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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

What if every Representative gets to be the Speaker for a day and they get to wear a big white cowboy hat and everyone gets candy??

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_Desk

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

BlackIronHeart posted:

6.9 Scaramuccis.

Ni.ce

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Hirayuki posted:

Legal expert on MSNBC noted that that would open him up to questioning, that there is no such thing as partial pro se. :pray:

It's certainly one way to delay his trial. Just bludgeon him with questions until he gives up, which means it'll take two hours less than if he didn't testify, as he'll confess in seconds.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



withak posted:

What would his reign be in Scaramuccis?

This is suddenly making me realize that this circus has been going on for a long-rear end time.

There are grown adults who have never known the before times in their entire politics-aware life.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

It's A beautiful place in the sky





Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Da Mystery of Chessnussy

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


He looks like the lovely bully antagonist from every 80's teen movie.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009




You know how looking at an unmirrored picture of yourself, there's something indescribably off?

It's not supposed to happen with pictures of other people, but then we have Ron.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

The really breathtaking thing about Trump is, if I famously bankrupt an airline in the manner at the time was regarded as, seriously, what the gently caress, how did he screw this up so badly, I wouldn't comment on how airlines operate.

He, just, nothing registers and his supporters give no shits.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Is she younger than Trump?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

credburn posted:

Is she younger than Trump?

Before I answer, what's your criteria for rating corpses "younger" or "older" than someone who is still alive

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



credburn posted:

Is she younger than Trump?

She is thankfully older. by a single year if I'm reading this right

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Toxic Mental posted:

Before I answer, what's your criteria for rating corpses "younger" or "older" than someone who is still alive

Which do you think smells worse?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1744843664407626057?s=20

2 things republicans love

Child marriage
Child Labor

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Toxic Mental posted:

Before I answer, what's your criteria for rating corpses "younger" or "older" than someone who is still alive
Are either of them really alive though...?

Pretty sure donny has a phylactery hidden somewhere round maralago.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Aramis posted:

She is thankfully older. by a single year if I'm reading this right

Lol. Yeah. She was a year older than her son in law.

Wonder what Ted Cruz thought of that.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Escape From Noise posted:

Which do you think smells worse?


i needed this laugh

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Why would state attorneys meet with the executive branch? RIGGED AND STOLLEN!

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I want to see Gaetz or magic the gathering run for speaker

Do it

Dumbest, funniest result

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

2 things republicans love

Child marriage
Child Labor

girls = babies
boys = working

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



rotinaj posted:

I want to see Gaetz or magic the gathering run for speaker

Do it

Dumbest, funniest result

Only if I get to see Jim Jordan's face when it's announced.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

He used 2 of his 5 adjectives on this guy. Countdown to Trump denying having never known him.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

I know Trump has a long history of irrational and senseless use of quotes, so I should know better to ask this, but why the GODDAMN gently caress is he putting quotes around stupid when describing Epstein’s island. I know he uses the language unlike anyone else, but the only obvious interpretation is that he thinks pedo island was the brightest, genius, best brained idea ever.

Which he probably does… but he just tweeted it out?

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Right-wing "mainstream" sites are starting to come around on a targeted deal to bring back the Biden Child Tax Credits long-term, in exchange for extending several Trump tax breaks. No idea if that'll survive the kerfuffle of the right-wing revolt over the broader spending deal, but it'd be amazing if it happens.

https://nypost.com/2024/01/08/business/two-tax-breaks-could-be-introduced-before-tax-day/

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Get hosed



https://twitter.com/jaydenlspeed/status/1744887180374245707?s=20

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Brb buying stock in pizza restaurants near the Capitol.

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

dervival posted:

lmao isn't the guy in this RICO prosecution the owner of the yacht that was raided to bust Bannon back in 2020 for stealing all that 'we build the wall' money

I remember this only because it was Post Officers that ended up arresting him, which is a lol

zone
Dec 6, 2016


RIP Bozo

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Only TRUMP can get himself out of the blunders he's created!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!


it's astounding how eagerly these complete doucheguzzlers smear 'WOKE' on their ads to just conveniently let you know that none of their other claims are genuine or credible and they are safe to dismiss as terrible human beings

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
"I alone can fix it" - Trump looking at a mirror. Farts.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

No one could create as many consequences for their many criminally negligent and disruptive actions and face them like Trump!

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Escape From Noise posted:

Only TRUMP can get himself out of the blunders he's created!


And when he gets convicted and tossed in jail, are they going to say "we never knew who he was anyway"?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Dersh is committed to :justpost: through it still.






Whole lotta smoking guns laying around lately.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


David Duke-chovny

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
I found it... the Moking Gun!!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

He has chosen "post through it"

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Toxic Mental posted:

He has chosen "post through it"

I think he will probably keep making that choice for the foreseeable future.

Edit: Only taking short breaks to complain about Cancel Culture and celebrate the deaths of Palestinians.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

lol that Dersh is literally a living dril tweet but the chud narrative is still "Aaron Rodgers saw secret unreleased documents that prove Jimmy Kimmel was the ringleader" or some poo poo

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