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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Not really a pet peeve per se, but I just saw someone finish their opinion with "and this is the hill I live on"

Like wtf are you a Peppa Pig character, that's not what the phrase is

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


"And this is the hill I run up to" -Kate Bush

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Oct 30, 2009

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Come hill or high water

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
The most frustrating thing about making videos is I do my best to make interesting insightful commentaries about stuff I care about and get maybe a couple hundred views a day and a thousand subscribers, then some idiot harrasses some strangers in a mall and makes millions.
Obviously I'm not letting it discourage me, but it can sometimes feel like I'm shouting into the void.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Real talk: you are

And sometimes the void listens. That’s the artist way

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Brawnfire posted:

Not really a pet peeve per se, but I just saw someone finish their opinion with "and this is the hill I live on"

Like wtf are you a Peppa Pig character, that's not what the phrase is

it's not like they only climbed up that hill in order to die on it, they LIVE on that hill full time

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


BioEnchanted posted:

The most frustrating thing about making videos is I do my best to make interesting insightful commentaries about stuff I care about and get maybe a couple hundred views a day and a thousand subscribers, then some idiot harrasses some strangers in a mall and makes millions.
Obviously I'm not letting it discourage me, but it can sometimes feel like I'm shouting into the void.

https://youtu.be/cB35Tfebxio?si=yIYB-DQh4ly2dDjF

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer

BioEnchanted posted:

The most frustrating thing about making videos is I do my best to make interesting insightful commentaries about stuff I care about and get maybe a couple hundred views a day and a thousand subscribers, then some idiot harrasses some strangers in a mall and makes millions.
Obviously I'm not letting it discourage me, but it can sometimes feel like I'm shouting into the void.

CelticPredator posted:

Real talk: you are

And sometimes the void listens. That’s the artist way

In the words of Leonard Cohen:

quote:

This is the only poem
I can read
I am the only one
who can write it
I didn't kill myself
when things went wrong
I didn't turn
to drugs or teaching
I tried to sleep
but when I couldn't sleep
I learned to write
I learned to write
what might be read
on nights like this
by one like me

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

UX designers going: hey how could we be as annoying as possible?

At some point my phone got a messages/sms app update, and now it launches an animated popup going 'Save this number as a contact????' at the top of every conversation with a non-contact number, where I haven't already dismissed it.
If I do not manually dismiss it, it will pop up again every time I open that chat until it does.

No, app, I do not want to add this person who sent me 1 message a week ago to my contacts.
I'd understand it if it came up on numbers you've messaged a bit, or are in regular contact with, but the fact that it fires off on every single delivery/electrician/worker/rando is incredibly obnoxious.

I do not understand why 'nag, pester, and annoy the user as much as possible' is the default state of ux design nowadays.
At the very loving least add in a counter where it doesn't pop up until I've had 5+ messages with the contact or something.
Or take the loving hint that if I don't interact with it, stop doing it. If I want to save a contact I'll do so! Christ.

(I swear it seems like they have internal metrics about how much users engage with different UX elements, and they have insanely loving skewed views about gaming said interactions instead of making stuff good.)

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

When did so many people start saying "em" instead of "um", it's so much worse.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The British say "erm"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Erm, cheque please

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Nature documentaries where they have a narrative voiceover about the animal instead of just letting us look the goddamn monkeys in peace. Don't give them names and try to add drama; tell me interesting facts or shut the gently caress up. :argh:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

FreudianSlippers posted:

The British say "erm"
That'd be better than the "ehmmm" I keep hearing.

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

Brawnfire posted:

Not really a pet peeve per se, but I just saw someone finish their opinion with "and this is the hill I live on"

Like wtf are you a Peppa Pig character, that's not what the phrase is

The only thing worse would be "the hill I unalive on"

Like you can even say die/killed on TikTok, that app is the most cargo-culty social media I've ever seen. It's the worst because people on other sites start using "corn" instead of "porn" and saying "unalive" now

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

PancakeTransmission posted:

The only thing worse would be "the hill I unalive on"

Like you can even say die/killed on TikTok, that app is the most cargo-culty social media I've ever seen. It's the worst because people on other sites start using "corn" instead of "porn" and saying "unalive" now

What we've moved on from pr0n?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

PancakeTransmission posted:

The only thing worse would be "the hill I unalive on"

Like you can even say die/killed on TikTok, that app is the most cargo-culty social media I've ever seen. It's the worst because people on other sites start using "corn" instead of "porn" and saying "unalive" now

The explanation I heard was that the algorithm lowers visibility on videos that mention controversial topics. Not saying it isn't a cargo cult but most people who are into tiktok don't believe that the words are banned, just disincentivized if you want to be An Influencer

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

From what I can tell, social media companies like to keep their algorithms mysterious, so people do a lot of guessing as to how they work. I see it with online selling platforms a lot. People spend away more time and energy trying to figure out how to game the system instead of just making their products affordable and attractive to buyers. It leads to all sorts of nonsense/superstitious ideas.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
If I see censored words, I'm closing the window and not engaging. Take that, algorithms!

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


FFT posted:

When did so many people start saying "em" instead of "um", it's so much worse.

FreudianSlippers posted:

The British say "erm"

Brawnfire posted:

Erm, cheque please

We should all be more like Moose from the Archie comics and just say "duh"

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


I was watching a youtube video a few weeks ago, and the narrator censored the word "depression".
That struck me as a little bizarre.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Watching a YouTube documentary about suicide but every few words are just silenced out. Can't say death, suicide, kill, etc. It's like recording a rap album called gently caress poo poo gently caress poo poo and releasing the censored version.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

credburn posted:

It's like recording a rap album called gently caress poo poo gently caress poo poo and releasing the censored version.

Have you ever heard the radio edit of Get Low?

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
The silliest cold weather peeve: When I'm wearing a long-sleeved shirt/sweater under a jacket or something, and the sleeves are uneven. Meaning more of the shirt sleeve can be seen poking out of the jacket sleeve on the left than on the right, or maybe one side can't be seen at all and the other has like two whole inches just hanging out on my wrist for all to see.

I don't know why this bothers me, or why I spend so much time trying to carefully put my jackets on so it's all perfect and even, but it does and I'm frustrated with myself.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

This is valid and correct and I refuse to interrogate why it bugs me so much too.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yeah, I purposely grip my cuffs when I put on a coat to avoid that. It's an abominable sensation when it happens.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Tiggum posted:

Nature documentaries where they have a narrative voiceover about the animal instead of just letting us look the goddamn monkeys in peace. Don't give them names and try to add drama; tell me interesting facts or shut the gently caress up. :argh:

My nature doc pet peeve is when it looks like it's about an animal but it's actually about some guy. Like it's called "Silky Sharks of the Azores" but the first bit of narration is "Tom Blatchely is an adventure, a dancer, a fencer, and is perhaps considered by some to be a world expert on the shark. Today, he has decided on a mission."

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008
Yes, and especially when it's about the people making the documentary. No one cares that you had trouble finding your hotel! Show some animals! gently caress!

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

What bothers me about it isn't the unevenness, it's the fact that it means that the inner sleeve is bunched up somewhere in the outer one. This creates a warm spot and might even make me sweat in that specific location, then I take the jacket off and I have a little wet spot and it's the loving worst.

Also sweat in general is a peeve for me. I have a huge head that leads to thermoregulation problems so I almost always under-dress for the weather (I say I like the cold more but I'm not sure I would without the thermoregulation problems) but I'd rather freeze to death than be inappropriately sweaty. Unfortunately I live in Florida for now so my life is just a whole-rear end shitshow about it, and I always run right up against dress code at work trying not to look sweaty in the summers. Ugh, hate it.

imperiusdamian
Dec 8, 2021

poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:

What bothers me about it isn't the unevenness, it's the fact that it means that the inner sleeve is bunched up somewhere in the outer one. This creates a warm spot and might even make me sweat in that specific location, then I take the jacket off and I have a little wet spot and it's the loving worst.

Also sweat in general is a peeve for me. I have a huge head that leads to thermoregulation problems so I almost always under-dress for the weather (I say I like the cold more but I'm not sure I would without the thermoregulation problems) but I'd rather freeze to death than be inappropriately sweaty. Unfortunately I live in Florida for now so my life is just a whole-rear end shitshow about it, and I always run right up against dress code at work trying not to look sweaty in the summers. Ugh, hate it.

I'm the complete opposite. I run up against dress code trying to not freeze to death even when it's 85 outside. Which corporate moron decided that the dress code for every single food or retail place HAD to be a single thin short sleeved shirt which does NOTHING to protect the wearer against weather?

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
People who talk way too much, such as my boss. Every single 'conversation' he has with anyone, is just him talking at them, and then interrupting them as they try to get a word in. I just don't understand how you can get through life without understanding that just monologuing at people is not the way conversation is meant to work.

He's also a huge bullshitter and constantly regales us with anecdotes of pure stdh, but no one can call him out on it cos, you know, he's the boss.

Oddly enough he's not actually a bad guy and I think he basically means well, but christ he's exhausting.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

BioEnchanted posted:

The most frustrating thing about making videos is I do my best to make interesting insightful commentaries about stuff I care about and get maybe a couple hundred views a day and a thousand subscribers, then some idiot harrasses some strangers in a mall and makes millions.
Obviously I'm not letting it discourage me, but it can sometimes feel like I'm shouting into the void.

My pet peeve is people complaining that their YouTube channel doesn’t get hits but not taking simple opportunities to plug it.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Wait, abnormally big head size makes you sweaty? I've never heard of this before but I was born in the 95th percentile for skull size and I instantly believe it.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Well it's must be tiring having to balance a big head on your shoulders so of course you'd sweat more

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Negostrike posted:

Well it's must be tiring having to balance a big head on your shoulders so of course you'd sweat more

You have no idea

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Cranium? More like strainium; I can't keep holding up this brainium. It's draining, drat, I'm sweating now, got beads forming up on my massive brow :(

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Brawnfire posted:

Cranium? More like strainium; I can't keep holding up this brainium. It's draining, drat, I'm sweating now, got beads forming up on my massive brow :(

Not now, Count Rapula

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
If that giant head is in California, then we got a Chilli Peppers song!

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!

The Perfect Element posted:

People who talk way too much, such as my boss. Every single 'conversation' he has with anyone, is just him talking at them, and then interrupting them as they try to get a word in. I just don't understand how you can get through life without understanding that just monologuing at people is not the way conversation is meant to work.

He's also a huge bullshitter and constantly regales us with anecdotes of pure stdh, but no one can call him out on it cos, you know, he's the boss.

Oddly enough he's not actually a bad guy and I think he basically means well, but christ he's exhausting.

My boss is a source of peeve as well. Except he’s not an over-talker, he’s the most “active” listener ever. While he’s allowing you to say your piece he’s pouring out an unending stream of “uh huh, yes. Right, and? Yeah. Huh. Hmm.” Peppered with incorrect guesses about what you’ll say next or wrong conclusions that you then have to correct to the tune of “ah, I see. Right, of course, yes. Uh huh. Okay. And then…?” He literally never stops making sound if you’re speaking to him.
If you pause, thinking he has an interjection, he’ll go quiet and look at you expectantly.

It’s exhausting.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Elissimpark posted:

If that giant head is in California, then we got a Chilli Peppers song!

Soul to Squeeze?

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