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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
BURN IN HELL YOU FRAUDULANT GUTLESS COWARD

GET YOUR rear end PROPERLY KICKED ONCE BY THE MOST GLORIOUS BIG TEN AND YOU RUN AWAY

A MILLION YEARS OF DARKNESS FOR ALABAMA AND THE SEC MAY THEY NEVER SEE THE PLAYOFF EVER AGAIN

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Call me a coward but no matter who I was I wouldn't want to be the guy who tries to follow Nick Saban.

Fortunately football coaches all have considerably more self-confidence than I could even imagine so I'm sure there will be no shortage of candidates.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Harbaugh to Bama

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Welp, somebody might as well start the 2024 Coaching Carousel thread

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Its time for Saban to oust tubberville in the senate and turn bama blue

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Nobody shouldn't take the Alabama job, you maaaaaaaaaaybe get one single shot ever if you're miraculously lucky at the top spot in the sport. Also it can work out. KU was heartbroken when Roy Williams bounced for UNC (even though he never won a title), and was replaced with Bill Self.

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Prime to Bama

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

pillsburysoldier posted:

Its time for Saban to oust tubberville in the senate and turn bama blue

Unfortunately if Nick runs for any office it will be a Manchin/Saban 3rd party ticket for president

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I feel as if a great cloud were lifted, except for Alabama who is plunging into 30 years of darkness

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Guess I won't be posting that band gossip for another few weeks now.



I just told my dad that Saban was retiring and his exact unironic reply was "Who is Nick Saban?". My dad...... is not a sports person. :ughh:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Todd Graham to Bama

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

forkboy84 posted:

Call me a coward but no matter who I was I wouldn't want to be the guy who tries to follow Nick Saban.

Fortunately football coaches all have considerably more self-confidence than I could even imagine so I'm sure there will be no shortage of candidates.

I wouldn't have a problem following him considering the contract is probably going to be 10M a year with at least 4 years guaranteed.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
i may have already queued up rocky top and dixieland delight on my spotify

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Man Alabama's gonna massively regress - hell yeah.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Kirios posted:

Man Alabama's gonna massively regress - hell yeah.

about loving time

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Kirios posted:

Man Alabama's gonna massively regress - hell yeah.

Roll....back

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Thanks for the LSU chip, Nick.

Stay retired please.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Yates posted:

Prime to Bama

Do it

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Soul Glo posted:

i may have already queued up rocky top and dixieland delight on my spotify

I literally played them on both guitar and banjo already since I heard the news

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Alright so real question which Alabama recruits are about to hit the portal

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
also im gonna say this is bc ya'll stole FSU's playoff spot this year. roll into the ditch tide

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
My neighbor is an Alabama fan and she is not giving me a nice look

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Criminal Minded posted:

Alright so real question which Alabama recruits are about to hit the portal

Yes

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

Kirios posted:

Man Alabama's gonna massively regress - hell yeah.

Brace yourselves for a decade of LSU and Brian Kelly supremacy.

I wonder how much NIL changing the recruiting landscape factored into his decision.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Saban and Belichick switching spots you heard it here first.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80JqzUM6gQI

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I can't believe the act of his littlest son, Bryce Young, failing in the NFL has caused this man to retire out of grief.


It's heartbreaking, really.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Holy poo poo

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Man if Harbaugh leaves, there are like three assistants I'd want for the head coaching job. Alabama ain't got poo poo right now because it was basically all Saban.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Sash! posted:

I feel as if a great cloud were lifted, except for Alabama who is plunging into 30 years of darkness

good

pillsburysoldier posted:

Its time for Saban to oust tubberville in the senate and turn bama blue

I hope this happens

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Wow Saban finally calling it quits. Thought he’d die on the sideline.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
hell yes. if harbaugh also leaves ot the nfl the carousel is starting back up.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
A cowardly move to protect his legacy knowing he will never win again in the age of the NIL and expanded playoffs

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Kirios posted:

Man Alabama's gonna massively regress - hell yeah.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hire bobby petrino you cowards

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Gary Pinkel and Nick Saban, Kent State teammates, retiring coaching too early due to health issues.

One is cancer, one is losing to Michigan and having to deal with Auburn every year, but same in the end.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Can't believe we're about to live in a world where Bama wins the SEC only 45% of the time rather than 65% of the time.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

skipdogg posted:

Brace yourselves for a decade of LSU and Brian Kelly supremacy.

Yessssssss

Glad Kelly got to beat Saban before he left.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Master Stur posted:

A cowardly move to protect his legacy knowing he will never win again in the age of the NIL and expanded playoffs

Prestige and mystique can't compete with NIL money - Dabo, probably

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lmao they open SEC play next year against georgia

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