Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



EoinCannon posted:

What is the mayonnaise doing for that recipe?

Required by law. Big Mayo's got its hooks in everything

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

steinrokkan posted:

Does that work for other things? Is mayo with vanilla extract custard?
I would say custard needs milk products but that's a little ableist for people with allergies or dietary restrictions. Muddying the waters custard powder has milk but no eggs.

But while we're here velveeta and mayo is a custard. I would probably lean toward vanilla mayo being a pudding which should also have milk but is a little more flexible terminology for thick sweet things.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Velveeta and mayo isn't something I have ever seen but it seems like I should have by now. Hell, Velveeta and Miracle Whip.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Velveeta and mayo isn't something I have ever seen but it seems like I should have by now. Hell, Velveeta and Miracle Whip.
I thought of it to be absurd but I kind of want to try it now. Mayo and Velveeta, I don't want my custard to have a tangy zip. I don't think I have the time or kitchen know how to do it to make it come out to a reasonable if not really custardy texture.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



*slowly stirs gelatin into mayonnaise, making eye contact*

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bob dobbs is dead posted:

5980 yen = 41 usd. 41 loving american dollars for a pizza. discounted price is still 20 usd

pizza has always been a lot more expensive in japan. in 2006 I had some dominoes that was 20 bucks per pie, but it had squid and corn and was shaped fancy. the office would order it and basically you were only allowed to get one slice cause there wasn't enough to go around.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
korea, too. fuckin bastards

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I hate sharing a pizza with a large group. I don't want social propriety and consideration of others to come into play, I want two hot slices in my gullet before I'm even cognizant that I'm eating food, then as many after that as I deem necessary

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
There was a dude when I worked pizza at a casino, would order onion pizza every time

He said it tastes the same but his buddies never asked for a slice.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


If you're ordering pizza for a bunch of staff you better order what you think is way too much, then some. still not enough

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Roundup Ready posted:

If you're ordering pizza for a bunch of staff you better order what you think is way too much, then some. still not enough

Also order at least half goddamn cheese pizza

Don't order only supremes because that's what you like

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Barudak posted:

Ugh, don't make me order one of these, I can be enticed. If I had known about this I would have grabbed one from the pop-up dominos pizza shop in the train station today.

The thread requires your service.

LifeSunDeath posted:

pizza has always been a lot more expensive in japan. in 2006 I had some dominoes that was 20 bucks per pie, but it had squid and corn and was shaped fancy. the office would order it and basically you were only allowed to get one slice cause there wasn't enough to go around.

Weirdly poo poo like Dominos is more expensive than good pizza. Last year I had a couple of fantastic Naples-style pizzas from local joints that were like 1500 yen. I guess Dominos has cachet of being a fancy foreign chain.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Grand Fromage posted:

The thread requires your service.

Weirdly poo poo like Dominos is more expensive than good pizza. Last year I had a couple of fantastic Naples-style pizzas from local joints that were like 1500 yen. I guess Dominos has cachet of being a fancy foreign chain.

true that, most italian places in shopping areas had neapolitan style pizzas for decent prices, like 1000yen during lunch. I also ate a lot of grocery store refrigerated pizza that would fit in my toaster oven, but the flavor was always a little strange (probably the cheese, it tasted too processed).

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/5ny9Sno.mp4

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


Movie pitch:
Meat Heist

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


They had 12 million in there but dude got hungry.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.


I bought a pack. The 2x spicy is dangerous enough, these are gonna ruin me. I'll wait for a day where I have absolutely nothing to do and won't ever be more than 5 metres from a toilet and fancy giving myself a colonic to try them.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Why not just, hear me out here,

Not eat it?

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"

Butterfly Valley posted:



I bought a pack. The 2x spicy is dangerous enough, these are gonna ruin me. I'll wait for a day where I have absolutely nothing to do and won't ever be more than 5 metres from a toilet and fancy giving myself a colonic to try them.

These things, I think, have a seperate chili oil pack that you can add?

If you are sensitive then either don't add it or only add a quarter or half. Save it for other noodles as a topping. I like some of the milder Szechuan & sesame style ones but even those can pack a punch if you aren't ready for them. They are awesome to add things to to dull the spice (eg. Spring onion, meat, Bok Choy, etc)

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Buldak noodles are the best.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

the buldak 2x and 3x are definitely specifically made to be gimmickly spicy

the regular spicy is hella good

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

hawowanlawow posted:

the buldak 2x and 3x are definitely specifically made to be gimmickly spicy

the regular spicy is hella good

they taste great but got legit burning guts all night after eating a 2x spicy, it's not worth it.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Totally worth it IMHO.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
2x spicy is a euphoria sandwich with pain at both ends as the bread. I can mostly deal with that, it's just the disquieting feelings in my guts a few hours after ingestion that I dislike the most. Anyway the 2x is rated at 10k SCU and the 3x is ~13k SCU which doesn't sound totally unmanageable

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


The spicy Samyang flavors are all fine and good but the carbonara in the pink packaging is secretly the best. Any connoisseur of powdered processed cheese product owes it to themselves to track some down

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


HookedOnChthonics posted:

The spicy Samyang flavors are all fine and good but the carbonara in the pink packaging is secretly the best. Any connoisseur of powdered processed cheese product owes it to themselves to track some down

You can just buy bottles of the stuff, they're not even expensive. I use the 2x spicy on my breakfast most days

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
this is more food porn than anti food porn but :ssh:
https://i.imgur.com/n4KgIhM.mp4

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


maybeadracula posted:

Also order at least half goddamn cheese pizza

Don't order only supremes because that's what you like
gently caress this. Whenever someone insists on getting the just cheese pizza you always end up with everything else gone and 7/8ths of a cheese pizza left because even that one fucker didn't really want to eat it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Tiggum posted:

gently caress this. Whenever someone insists on getting the just cheese pizza you always end up with everything else gone and 7/8ths of a cheese pizza left because even that one fucker didn't really want to eat it.

That's exactly right. Hawaiian pizzas all around! :hmmyes:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Tiggum posted:

gently caress this. Whenever someone insists on getting the just cheese pizza you always end up with everything else gone and 7/8ths of a cheese pizza left because even that one fucker didn't really want to eat it.

i like when that happens so i can snatch it up and take it home with me.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Tiggum posted:

gently caress this. Whenever someone insists on getting the just cheese pizza you always end up with everything else gone and 7/8ths of a cheese pizza left because even that one fucker didn't really want to eat it.

I have never ever seen this happen, but I've seen the reverse

There's no "leftover" cheese pizza with a big group because everyone likes it. There's leftover literally anything else though

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

maybeadracula posted:

I have never ever seen this happen, but I've seen the reverse

There's no "leftover" cheese pizza with a big group because everyone likes it. There's leftover literally anything else though

Alright but here in the real world it isn't like this.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




maybeadracula posted:

I have never ever seen this happen, but I've seen the reverse

There's no "leftover" cheese pizza with a big group because everyone likes it. There's leftover literally anything else though

absolutely backward

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Depends how many toddlers there are

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Well my lived experience in many groups in many settings in many states isn't universal, that's true

Who the gently caress is turning their nose up at cheese pizza though? You guys must buy lovely pies

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I haven't had a just cheese pizza since I was a little baby scared of most foods. It's pretty manifestly always preferable to get some kind of topping on there. The idea of getting just cheese seems depressing to me now.

I do kinda have some kind of fondness for my memory of getting a hamburger plain and dry with nothing on it, but I can never order one because I don't want to go through the hassle of explaining it.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


HookedOnChthonics posted:

The spicy Samyang flavors are all fine and good but the carbonara in the pink packaging is secretly the best. Any connoisseur of powdered processed cheese product owes it to themselves to track some down

:hai:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Can't remember the last time I had cheese pizza. In the US style pizza sense anyway, I guess technically a margherita is a cheese pizza.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
there are no pizza rules but there are bad pizza ideas and saying people dont eat cheese pizza is one of them

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sudsygoat
Jul 19, 2013
Or substitute the pizza with a tasty tomato pie

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply