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inchworm posted:what, u know em all? no the opposite we have just started to list them
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Jan 10, 2024 18:06
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SKULL.GIF posted:Still digging through posts from February 2022. I'm trying to find something specific about the description of the shot-down UFO but having no luck so far. I am positive one of the objects shot down was described as having something hanging from it. So definitely could be we jellied a jelly
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Jan 10, 2024 18:07
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:i'll give you a simpler explanation: cloak broke seems to happen a lot, pretty lovely space magic imo
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Jan 10, 2024 18:10
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thunderspanks posted:seems to happen a lot, pretty lovely space magic imo yeah it "seems" to happen a lot because you don't notice when it works fine, just like how every piece of technology in your life works flawlessly 95% of the time but it seems like it's always breaking because of the 5% it doesn't
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Jan 10, 2024 18:11
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D-Pad posted:I am positive one of the objects shot down was described as having something hanging from it. So definitely could be we jellied a jelly Yes, that's actually exactly the post that I'm trying to find from February 2023 SKULL.GIF has issued a correction as of 00:00 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jan 10, 2024 18:11
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I love prime numbers, my birthday and hour/minute of birth are all prime numbers
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Jan 10, 2024 18:12
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Oh hey Corbell popping up again while I'm looking further into this.:Tekne posted:while my kneejerk response is to roll my eyes whenever i see his name, corbell does seem to be talking to rogan about the same kind of trash birds they just shot down https://twitter.com/JeremyCorbell/status/1625011061199101952
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Jan 10, 2024 18:15
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:yeah it "seems" to happen a lot because you don't notice when it works fine, just like how every piece of technology in your life works flawlessly 95% of the time but it seems like it's always breaking because of the 5% it doesn't Yeah but my toaster isn't the veil between planes of existence. Hope someone in their QA department got fired for that blunder
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Jan 10, 2024 18:17
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my televisions work more than 95% of the time
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Jan 10, 2024 18:18
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thunderspanks posted:Why would shadow monsters or space jellyfish reveal themselves in highly public areas only to do.. nothing? Just kinda show up for a bit then wander away? Just like the alien equivalent of lovely teenagers who hop into the animal enclosure for a laugh and every decade or two one gets owned by the local population. Maybe humanity is the harambe of the stars air quality monitoring? in the videos i watched they have a bunch of drones orbiting them and then the drones seem to go back into the jellyfish and then the jellyfish goes away or maybe they're doing google maps type stuff using a sensor array
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Jan 10, 2024 18:20
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without knowing what dimensions they are primarily operating in it’s impossible to know really
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Jan 10, 2024 18:24
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I don't know if anything came of this, but interesting:pancake rabbit posted:https://twitter.com/EclecticHero/status/1624584741398650880?t=CCDKIKIt4Twcfu16ahmvEQ&s=19 Pilots describing sensor interference (cloaking? jamming?): I'm going crazy, I can't find the original post where the pilots mentioned stuff hanging below the UFO/octagon. This is the earliest mention of it I can find in this thread but I can't find the original.: BoldFace posted:So, it was shaped like an octagon and had strings attached to it but no discernible payload? Sounds like it was carrying something that was dropped before it was shot down.
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Jan 10, 2024 18:28
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have we considered that these aliens have simply smelled a pie and are floating towards it contentedly?
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Jan 10, 2024 18:28
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euphronius posted:without knowing what dimensions they are primarily operating in it’s impossible to know really I could know it easily
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Jan 10, 2024 18:28
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OK I finally found the original sourcing of the "strings hanging below it but with no discernible payload". Somewhere around the :40 to 1:00 mark: https://twitter.com/MikeColangelo/status/1625140043563122691 Basically nowhere else mentions the dangling strings. No news articles, no Twitter posts aside from this one, just stuff obliquely referencing or reacting to this description. No followup on this.
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Jan 10, 2024 18:31
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SKULL.GIF posted:Basically nowhere else mentions the dangling strings. No news articles, no Twitter posts aside from this one, just stuff obliquely referencing or reacting to this description. No followup on this. This article mentions them: https://news.sky.com/story/us-jet-s...rcraft-12809826 Sky News posted:A senior US official, speaking anonymously, described the latest object as having "an octagonal structure with strings hanging off but no discernible payload".
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Jan 10, 2024 18:33
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brb, making a mangosteen pie
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Jan 10, 2024 18:34
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So I'm gonna say one of the objects the USA shot down 11 months ago had a reasonable possibility of being a jellyfish UFO. 
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Jan 10, 2024 18:34
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Turritopsis dohrnii is a biologically immortal jellyfish. Lets just say if you live long enough you figure some stuff out.
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Jan 10, 2024 18:49
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Tighclops posted:I will prepare to roast a marshmellon Go climb a rock.
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Jan 10, 2024 18:57
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The Saucer Hovers posted:Turritopsis dohrnii is a biologically immortal jellyfish. Lets just say if you live long enough you figure some stuff out. in between this and how little we know about the ocean or deeper and that there's nematodes that live pretty deep in the earth (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halicephalobus_mephisto) and the Vela larp, it would be cool as hell if there's a whole other world right underneath us, churning with deep water and molten rock, and very uncool if humanity at large decides to nuke it when they find out
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Jan 10, 2024 18:58
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thunderspanks posted:Why would shadow monsters or space jellyfish reveal themselves in highly public areas only to do.. nothing? Just kinda show up for a bit then wander away? Just like the alien equivalent of lovely teenagers who hop into the animal enclosure for a laugh and every decade or two one gets owned by the local population. Maybe humanity is the harambe of the stars endocriminologist posted:*flies around in my gay little ufo in a way that makes u irritated*
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Jan 10, 2024 19:13
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thunderspanks posted:Why would shadow monsters or space jellyfish reveal themselves in highly public areas only to do.. nothing? Just kinda show up for a bit then wander away? this is exactly what birds probably say to each other about birdwatchers, gorillas about zoologists, bugs about entomologists, etc
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Jan 10, 2024 19:19
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maybe we aren't the ones they're trying to hide from
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Jan 10, 2024 19:24
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Fitzy Fitz posted:maybe we aren't the ones they're trying to hide from Dun dun DUUUUUN
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Jan 10, 2024 19:28
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Fitzy Fitz posted:maybe we aren't the ones they're trying to hide from whoa
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Jan 10, 2024 19:28
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If a thing can only be seen in infrared, how would that look to us in the visible spectrum when it stands in front of other things?
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Jan 10, 2024 19:30
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Polo-Rican posted:this is exactly what birds probably say to each other about birdwatchers, gorillas about zoologists, bugs about entomologists, etc Sure but these creatures have no ability for rational thought and our existence is effectively meaningless to them. Granted, gorillas are slightly higher on the scale but none of them are going around making viral videos of hairless ape monsters casually sauntering through the gorilla shopping mall while everyone runs away and a thousand gorilla cops point gorilla guns at them. And the gorillas aren't making movies about it afterwards. All I'm trying to say is if they're trying to be covert, they've failed spectacularly for the last century. Fitzy Fitz posted:maybe we aren't the ones they're trying to hide from
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Jan 10, 2024 19:35
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The Demilich posted:If a thing can only be seen in infrared, how would that look to us in the visible spectrum when it stands in front of other things? Black I guess
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Jan 10, 2024 19:37
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my other theory is that all uap are cursors
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Jan 10, 2024 19:39
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Brain Curry posted:have we considered that these aliens have simply smelled a pie and are floating towards it contentedly? The sheer power of a freshly-baked loaf of bread.
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Jan 10, 2024 19:44
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The Demilich posted:If a thing can only be seen in infrared, how would that look to us in the visible spectrum when it stands in front of other things? em radiation is caused by vibration or movement of physical matter (molecules, atoms, plasmas, etc). consider a flame. it emits infrared radiation and visible light radiation. if it only emitted infrared, you'd be able to feel the heat and see how that heat affects nearby air, the fuel source, and disturbed dust/ash, but the flame itself would be invisible. i think it would occlude anything on the far side of it because light from those objects would be partially passing through the invisible flame. air is another good one to consider. you don't see it, but it can refract or obscure light passing through. i suppose a black hole is also a pretty good example for an opaque object as it doesn't emit any em radiation directly and just appears as a black hole
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Jan 10, 2024 19:47
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:my other theory is that all uap are cursors Cursor or the visible edge of a 5th dimensional object have been frustratingly attractive alternate explanations for me
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Jan 10, 2024 19:48
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thunderspanks posted:Why would shadow monsters or space jellyfish reveal themselves in highly public areas only to do.. nothing? In the context of the Corbell jellyfish video, it was floating through a military base and impacting sensor equipment, so I wouldn't say (at least in this case) that it was just floating thru and doing nothing. My guess based on my years of experience eating taco bell is that it was either doing reconnaissance or tinkering with nukes as they are known to do.
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Jan 10, 2024 19:48
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its not like cephalopods are known utilizers of natures best active camouflage
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Jan 10, 2024 19:49
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oh duh, glass!
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Jan 10, 2024 19:49
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:my other theory is that all uap are cursors It's this imo. Bad GUI design but whatever
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Jan 10, 2024 19:50
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:my other theory is that all uap are cursors we'll just need to make a comet cursor spyware plugin and then we'll have them against the wall!
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Jan 10, 2024 19:51
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tough living way down/in there all the pressures and heats and darknesses eventually some squid one weird tricked itself into plasmatic field manipulation and the rest was squiddy history
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Jan 10, 2024 19:52
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In 1998 my cursor was a little pixel sword like this
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Jan 10, 2024 19:53
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