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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The Grimace posted:

Hmm, guess it's time to fail 15 more ballots to vote another Speaker of the House into power. Maybe they'll choose Alex Jones or Ted Nugent this time?

Vanilla Ice

Snipe!

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Raku posted:

literally only trump can be speaker

Trump becomes speaker
He impeaches Biden and Harris
Trump becomes president

:chaostrump:

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Chief McHeath posted:

Hunter Biden is on Capitol Hill right now and there’s a huge gravitational anomaly because of his mega hog!

Hognomaly

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jesus Christ, Ron!

Where are the bodies hidden?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The Hill is getting lit! Raskin and Mace are shouting at each other, Mace is shouting at Hunter, and I gotta go to work god damnit!

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Escape From Noise posted:

Vanilla Ice

Snipe!


yup, yup

I guess being Speaker would still be a step up from being in "That's My Boy" and "Cool as Ice"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

:siren:Hunter is at the Capitol:siren:
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1745100884176994733

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

lol! 100% guaranteed to contain nuts.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hope they impeach that Hunter!

- CHUD

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Didn't they do this storyline already with Stank and Chode?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Kyle. We get it. You like murdering people.

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose

Trained all day and his gear is still spotless - this man child is good!

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

BigglesSWE posted:

I remember these forums were turning themselves silly worrying about the “competent fascist” DeSantis would be, effectively turning into the “Trump minus the baggage” for the GOP.

LoL, lmao even, boy did we whiff that one.

The entire self immolation of Ron DeSantis will be studied by political science students in years to come or he'll be a bullet point on "the list of people Trump had killed on day one of his second term" in the history textbooks. Just an amazing amount of hype from the right and concern on the left for this guy because he was basically making hate crimes legal and then it turned out he's super awkward and unable to handle pressure or even uncomfortable questions. Staffs his campaign with extremely online weirdos who think the entire point in life is to own the libs without understanding the guy they are working for needs to win over Trump voters who are divorced from reality and don't even care about Ron's policies of making hate crimes legal. In a sane world the 90 or so indictments against Trump would cause his supporters to flee to other candidates, but it's a cult, so Ron just makes the Homelander face and gets owned by GAVIN NEWSOME of all people on national TV. Even his fundraising strategy was so stupid that his campaign probably won't survive after Super Tuesday because he thought you could just have the dark money from the Super PAC do everything only to have the guy running the PAC to exit scam a month before the first primary. It's an abject lesson in playing yourself that has probably ruined his wife's chances at being the next governor of their incredibly cursed state due to her involvement in a number of these decisions.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Training in the dark, alone, with all his friends just out of frame.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

....and just what are you training for, murderer?

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Sedgr posted:

Training in the dark, alone, with all his friends just out of frame.

It was a long day, he needed an entire package of fruit snacks to have the energy to take this picture.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Playing the hits!

tek79
Jun 16, 2008



At the Meal Team 6 Command Center:

"I've been training all day."

"For what?"

"Putting my gear on. Exhausted. The helmet is next, I guess."

Seriously though, how cool is it that we're making psycho spree shooters the heroes now and giving them armor? Yay America!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

L M A O Marge started talking and Hunter up and walked out holy poo poo pisssss

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I'm tired of the insinuation that America isn't great right now. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LEAVE

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol this Hunter hearing is not going great
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1745105170873155895

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog



This guy is gonna keep killing people until he gets convicted.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

This guy is gonna keep killing people until he gets himself killed

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Lol. A Hunter hearing. Everything is so loving stupid.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

redshirt posted:

I wonder if they have an iota of a plan of what happens next if they can the Johnson?

They never have a plan. They are reactive and jumpy, not schemers.

Which makes it insanely ironic that they started a cult with "trust the plan"

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Trump becomes speaker
He impeaches Biden and Harris for insurrection
Trump becomes president

:chaostrump:

Just got to fix that one part to fit the Republican model

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Republican personalities gonna keep one-upping each other with violence and hate for that sweet conservative cul-de-sac cred. They're white rappers.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The HFC only want to shut the government down, crashing the economy to boost Trump.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

was it training to look like a lesbian

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Maybe Marge just wants to see Hunter hang dong IRL.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1745106616435790125

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

kyle's pants are still freshly ironed - look at that seam. boy didn't train for poo poo today.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Chief McHeath posted:

L M A O Marge started talking and Hunter up and walked out holy poo poo pisssss
MSNBC cut away entirely at that point, too. :lol:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Uh. Good job babbling about a dead terrorist I guess.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

OOo Marge is gonna have some Tweets over this.

In fact, one can predict the entire day's content of the Right Wing-o-Sphere right now.

All Hunter, All Day.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol Speaker Johnson is toast

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Total Party Kill posted:

kyle's pants are still freshly ironed - look at that seam. boy didn't train for poo poo today.

Watching power points all day is absolutely military training.

We should be thanking him for his service

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
“WE NEED TO HAVE HUNTER BIDEN ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS!”

“I’m here to answer these questions.”

“NOT LIKE THAT!”

Just an absolute clown show from top to bottom. It’s also proving that yeah, they fully do intend on cherry-picking and misrepresenting what would be said behind closed doors to sell some bullshit narrative for Trump and conservative media to point at and scream at.

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Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003

kazil posted:

lol Speaker Johnson is toast


Will we finally get to Speaker Gymnasium Jordan?

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