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I would blow Dane Cook posted:More doom graphs: see?? i loving told you, the clathrate gun is going off as we speak. time to get your affairs in order and enjoy this last 'calm' period before everything goes to poo poo. just loving look at it! mid-2022 this graph started rising in a way it never has before, and since then it's only been accelerating. enjoy the coolest year of the rest of our lives  article] quote:Increases in bottom-water temperature at the landward limit of marine hydrate around continental margins, where vulnerable hydrate exists at or below the seabed, cause methane to vent into the ocean. However, this setting represents only ~3.5% of the global hydrate reservoir. The potential for methane from hydrate in deeper water to reach the atmosphere was considered negligible. Here we use three-dimensional (3D) seismic imagery to show that, on the Mauritanian margin, methane migrated at least 40 km below the base of the hydrate stability zone and vented through 23 pockmarks at the shelf break, probably during warmer Quaternary interglacials. We demonstrate that, under suitable circumstances, some of the 96.5% of methane bound in deeper water distal hydrates can reach the seafloor and vent into the ocean beyond the landward limit of marine hydrate. This reservoir should therefore be considered for estimating climate change-induced methane release during a warming world. things aren't that bad... yet
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Jan 10, 2024 21:42
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Fozzy The Bear posted:Makes clothes from pineapple fibers, vegan leather, renewable, etc. I'm vegan so I've tried pineapple "leather", and it is poo poo. I buy used leather now, so at least a new cow didn't have to die for it.
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Jan 10, 2024 21:46
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hamas ftw posted:see?? i loving told you, the clathrate gun is going off as we speak. No it's not lol.
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Jan 10, 2024 21:46
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goons will jerk off to the endtimes like it's no big deal
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Jan 10, 2024 21:48
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smoobles posted:goons will jerk off to the endtimes like it's no big deal 
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Jan 10, 2024 22:10
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:No it's not lol. i'd love to be proven wrong but you can see the abrupt change in ocean temperature trends, right? we're already past 1.5C and getting close to 2C maybe it'll just cool down again for some reason
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Jan 10, 2024 22:14
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:No it's not lol. ironically this is also the primary argument against pretty much every biosphere related problem.
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Jan 10, 2024 22:19
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My area got a decent 6 - 8 inches of snow over the weekend. Winter at last! Then yesterday we got heavy rains, and today its 50 out. Now for the 2nd time in 6 months the 500 year flood plain behind my house is underwater. No worries.
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Jan 10, 2024 22:21
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My son was disgusted by all the plastic trash flowing past us. I justed LOLed.
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Jan 10, 2024 22:24
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hamas ftw posted:i'd love to be proven wrong but you can see the abrupt change in ocean temperature trends, right? we're already past 1.5C and getting close to 2C probably hunga tonga. arctic-news and sam carina are unhelpful venus-by-tuesday doomers doesn't really matter though. even if it's a volcano or whatever that tips us over the edge, we're still responsible for leaning out over the cliff
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Jan 10, 2024 22:29
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Odonata posted:My son was disgusted by all the plastic trash flowing past us. I justed LOLed.
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Jan 10, 2024 22:31
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*thinking really hard* what if... we made electric from tap Microturbines can generate electricity from drinking water pipes Water pipes offer a largely untapped source of renewable electricity that could provide 1.4 gigawatts of power in the US alone quote:This type of “in-conduit” hydropower already supplies around 530 megawatts of generation capacity in the US, according to a 2022 study by researchers at Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee. If such systems were installed at all potential sites in the country, the study estimated this could provide at least 1.41 gigawatts of additional capacity – equivalent to around 450 onshore wind turbines – without requiring any large new infrastructure to be built.
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Jan 10, 2024 22:54
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hamas ftw posted:see?? i loving told you Member Since Nov 25, 2023 drat... it's like a message from the future... 
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Jan 10, 2024 23:01
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what if we use electricity to pump the water high up to generate "water pressure" then use some sort of "hydro electric" generation device to turn that into power again  e; lol we can't even get pipes that aren't made of poison
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Jan 10, 2024 23:01
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Microplastics posted:*thinking really hard* what if... we made electric from tap those sorts of hydro systems are pretty cool conceptually, effectively just reducing the electricity costs of providing tap water.
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Jan 10, 2024 23:03
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Just had a nightmarish thought... there's probably microplastics in my truck's oil, fuel tank, radiator, wiper fluid... the poo poo is just everywhere, man 
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Jan 10, 2024 23:05
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oh ah ah ah ah https://twitter.com/Climatologist49/status/1745178095190180021
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Jan 10, 2024 23:09
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You can show me all the graphs you want, I will never be able to interpret them correctly 
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Jan 10, 2024 23:11
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Microplastics posted:*thinking really hard* what if... we made electric from tap the way water distribution works is through hydraulic head. water is usually stored at a high head (think bernoulli principle) such as a tank and the differential drives the conveyance of water. however, often pressures are unevenly distributed in a network and can be too high and need to be retarded with pressure reducing valves, or sometimes too low, or often from transfering from one pressure zone to another. instead of using a rate control station or regulator, some of that driven through the hydraulic head could be converted to energy instead of dissipated it's really just an slightly more expensive to replacing a regulator facility and mostly just provide small offset to pumping stations. not really a grid generation.
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Jan 10, 2024 23:13
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Xaris posted:mostly just provide small offset to pumping stations. not really a grid generation. i think you mean "climate change: solved"
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Jan 10, 2024 23:26
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how useful are these models this far in advance though it'll probably be much worse than that, is what im sayin
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Jan 10, 2024 23:34
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:For the first time, they counted and identified these minute particles in bottled water. They found that on average, a liter contained some 240,000 detectable plastic fragments—10 to 100 times greater than previous estimates, which were based mainly on larger sizes my parents have been buying bottled water by the pallet for the past 5 years since the city water works has a 15 year timeline to replace all the old lead service lines
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Jan 11, 2024 00:32
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Lol, gently caress Iowa in particular.
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Jan 11, 2024 00:33
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how many code ufb's is that?
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Jan 11, 2024 00:37
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eat poo poo, corn
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Jan 11, 2024 00:47
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Griz posted:my parents have been buying bottled water by the pallet for the past 5 years since the city water works has a 15 year timeline to replace all the old lead service lines lead might be safer ymmv
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Jan 11, 2024 00:52
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nice, Hawaii is normal temp. my climate change bastion remains unaffected.
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Jan 11, 2024 01:15
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Rectal Death Alert posted:eat poo poo world 
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Jan 11, 2024 01:22
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https://twitter.com/accuweather/status/1745160911378129005
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Jan 11, 2024 01:23
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don't we like use a lot of corn
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Jan 11, 2024 02:44
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I guess that’s what Miami will look like in a decade.
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Jan 11, 2024 02:46
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cash crab posted:don't we like Your av reminds me I went for a walk last night and saw a couple raccoons chilling in somebody's yard. I've lived here my entire life and never seen a raccoon. Maybe in a couple years I'll start seeing deer and maybe a bear!
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Jan 11, 2024 02:47
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cash crab posted:don't we like I mean I think that we use some but how often do you just go and buy a can of corn? or eat cornbread? I'm sure that there's no real widespread use of corn in modern society e: gently caress is there a corn free alternative for corndogs? asking for a friend
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Jan 11, 2024 03:06
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hamas ftw posted:i'd love to be proven wrong but you can see the abrupt change in ocean temperature trends, right? we're already past 1.5C and getting close to 2C You posted spot readings from one site without any consideration of the sort of variability these individual sites have. It's meaningless. Methane continues to increase to unprecedented levels, it doesn't explain the recent SST increases. This graph doesn't do anything special when global SSTs began diverging:  The clathrates are still there ready to pop off. Just because we're barreling down the path toward eradicating most multicellular life from the planet doesn't mean that every Guy Mcpherson-tier claim of made up poo poo is true.
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Jan 11, 2024 05:52
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:You posted spot readings from one site without any consideration of the sort of variability these individual sites have. It's meaningless. Methane continues to increase to unprecedented levels, it doesn't explain the recent SST increases. This graph doesn't do anything special when global SSTs began diverging: so, it's not that bad yet?
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Jan 11, 2024 06:08
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Xaris posted:
What if we install little turbines at the bottom of urinals?
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Jan 11, 2024 06:32
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TeenageArchipelago posted:
korean corndogs are the superior form of batter-covered meat trimmings and should be made without corn.
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Jan 11, 2024 06:38
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lol on solar: already saving my old man 10K vs first guys who were clearly higher priced to pocket the equivalent of the tax incentive ftw. America b*tch 
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Jan 11, 2024 06:41
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TeenageArchipelago posted:I mean I think that we use some but how often do you just go and buy a can of corn? or eat cornbread? I'm sure that there's no real widespread use of corn in modern society i am not kidding when i say i am the spectrum and so i can't tell if this is a joke or not
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Jan 11, 2024 07:57
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clathrate machine gun
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