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Huh, that guy looks kinda like Tony Hawk!
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Jan 10, 2024 03:27
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One of the guys that wrote the Stutter Rap back in the late 80s? Wow!
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Jan 10, 2024 05:12
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Karia posted:Huh, that guy looks kinda like Tony Hawk! 
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Jan 10, 2024 13:39
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Jan 10, 2024 13:47
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Reminds me of that joke where people keep telling Tony Hawk that he looks like Tony Hawk without realizing that he actually is Tony Hawk. 
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Jan 10, 2024 15:15
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I saw a funny tweet about that once but I can't find it right now
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Jan 10, 2024 15:19
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If anyone wants fresh eggs come over to my house e: typed in wrong place. Offer still stands though
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Jan 10, 2024 16:30
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freeedr posted:If anyone wants fresh eggs come over to my house
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Jan 10, 2024 16:38
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https://i.imgur.com/pWb2oNN.mp4
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Jan 10, 2024 20:15
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... and that's how my Uncle John solved global pollution!
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Jan 10, 2024 20:21
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https://i.imgur.com/sTAnV5z.mp4
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Jan 10, 2024 20:22
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Father, I crave dirt.
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Jan 10, 2024 20:36
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Huh, that guy kinda looks like the one dude in the crowd in Weird Al's "Smells Like Nirvana" video. Weird coincidence
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Jan 10, 2024 23:30
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There are so many internet videos of roombas and they continue to sell lots of them, but I have seen like 8 roombas in real life and I have never seen one function in even a basic way, much less run far away autonomously. Roombas only spin in circles doing nothing or drive straight at walls or remain motionless and flash lights. Never anything else. Not for even a single second.
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Jan 11, 2024 00:49
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"I'm going to clean up this town!"
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Jan 11, 2024 00:51
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freeedr posted:There are so many internet videos of roombas and they continue to sell lots of them, but I have seen like 8 roombas in real life and I have never seen one function in even a basic way, much less run far away autonomously. Roombas only spin in circles doing nothing or drive straight at walls or remain motionless and flash lights. Never anything else. Not for even a single second. The latest Roombas are pretty advanced but a significant price - lots of user personal information. Apparently a company can find out a lot about you if they have a robot exploring your home, taking pictures everywhere.
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Jan 11, 2024 01:44
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freeedr posted:There are so many internet videos of roombas and they continue to sell lots of them, but I have seen like 8 roombas in real life and I have never seen one function in even a basic way, much less run far away autonomously. Roombas only spin in circles doing nothing or drive straight at walls or remain motionless and flash lights. Never anything else. Not for even a single second. You haven't had a friend with one tell you stories about smearing dog poop all through their place because they didn't think that could be a thing that happened until it happened to them?
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Jan 11, 2024 02:32
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Looks like it's time to be hittin' the ol' dusty trail...
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Jan 11, 2024 02:36
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Inceltown posted:smearing dog poop all through their place because they didn't think that could be a thing that happened until it happened to them? OK, first of all, don't doxx me like this. Second of all, the smeared poop on the floor was nothing compared to cleaning out the inside of the robot.
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Jan 11, 2024 03:27
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Why would roombas be smearing dog poop anywhere? You're not actually supposed to use them outside, despite what the video suggests.
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Jan 11, 2024 03:28
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credburn posted:Why would roombas be smearing dog poop anywhere? You're not actually supposed to use them outside, despite what the video suggests. While you're gone your dog poops, and your robot vacuum wants to go everywhere in your house. Eventually this means hitting the dog poop, then the fun begins.
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Jan 11, 2024 03:39
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There was an amazing video someone had of their dog taking a poo poo on the floor, and the roomba just beelined for it. Just zipping along their living room leaving this massive poo poo smear.
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Jan 11, 2024 03:47
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Why would the dog be making GBS threads in the house? There's other problems happening if your dog is making GBS threads in your house.
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Jan 11, 2024 03:50
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Apparently the newest Roomba series can detect dog poop and avoid it, as well as send you a notification about said poop.
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Jan 11, 2024 03:50
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Why does the door have a little Roomba ramp?
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Jan 11, 2024 04:01
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credburn posted:Why would the dog be making GBS threads in the house? Dog gets sick, shits in the house. You get stuck in traffic for a couple hours, dog shits in the house. Dog doesn't like you, shits in the house. There are myriad reasons why it could happen.
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Jan 11, 2024 04:04
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CitizenKain posted:Just zipping along their living room leaving this massive poo poo smear. This is often a sign the roomba has worms
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Jan 11, 2024 04:06
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freeedr posted:There are so many internet videos of roombas and they continue to sell lots of them, but I have seen like 8 roombas in real life and I have never seen one function in even a basic way, much less run far away autonomously. Roombas only spin in circles doing nothing or drive straight at walls or remain motionless and flash lights. Never anything else. Not for even a single second. That's why we went with a Eufy, by Anker. It actually moves around the house, vacuuming, until it gets stuck under the loveseat. 
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Jan 11, 2024 04:07
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Android Apocalypse posted:Apparently the newest Roomba series can detect dog poop and avoid it, as well as send you a notification about said poop. We at irobot invented tongues... for robots!
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Jan 11, 2024 04:49
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That's not good, nature abhors a vacuum.
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Jan 11, 2024 04:58
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is that tony hawk?
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Jan 11, 2024 05:48
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Just vacuum your drat floors it's really not that much effort and you will get much better results
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Jan 11, 2024 05:50
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Buttchocks posted:Just vacuum your drat floors it's really not that much effort and you will get much better results Roomba is just another invention like the Swiffer, where it's only slightly easier and more convenient than actually sweeping or vacuuming or mopping, but doesn't do anywhere near as good a job. Think of them as excuses people buy so they can not regularly clean their homes. Anyone who owns and uses a Roomba or Swiffer would otherwise mostly just live in filth.
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Jan 11, 2024 05:55
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wtf why would a dog be INSIDE the house?
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Jan 11, 2024 06:11
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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:Roomba is just another invention like the Swiffer, where it's only slightly easier and more convenient than actually sweeping or vacuuming or mopping, but doesn't do anywhere near as good a job. Think of them as excuses people buy so they can not regularly clean their homes. Anyone who owns and uses a Roomba or Swiffer would otherwise mostly just live in filth. Some houses could benefit. 
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PainterofCrap posted:Some houses could benefit. Oh no, absolutely. Also to clarify, I owned a Roomba for several years which i'd let loose in my bedroom because there was too much furniture for me to clean effectively on a regular basis. It did... a job. I was given it brand new by my aunt and it lasted 4 years, and I'd have bought a replacement when it eventually died horribly but now they're all enshittified and require subscriptions and weird custom filters and things and I just didn't want to bother, so I have a higher bedframe and less furniture in the bedroom along with a better vacuum that reaches further. I also own a Swiffer (also a gift, this time from my mom who has dogs and thus a more legitimate use-case for it) that I use as a last-minute panic clean if I haven't mopped in a week and someone's coming over. I still recognize that both do a terrible job, and when I properly clean afterwards I barely notice a difference in the amount that's picked up.
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Jan 11, 2024 07:43
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duz posted:That's not good, nature abhors a vacuum. I need a gif that's like that sensible chuckle one, but less.
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Jan 11, 2024 07:54
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Buttchocks posted:Just vacuum your drat floors it's really not that much effort and you will get much better results As someone who hates vacuuming: Lol no. Robot vacuum 4 lyfe! It lowers the threshold for bothering to vacuum so much.
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I'll vacuum but gently caress dusting. Give me a robot drone or something that can dust. Maybe burn it away with a little flamethrower. Dusting is such a scam.
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