else does

ohhhhhh that's what those are for

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I mean you can also shove them up your ureatha



Once

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

If youre cold, theyre cold

i go on grindr and nearby its either weird culty perverts or methy guys with no eyebrows i went to school with, and the methy guys never clear their driveways after it snows and i drive a sedan with lovely tires

so instead i'll exchange wistful titty pix with shut-ins half-way across the world like as was done in the days of yore

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Gravid Topiary posted:

i go on grindr and nearby its either weird culty perverts or methy guys with no eyebrows i went to school with, and the methy guys never clear their driveways after it snows and i drive a sedan with lovely tires

so instead i'll exchange wistful titty pix with shut-ins half-way across the world like as was done in the days of yore

(while sort of half-listening, imagining a Dungeons & Dragons campaign type pub named The Wistful Titty) ah, yes

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Poppers posted:

If youre cold, theyre cold

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Poppers posted:

If youre cold, theyre cold

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

Poppers posted:

If youre cold, theyre cold

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.
Someone explain me what's the deal with trans rights in Ohio.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
Trans youth care is likely ending as well as participation in school sports once it hits the state senate. Republicans are representing this as stopping youth surgeries which was not happening in the first place.

Also this is coming down the pipeline:

quote:

At the same news conference where he issued the executive order, DeWine also announced a set of administrative rules that would add more barriers to transition-related care for both minors and adults. Those rules would be adopted and enforced by the state Health Department and the Mental Health and Addiction Services Department after a public comment period.

The rules would require that those receiving transition-related care have multidisciplinary teams of health providers, mandate that patients give informed consent before treatment and after having received information about the risks of gender-affirming care and require that patients undergo a period of psychological counseling before they receive hormone therapy or other treatment.

The American Civil Liberties Union of Ohio said in a statement after the House vote that the bill and DeWines proposed restrictions on all care, if finalized, would make Ohio the most restrictive state in the country with respect to evidence-based health care, imposing disastrous burdens on providers untethered from any medical guidelines.
I was already likely leaving Ohio or at least relocating to inside a city, but the upcoming poo poo made me definitively rule out the latter. Some group suggested writing my representative and holy poo poo lol. Yeah I'll just talk grand wizard cletus down

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.
What a nightmare? How long would it take to make that into a law? Can anyone stop it?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

nice obelisk idiot posted:

I was already likely leaving Ohio

move to the pacnw with everyone else

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I would like my manager to stop telling me how accepting she is of open relationships, having a bunch of boyfriends is supposed to be my dirty little secret at the office and she is ruining it

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Your lifestyle in which many burly men simultaneously blow spunky loads in and on your face and rear end is Valid :)

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Diversity equity and inclusion stays winning

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
i'll be giving a sensitivity training for the thread in a few hours

poppers, you know my cashapp

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Poppers posted:

Your lifestyle in which many burly men simultaneously blow spunky loads in and on your face and rear end is Valid :)

i'm a top

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

poppers caught in a lie once again

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

You top mens penises with your anus. Next please

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

tokin opposition posted:

i'll be giving a sensitivity training for the thread in a few hours

poppers, you know my cashapp

you are past the point of needing poppers to live this lifestyle

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Poppers posted:

You top mens penises with your anus. Next please

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Poppers posted:

You top mens penises with your anus. Next please

That's not how gay sex works. Getting the feeling that maybe a trans woman doesn't know what it's like to be a human being

Note that this thread has never once mentioned training side delts and abs to prepare for a circuit party (what a real human being call "a rave").

Posers. Nothing but posers.

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