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No. 6 posted:That's Dutch chef I find it alarming how much of the Dutch language is basically English if spoken by an intoxicated Scooby Doo style mascot. The Germans at work start speaking German and I have no loving clue what they’re saying (and one of my grandmothers spoke German around the house), but I see a Dutch news segment online and it takes me a while to realize it isn’t just one of those clips, like “Drunk Anchorwoman Tries To Interview Man About Snails ”
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mysterious frankie posted:I find it alarming how much of the Dutch language is basically English if spoken by an intoxicated Scooby Doo style mascot. The Germans at work start speaking German and I have no loving clue what they’re saying (and one of my grandmothers spoke German around the house), but I see a Dutch news segment online and it takes me a while to realize it isn’t just one of those clips, like “Drunk Anchorwoman Tries To Interview Man About Snails ” Listening to dutch has been described as what it must be like to have had a stroke and have receptive aphasia.
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Bum the Sad posted:Listening to dutch has been described as what it must be like to have had a stroke and have receptive aphasia. I remember a GBS 1.0 thread where the OP asked what English sounded like to people who didn't grow up speaking English, and the consensus was either that Prisencolinensinainciusol song, or, Dutch
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One of the funniest things I have experienced in my life to this day, was watching a 24 hour marathon showing of Jersey Shore dubbed into Dutch, while baked out of my mind in Amsterdam about 15 years ago. Holy poo poo what a day that was.
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Biplane posted:One of the funniest things I have experienced in my life to this day, was watching a 24 hour marathon showing of Jersey Shore dubbed into Dutch, while baked out of my mind in Amsterdam about 15 years ago. Holy poo poo what a day that was. Do any other English speakers feel like they are really close to understanding Dutch while stoned? This must be a common phenomenon because of Amsterdam’s unique legal status for such a long time. I keep thinking I’m so close to cracking the code. Maybe if I just smoke one more J. Maybe these kindly beautiful people with their silly made up language are counting on me to get high enough to figure this out. They’re counting on me to restore communication with the outside world. Like some kind of THC based Rosetta Stone.
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Bum the Sad posted:Listening to dutch has been described as what it must be like to have had a stroke and have receptive aphasia.
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A Dutch is just an Englishman with a furball stuck in their throat.
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mysterious frankie posted:I find it alarming how much of the Dutch language is basically English if spoken by an intoxicated Scooby Doo style mascot. The Germans at work start speaking German and I have no loving clue what they’re saying (and one of my grandmothers spoke German around the house), but I see a Dutch news segment online and it takes me a while to realize it isn’t just one of those clips, like “Drunk Anchorwoman Tries To Interview Man About Snails ” 
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space uncle posted:Do any other English speakers feel like they are really close to understanding Dutch while stoned? This must be a common phenomenon because of Amsterdam’s unique legal status for such a long time. They literally speak English to you. You'd catch on to that fact if you weren't so high.
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Biplane posted:One of the funniest things I have experienced in my life to this day, was watching a 24 hour marathon showing of Jersey Shore dubbed into Dutch, while baked out of my mind in Amsterdam about 15 years ago. Holy poo poo what a day that was. You were so stoned you didn't realize you were not even watching Jersey Shore. Shows for teenagers and adults don't get dubbed here. There was a reality show about young folks from The Hague clearly inspired by Jersey Shore. Maybe you watched that?
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Mierenneuker posted:You were so stoned you didn't realize you were not even watching Jersey Shore. Shows for teenagers and adults don't get dubbed here. Could be, this was 15 years ago and as you say I was very stoned 
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Jan 10, 2024 18:12
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blakwitebal? Black white ball? seriously Dutch?
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Cyrano4747 posted:blakwitebal? Black white ball? No, not really.
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Biplane posted:Could be, this was 15 years ago and as you say I was very stoned Or you were watching Geordi Shore and mistook their patois for Dutch.
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Cyrano4747 posted:blakwitebal? Black white ball? lol it's so obviously fake. You think that place Peter Pan takes people is real and has an actual language that's on Google translate?
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voiceless anal fricative posted:lol it's so obviously fake. You think that place Peter Pan takes people is real and has an actual language that's on Google translate? het is zo duidelijk nep. Denk je dat de plaats waar Peter Pan mensen naartoe brengt echt is en een echte taal heeft die op Google Translate staat?
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voiceless anal fricative posted:lol it's so obviously fake. You think that place Peter Pan takes people is real and has an actual language that's on Google translate? Actually, yeah, I think it is. Seemed a bit on the nose so I hit up google translate myself.  Guessing the OP of that tweaked the translate somehow. Voetbal is a lot more like what I would have expected.
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geef me een klap papa is totally correct, though. dutch is a land of contrasts
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Cyrano4747 posted:Actually, yeah, I think it is. Seemed a bit on the nose so I hit up google translate myself. I can't believe famed Goon and
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Is it me or has the bookmarking hosed up in this forum? I come back to posts waaaay above the last one I read.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Or you were watching Geordi Shore and mistook their patois for Dutch. Lol, again, could be it would be hard to overstate just how hosed up I was that day. Earlier in the day my friend and I were sitting on our rooms balcony watching cows, every time I would turn away and look back at the cows they would be somewhere different. For sober people this is called "movement" and most creatures do it, but I was so high it seemed to me like the cows were just teleporting short distances because I never actually saw them move. Being high I was too scared to share this idiotic theory with my friend so instead I sat for an hour getting increasingly anxious while staring intently at a herd of cows. Good times.
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The dutch word for glove is something like "hand shoe." Ok, that kinda makes sense, but the dutch word for sock is "foot hand shoe."
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The English word for sock is 'sock' which means "to punch someone with your fist"
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deoju posted:The dutch word for glove is something like "hand shoe." Ok, that kinda makes sense, but the dutch word for sock is "foot hand shoe." Half the things people in this thread are saying about Dutch are true, and the other half is completely made up 
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The candidates wrestle over the voetbal, and whoever gets it into their goal first becomes President.
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Inceltown posted:Who's a good boy? Wie is een goede jongen?*
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deoju posted:The dutch word for glove is something like "hand shoe." Ok, that kinda makes sense, but the dutch word for sock is "foot hand shoe." one of my best dudes at my company is dutch and we have a ton of fun with how its like i can pretty much get the gist when im drunk but that he still sounds like a space alien
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I have never heard of this foot hand shoe thing and assumed it was a joke, sock in Dutch is just 'sok' or maybe 'kous'. However, I will preemptively state that I am fully prepared to be immediately owned by some goon from an obscure part of the Netherlands bursting in to declare that they do, in fact, call it 'sokhandschoen' or something
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https://i.imgur.com/VMWChM0.mp4 IT guy be like: WE SHOWED YOU ALL THIS poo poo IN A MEETING LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO!
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my family told me we have dutch heritage so that explains why i am compelled to wear socks on my hands even when its inappropriate.
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My friend who speaks dutch told me that foot hand shoe thing. Maybe it's wrong. 
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/VMWChM0.mp4 Cooler by the Lake.
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Leon Sumbitches posted:geef me een klap papa is totally correct, though. It is a possible translation, although it is closer to "punch me (in the face) daddy". You would probably mention "billekoek*" instead to keep it sexy in the bedroom. *buttockscake, with the original thought/meaning being that you'd have gotten a regular cookie if you had been nice Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 20:35 on Jan 10, 2024 |
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deoju posted:My friend who speaks dutch told me that foot hand shoe thing. Looks like he tricked you, or as they say, “puülleyed een praånken”.
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Nenonen posted:The English word for sock is 'sock' which means "to punch someone with your fist" Starting to think they didn't acquire their empire peacefully
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