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KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

Imagine writing a book and trying to then sell it to your base, who absolutely despises books and believes that there should only be one book (which they also haven't read)

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Toxic Mental posted:

He has chosen "post through it"
Weird that a lawyer doesn't know when he should shut the gently caress up.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

KinkyJohn posted:

Imagine writing a book and trying to then sell it to your base, who absolutely despises books and believes that there should only be one book (which they also haven't read)



Trump should make a picture book of the bible, ---starring him, ---our favorite jesus.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Trump should make a picture book of the bible, ---starring him, ---our favorite jesus.

Get some LLM Model action going, and you could have some self-published bullshit on Amazon before the Iowa Caucus.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


To be fair, being a racist birther was what got Trump into politics in the first place.

Or, to be more specific, him chucking a tantrum because the person he racistly called a Kenyan, laughed at him and made him feel foolish.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
What's the deal with the dril guy?

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

credburn posted:

What's the deal with the dril guy?

A useless answer:

”The New Yorker” posted:

Dril makes for an unlikely self-help guru. Though his character has been traced back to Something Awful, a humor forum popular in the two-thousands, he only took shape on Twitter, and has come to personify that roundly condemned but seemingly irreplaceable platform’s grandstanding, compulsive, solecism-prone, invincibly ignorant id.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

credburn posted:

What's the deal with the dril guy?

TOTALLY EXONERATED!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Preoptopus posted:

AI getting good but not there yet. I bet by 2028 election we will have to extensively verify everything.

Absolutely. And as there are AIs being developed to try to identify AI-generated images, it'll become an arms race as the generators and identifiers are trained against each other. In a few years there will be effectively perfect photos, videos and audio and you absolutely won't be able to trust anything you haven't seen with your own eyes. It'll be possible to produce completely convincing fakes of anybody doing or saying anything.

But I'm sure such power will only ever be used for good lol

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Jeff said I could be admin and here's the proof

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Toxic Mental posted:

Jeff said I could be admin and here's the proof

jeffery said i could be admin as well, he told me on 1/6, the most perfect day

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Don't want them kids going to school and learning stuff, they might not grow up and vote R.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Toxic Mental posted:

It's A beautiful place in the sky



I'm sure he wrote that himself, sincerely and with love and tears in his eyes.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Lauren Boebert’s Ex-Husband Arrested on Weapons and Assault Charges

The daily beast posted:

Jayson Boebert, the former husband of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), was arrested Tuesday on six charges, including prohibited use of weapons, third-degree assault, and obstructing a peace officer, according to records with the Garfield County jail.

The charges come three days after Jayson Boebert called the police on the congresswoman after a physical altercation between the two of them at a restaurant in her district, with Jayson Boebert claiming she had repeatedly hit him in the face, The Daily Beast reported Saturday.

It’s not immediately clear whether Jayson Boebert’s booking on Tuesday was connected to Saturday’s alleged events, or whether this was a separate incident.

Surprise plot twist.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Toxic Mental posted:

Jeff said I could be admin and here's the proof

Totally exonerated! THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Stoatbringer posted:

Don't want them kids going to school and learning stuff, they might not grow up and vote R.

This is why we'll suddenly see an increase of republican adoption of black children for reasons.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Uhhh how exactly does this work?



Affirmative action.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Toxic Mental posted:

:siren: Mod challenge time :siren:

Person who guesses closest without going over Trump's fine for his NYC civil trial with the RACIST IG Letitia James gets a gift cert.

People who is closest while going over gets a special one-of-a-kind handmade 6er image courtesy of me.

$200 million

okay someone said it already so uh

$201 million

Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Jan 10, 2024

Cyber Punk 90210
Jan 7, 2004

The War Has Changed
Posting on the Niiiiice page

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

The sex number page

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




:gizz:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

69: when you eat a trumplode, at the same time that you give a trumplode

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Toxic Mental posted:

:siren: Voting is now locked on the mod contest :siren:

I ousted him in my own personal J6. I claim complete and total immunity as I was doing this as part of my duty to the thread.

Whatever the CNN headline is

Here's the final list. Please laugh at the idiots who overlapped and will be getting probation once the final decision is reached. Good luck and please don't do an insurrection in SAD when you lose.


kazil $1Trillion
morningdrew $1.2billion dollareedoos
Stoatbringer $750 million
notwithoutmyanus 666 million
John Wick of Dogs 525 million 600 dollars
Vanadium Dame 523m
StrangersInTheNight $599 Million
jet sanchEz $425 million
SLICK GOKU BABY $421 million dollars
Pinche Rudo $420,069,000
Late Fees $420,000,666.69
Grey Cat 420million .69 cents
Random Stranger $420 million
mobby_6kl $420 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
Haruharuharuko $420 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
Asterite34 $400M
HKR $390,575,000
Shithouse Dave $382,500,000
Failed Imagineer $375,000,001
Pot Smoke Phoenix $375 million
Queen-Of-Hearts 375 million
Batterypowered7 $369,420,800.85
greazeball 369 million dollars
Synesthesian Fetish $359 million
emSparkly $350,000,001 million
Vire $350 million $359 million
funeral home DJ $350M
Ringo Star Get 329.5 million dollars
The Last Call 328 million
geeko55 $328 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
isaboo $326million
fondue $321 million
Vlaphor $320,000,006
Cat Hassler $320,000,005
Fabulousity $314,159,265.35
trilljester $305 million
PainterofCrap $303 Million
Hollismason $280 Million
loving Moron $280 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
RockWhisperer 279.69 mil
monkeytennis 275 million.
Dr.Smasher $269,420,000
Draven $255 million
MrMojok Two Hundred Twenty-Six Million
Sedgr $242 Million.
Fake James 238 Million
Flyinglemur $221 Million
Toxic Mental $220 million
dee eight $215 million
George H.W. oval office $215 Million - OVERLAP PROBATION
PKMN Trainer Red 201,821,131.60
Meatball $200 million dollars
Dementropy $177.6 million
Nelson Mandingo $175,000,000
Viruswithshoes $156 million
Fuller9x $150,000,001
Maximum Sexy Pigeon $148,800,000
Mistle $117, 380, 470.23
FuturePastNow $112 million
Mons Hubris $94 million
The Fuzzy Hulk 88 million.
LaserPrinter69 $80,085,000
theghostpt 77.7M
Armitage 75 million
Taeke 66.6 million
Bottom Liner $60m
South 52 milion
Philthy 20 million.
Shishkahuben $17,372,000
Sydney Bottocks $14.88 million
Aramis $12M
poisonpill Eight million dollars
Outrail $5.7 million
Celexi $4,690, 000.
ProfessorMarvel $2.3 million
BigBallChunkyTime $125,000
Lamech $58008
benitocereno $999
A Terrible Person $69
Yveltal 3 dollars
Silly Burrito $2
PuttyKnife $2 - OVERLAP PROBATION
Powershift $1
Professor Moriarty $1 - OVERLAP PROBATION
MattO 32billion Iraqi dinars
Serious_Cyclone $0
RVWinkle $0 - OVERLAP PROBATION
shazbot $0 - OVERLAP PROBATION

what the gently caress man we're not even close to a ruling and you're locking it

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Hollismason posted:

How did you miss my guess of 280. I was the first guess , lmao

Hollis you just made an enemy!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

this is the page where my frat bros and i suck each other off at the same time

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

what the gently caress man we're not even close to a ruling and you're locking it

I was annoyed by that as well.

I would put down a guess of 400 million if it's still open.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Charlz Guybon posted:

I was annoyed by that as well.

I would put down a guess of 400 million if it's still open.

“Sleepy” Charlz didn’t get his bet in on time, and now he wants his “friend” Jeffry to keep the count open “just for him”. RIGGED!!!

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

STOLLEN!! (ME!)

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Yeah but I’m lazy, have some sympathy here. I’ll add people if they stream in I guess but god drat this is already a volunteer position

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Affirmative action.

Ron supports affirmative action, pass it on.

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


Run supports affirmative action purple monkey dishwasher

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

STOLLEN AND RIGID

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Scam Likely posted:

STOLLEN AND RIGID

text me

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Alan Smithee posted:

what the gently caress man we're not even close to a ruling and you're locking it

I also wanted to make an entry, but I was going to sit back and quitly accept the fact that a mod has already made the decision to lock in the voting.

But now that a TRUE PATRIOT has dared to speak up again this ruling, I also feel compelled to raise my voice against this injustice.

I believe that in the the spirit of January 6th we should not accept that a process is running along its predefined path, if the result of that process is against our interest.

I demand that you STOP THE COUNT until each and every one of us patriots had the chance to step forward and express our grievances against that current body of government, whatever or whomever that is.

Also, I think Trump will have to pay 123,456,789 dollars

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Posting on the sex number page.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Onkel Hedwig posted:

I also wanted to make an entry, but I was going to sit back and quitly accept the fact that a mod has already made the decision to lock in the voting.

But now that a TRUE PATRIOT has dared to speak up again this ruling, I also feel compelled to raise my voice against this injustice.

I believe that in the the spirit of January 6th we should not accept that a process is running along its predefined path, if the result of that process is against our interest.

I demand that you STOP THE COUNT until each and every one of us patriots had the chance to step forward and express our grievances against that current body of government, whatever or whomever that is.

Also, I think Trump will have to pay 123,456,789 dollars
me with the Reply button

Nocheez posted:

Posting on the sex number page.

hehehehehehehehehehehe

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

quote:

Armitage 75 million
Taeke 66.6 million

wtf how did no one say 69 million

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

$420,696,969

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

bad_fmr posted:

$420,696,969

Hello, Mr. Musk.

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