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Technowrite
Jan 18, 2006

I first battled the Metroids on Planet Zebes.

C. Everett Koop posted:

is harvey updike alive, and if so has this finished his rear end off

Dead since 2020. Although, he may be spinning in his grave so quickly that there's a rift in the space-time continuum for him to travel through and die again after learning of this.

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

facialimpediment posted:

haters in shambles, harbaugh retired saban fair and square

https://twitter.com/NicoleAuerbach/status/1745243860417360339

Hail (Satan)

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/colecubelic/status/1745245268579057914

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Well, surely the next Alabama coach can't be that good, he said nervously

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Billy loving Napier???

Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

How in the world does Billy Napier have 14/1 odds.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Who the gently caress is Dan Lanning?

I. M. Gei posted:

This is the best day ever.

My volume is muted but I assume this is a drunk guy reacting to news that Saban is retiring?

You will show Willy the respect he deserves. He don’t give a piss bout nothing but the Tide and also occasionally America. I’m also not entirely clear on if he’s a character being played or not as the other fellow from the videos is a comedian.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Derek Dooley???

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Silly Burrito posted:

Billy loving Napier???

:laffo:

There is a 0% chance of that happening. Less than zero.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://x.com/LSUBarstool/status/1745215445924220973?s=20

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Do it, Alabama. Hire Billy Napier. I dare you.

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Zero One posted:

Hail (Satan)

hey that's a based av :cheers:

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Lane Kiffin gonna get the spot, right?

Dabo is just too ... himself.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Ha-ha Clinton Dix? Did they pull that one out of a hat?

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

fast cars loose anus posted:

Well, surely the next Alabama coach can't be that good, he said nervously


I mean the odds are certainly against them. They basically need almost instantaneous success in order for the fanbase/boosters to not go loving feral after having such a prolonged stretch of dominance. On top of that Bama has already started slipping into 2nd behind UGA the last few years and LSU has started getting scary again. Add in more decent opponents coming into the conference and the need to win multiple playoff games even if you get there and yea, it's not gonna be an easy place to win.

Bama also doesn't have the absolutely insane institutional advantages that like OSU, Texas, or even USC has. It's not a constantly de facto powerhouse regardless of results. They're closer to Tennessee where they're always gonna be in the mix and they've got a lot of dedicated alums/boosters but its not a given that they're just one decent coach away from perennial contender.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Let's get weird. College transfer portal opens up for a month on a head coaching change.

Meet your Michigan J. Ira and Nicki Harris Family Head Football Coach Sherrone Moore starting quarterback Jalen Milroe

You thought we liked running now? Wait until next year's Milroe-Orji running package!

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Tag yourself. I’m Mike Shula at 28/1

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
milroe and donovan edwards..my god

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

LeeMajors posted:

Tag yourself. I’m Mike Shula at 28/1

I'm Marcus Freeman the most incredibly stupid hire that will gently caress over two traditional powerhouses at the same time

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

LeeMajors posted:

Tag yourself. I’m Mike Shula at 28/1

Pat Shurmur bringing boring-rear end NFL journeyman talents to Tuscaloosa would be delightfully depressing

Azrial
Apr 26, 2002

Coach, how did we beat Tennessee this year? The same way Vanderbilt did.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Bama also doesn't have the absolutely insane institutional advantages that like OSU, Texas, or even USC has. It's not a constantly de facto powerhouse regardless of results. They're closer to Tennessee where they're always gonna be in the mix and they've got a lot of dedicated alums/boosters but its not a given that they're just one decent coach away from perennial contender.

I think it may be a stretch to say the team with the most national championships in the poll era doesn't have the institutional advantages of OSU, Texas or USC.

Azrial fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jan 11, 2024

DuckHuntDog
May 13, 2004


LeeMajors posted:

Tag yourself. I’m Mike Shula at 28/1

Major Applewhite 75/1

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Victorious Radia posted:

hey that's a based av :cheers:

Thanks! :cheers:

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I can't believe Bill "Big Dick" Belichick is the new head coach of the University of Alabama Crimson Tide football program

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Ha ha Clinton Dix? I forgot about that guy, okay safety, cool name.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I didn't know Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was even involved in coaching.


:lmao: how in the gently caress does Derek Dooley have higher odds than Sark? Does Bama not remember the Derek Doolander Center For Coaches Who Can't Coach Good?

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.

I. M. Gei posted:

This is the best day ever.

My volume is muted but I assume this is a drunk guy reacting to news that Saban is retiring?

Sure but get this big twist: this is the kind of guy that make players getting paid to be part of any bad news.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



How many schools has Kiffin coached at in the last 15 years?

Or maybe I should say "How many times has Kiffin changed jobs?" since he's coached at Tennessee twice in that timespan.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

They should hire Dabo as he has fairly significant odds to be literally crucified when he goes 6-6 for two seasons. I think he’d be into that.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Warbird posted:

They should hire Dabo as he has fairly significant odds to be literally crucified when he goes 6-6 for two seasons. I think he’d be into that.

1 cross + 3 nails = 4-4 in the SEC

Azrial
Apr 26, 2002

Coach, how did we beat Tennessee this year? The same way Vanderbilt did.

Warbird posted:

They should hire Dabo as he has fairly significant odds to be literally crucified when he goes 6-6 for two seasons. I think he’d be into that.

That doesn't sound like the appreciation is there, and he doesn't coach unless there's appreciation.

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

LeeMajors posted:

1 cross + 3 nails = 4-4 in the SEC

lmfao

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Azrial posted:

I think it may be a stretch to say the team with the most national championships in the poll era doesn't have the institutional advantages of OSU, Texas or USC.

I don't! Having two historic coaches doesn't mean its a place some dipshit NFL QB coach can just plug and play (like Day at OSU) nor does it have the natural recruiting advantages or money the others have

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Hahahaha what a great week this is

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Hopefully it is just that he's tired of it all and doesn't like where the landscape is going, and while I'm happy that Saban won't be at Alabama, part of me is worried that it's for something else, like a medical reason.

Didn't Paterno retire and then died like weeks/months later? (though in his case, rest in piss)

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Dabo can't go to Alabama till after Clemson plays App State. I want this

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Someone asked about this being the insane cfb fans that track air traffic for coaching searches
https://twitter.com/CFB_Memezone/status/1745264103856185831

https://twitter.com/BrittanyWVTM13/status/1745256016394997905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etw

Lol

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jan 11, 2024

Azrial
Apr 26, 2002

Coach, how did we beat Tennessee this year? The same way Vanderbilt did.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

I don't! Having two historic coaches doesn't mean its a place some dipshit NFL QB coach can just plug and play (like Day at OSU) nor does it have the natural recruiting advantages or money the others have

Are you a time traveler from 2007? Have you watched a Texas or USC game for the last 15 years outside of Texas this year?

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Canned Sunshine posted:

Didn't Paterno retire and then died like weeks/months later? (though in his case, rest in piss)

I don't think he was going to retire until the scandal broke. Must have been tough for him. Probably ruined his weekend.


I am now an Alabama fan

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A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

pillsburysoldier posted:

Someone asked about this being the insane cfb fans that track air traffic for coaching searches
https://twitter.com/CFB_Memezone/status/1745264103856185831


But pretend it’s a purple “W” not a U

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