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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I'm looking for an apple, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 slices) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute).

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Ride or die for Granny Smith, Honeycrisp and Fuji. There’s a few rando Swedish cultivars that are decent as well. Those are my Apple opinions (fruit), stay tuned for next post for Apple opinions (company).

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

burexas.irom posted:

Okay time to settle this once and for all right here in the most appropriate place.
I've seen people press that button a million times and it never made the door close faster. It seems to me like the door closes a set amount of time after opening ot the last triggering of the sensor, and the button does nothing. Or maybe they are just decorative in Europe or someting?

In my old hospital the button was enabled on the staff elevators and disabled on the visitor elevators.

It’s just however the building manager wants it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
"Oh boy 56 new posts since I last opened the meme thread. Let me see what crop of funny images & text awaits me…"

(Discourse on apples, elevator and crosswalk buttons)

:mad:

(Presses < on top left of screen)

"Why isn't this button working?!?" :negative:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I was just on a cruise and the close elevator button worked but only once we hit international water which I thought was kinda weird.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

teen witch posted:

Ride or die for Granny Smith, Honeycrisp and Fuji. There’s a few rando Swedish cultivars that are decent as well. Those are my Apple opinions (fruit), stay tuned for next post for Apple opinions (company).



Was Ezra trying to kidnap Dafoe as well?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Goon faceblindness claims another one.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Captain Splendid posted:

Goon faceblindness claims another one.

Ahh Barry Koeghan, you can't blame me for that one, come on

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011





















MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

kdrudy posted:

Ahh Barry Koeghan, you can't blame me for that one, come on

Yeah it’s close enough I’d say it’s a pass

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's pronounced Kee-wun.

ESDK
Oct 10, 2007

Know your memes, people:

3 people mistakenly eat laundry detergent in Taiwan election giveaway gone awry

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

“Mistakenly”

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

I once rode an elevator whose door didn't close until you pushed the button

mystes
May 31, 2006

Lib and let die posted:

I once rode an elevator whose door didn't close until you pushed the button
I think freight elevators often work that way?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

mystes posted:

I think freight elevators often work that way?

Nope, regular-rear end hotel elevator

mystes
May 31, 2006

Was it in the US and do you know if it always worked like that? It theoretically could probably also have been switched to that mode because hotel staff were using it and they accidentally forgot to change it back

But maybe they permanently left it that way for whatever reason

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

All elevators can be switched like that to facilitate construction crews

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Elevators only act like that when they're in distress :mad:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I also remain open until someone pushes my buttons

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

posting memes is a meme, not posting memes is a meme, but not posting memes is a lovely meme so please post more of the meme where you post memes instead of the meme where you don't post memes











Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Where do sticky notes fit in that alignment chart

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Speedboat Jones posted:

Where do sticky notes fit in that alignment chart

Same as scrap paper I reckon

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

If you're using them to mark specific pages for research or whatever, neutral good. If you're just putting a loose sticky note in the book as a bookmark, then it's chaotic good.



context, in case you've somehow missed it

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Osmosisch posted:

Elstar supremacy. No other apple comes close.

https://www.orangepippin.com/varieties/apples/elstar

:yeah:

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING







(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

mystes
May 31, 2006

voiceless anal fricative posted:

If you're using them to mark specific pages for research or whatever, neutral good. If you're just putting a loose sticky note in the book as a bookmark, then it's chaotic good.



context, in case you've somehow missed it
I think I saw some youtube short or something yesterday that must have been a joke on this that made no sense to me at the time because I wasn't aware of the story, but I can't find it out.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




People now trying to poison members of the opposing party, poo poo getting real in Taiwan

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Get some ERA blocks and wear them like a sandwich board. If someone runs you over you explode directly into their face.

If the car is fast enough this happens anyway

Sao
Sep 29, 2008
Re: elevator chat

modern elevators have a door close button that is wired in and works for both fire service or independent operation modes (think when you are moving into a new apartment building - you can control the elevator from inside but it won’t respond to hall button calls).

Source: I am an elevator constructor. I don’t know anything about pedestrian crossings though

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Well then get on it , chop chop

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
What is pedestrian crossing, if not a manual horizontal elevator?

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Sao posted:

Re: elevator chat

modern elevators have a door close button that is wired in and works for both fire service or independent operation modes (think when you are moving into a new apartment building - you can control the elevator from inside but it won’t respond to hall button calls).

Source: I am an elevator constructor. I don’t know anything about pedestrian crossings though

And yet, when in both automatic operation or Phase II service, ASME A17.1 requires the button to work. It's a standard check in the category 1 test.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Riding a Kalamazoo across the zebra crossing

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Re Apple chat: Apples are bad, and massively overrated.

They're basically just Unix with a coat of white paint.

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Hyperlynx posted:

Re Apple chat: Apples are bad, and massively overrated.

They're basically just Unix with a coat of white paint.

These are the words of somebody who's only ever eaten Red Delicious.

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