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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

sharknado slashfic posted:

If we could just get the Titans back it would be the perfect conference

it needs to be college football where they suddenly decide that our rivals are seattle or whatever, just like how the terps are going to have to fly out to fuckin oregon or whatever for the rest of their lives.

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

god drat i loving love the afc north

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
loving cackling because this is somehow better then covid league year, utter clownball and the browns with Joe the cannon flacco leading the browns we can only hope to the super bowl.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

sharknado slashfic posted:

If we could just get the Titans back it would be the perfect conference

Make every AFCN team play the Titans as their 17th game. The extra game, not week 18.

Make the Titans play each AFCS team only once.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

sharknado slashfic posted:

If we could just get the Titans back it would be the perfect conference

Just disband the Jets and Panthers and we can go back to 5-team conferences

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Freaquency posted:

Just disband the Jets and Panthers and we can go back to 5-team conferences

That's a weird way of spelling Patriots.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

also move the jaguars to mexico city!!!!!!!!!

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
well it was a good one week run

https://twitter.com/kaylaf_99/status/1744217933604143529

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
NASHVILLE (January 7th, 2024) - The following statement was released today by Mike Vrabel, through his personal attorney and business manager Bismack Billabongo, chairman of Falk Associates Management Enterprises, Inc. (“FAME”) located in Nashville, Tennessee, in response to questions about his future career plans:

“I’m back in the AFC North.”

-30-

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the bengals lost to the oilers 7 times in a row twice. the bengals lost to the steelers 11 times in a row and 8 times in a row. the bengals lost to the young ravens 6 times in a row, and to the browns 7 times in a row before that team went on hiatus. if you count that team as the ravens then the bengals lost to the ravens 7 times in a row as well but they aren't young

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Cavauro posted:

I'm glad the bengals lost to the oilers 7 times in a row twice. I'm glad the bengals lost to the steelers 11 times in a row and 8 times in a row. I'm glad the bengals lost to the young ravens 6 times in a row, and to the browns 7 times in a row before that team went on hiatus. if you count that team as the ravens then the bengals lost to the ravens 7 times in a row as well but they aren't young

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

stink fartindale has fallen

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Call corner blitz to pay respects.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

It's as if he wasn't actually that good

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Can't keep an o cord to save our lives

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1744504251970191409

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

if u got a comp pick everytime someone yoinked ur coordinator the ravens would have won 10 superbowls in a row

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
They did get two picks for their famed WRs coach being hired by the Texans.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


I can maybe see the Chargers but LMAO at going from Lamar to Bryce.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


Nooooo

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Thats why we need a head coach.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

Thats why we need a head coach.

Maybe we can get this Jim Harbaugh character

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

why would you want a guy who is 0-3 in harbowls?

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


Ghost Dog posted:

if u got a comp pick everytime someone yoinked ur coordinator the ravens would have won 10 superbowls in a row

You do as long as you hire non white people

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

who did the ravens draft with the jim caldwell anti racism comp pick

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Ghost Dog posted:

who did the ravens draft with the jim caldwell anti racism comp pick

brandon stephens in 2021 and then we traded the 2022 pick to arizona along with hollywood and then i think we traded back and got tyler linderbaum

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

the 2022 draft is kind of a mess in terms of picks cause that comp trade and then the following trade with buffalo (where we picked up an additional 4th) also netted us what looks like charlie kolar and jordan stout.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

thank you tyler linderbaum for beating racism

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016




when you see your pig being racist

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Despera posted:

Maybe we can get this Jim Harbaugh character

We'd have gone undefeated this year.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Hiring Todd Monken after one year with Unlocked Lamar seems like a poor choice, but that's what you get from the Chargers and the Panthers (I'm more worried about Mac and Weaver getting hired, Monken is probably just to pick his brain).

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Vrabel will stay in the AFCN but the Titans are out

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

AndrewP posted:

Vrabel will stay in the AFCN but the Titans are out

I don't think I want to let the patriots into the AFCN though.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

mike verbal. Talking

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Who Deytion

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Pats aren't afcn at all. We're back to one Ohio team and 3 non-Ohio teams. Just weird that the Ohio team is the Bengals and not the Browns.

OceanCyclone
May 29, 2022

Mayor of Yambag City

Oberstwo posted:

Im glad Matt elams dumb rear end ended up working at a footlocker

I remember seeing a video of that dude doing a walking handstand and for some reason it convinced me that he was some agile grizzly bear who would be awesome

I was wrong and dumb

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Speaking of the patriots if Mcdonald goes maybe we can get this belichick guy for new d cord

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

head coach: john harbaugh
offensive coordinator: jim harbaugh
defensive coordinator: jack harbaugh
special teams: kobe bryant from the lakers

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Belichick working under Harbaugh would be an excellent sitcom

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

OceanCyclone posted:

I remember seeing a video of that dude doing a walking handstand and for some reason it convinced me that he was some agile grizzly bear who would be awesome

I was wrong and dumb

Matt Elam = Brandon Williams. Brandon Williams was a third round NT that walked on his hands and absolutely owned.

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