somnambulist posted:

This about sums up the last 7 years

kntfkr posted:

Ron Desantis sleeps in a matchbox stuart little style

kazil posted:

Here we go again
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745174598470291524

Toxic Mental posted:

Always nice to see someone saying their "ultimate retribution" is some vaguely defined personal term like "success".

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6344654268112

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745286856466423910

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

hunter sounds like his life was sweet. and now hes a painter

spunkshui posted:

Lady you literally told us at the end of December that you would pardon Trump if he’s found guilty, so how does that have him answer for anything.

Coolguye posted:

one of my ex girlfriends liked to say that "the best revenge is living well" and i always thought that was the most ridiculously self-absorbed way of looking at a disagreement so it makes sense that a more melodramatic and dumb way of saying it would come out of "TRUMP"'s mouth

iroc.dis posted:

Thought I would pop in to share a lol.

My brother is in charge of elections for a state government. He and his entire staff have been getting death threats since the 2020 election. The death threats don't really bother him but half of his staff, most of which were just career state government administrative types, have all resigned out of fear. Last year, his office received an envelope that contained a handwritten message about the "stolen election" and a bunch of powdered fentanyl. I guess the sender had watched too much Fox News and hoped that whoever opened the letter would magically ingest the powder and have an immediate fentanyl overdose.

Well this week he told me that people who hold his position in other states are now getting swatted. This meant that he got to sit his 3 young kids down and explain what to do if cops kick down their door in the middle of the night. Good times. Great country all around. Definitely headed in the right direction.

Agents are GO! posted:

Less interested in serving subpoenas than showing some penis

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1745280894720504075

Remember how Jimmy Carter becoming president had to give up his peanut farm?

He must be pissed.

And Republicans wanted to impeach people for how much again?

funeral home DJ posted:

What's the equivalent of "Rods from God" when the rod isn't a rod made of tungsten but is a massive sack of poo poo instead?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Agents are GO! posted:

Less interested in serving subpoenas than showing some penis

John Mirra posted:

Hopefully Hunter has managed to put away the glass barbecue, the crystal pistol, if you will.

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1745280894720504075

Remember how Jimmy Carter becoming president had to give up his peanut farm?

He must be pissed.

And Republicans wanted to impeach people for how much again?

InsertPotPun posted:

chuds will literally never hear that. triump can say whatever, chuds don't love trump, they love the idea of trump they built in their head

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1745280894720504075

Remember how Jimmy Carter becoming president had to give up his peanut farm?

He must be pissed.

And Republicans wanted to impeach people for how much again?

LividLiquid posted:

One of those locations harassed me about my service dog every time I came in for the entire first year until I told them they were committing a literal crime. And he's a fuckin' German shepherd in a vest 'n poo poo. It's not some chihuahua in a purse. poo poo, the last time that happened I was in a loving wheelchair.

Everybody on that staff over 35 misgendered the poo poo out of me even after being corrected, you couldn't get out of the parking lot if you threw your receipt in the trash can right next to the receipt printer, there was no way for an actual human being to ring you up even at all, the grocery section had no loving groceries, the clothes section had no loving clothes, the housewares section didn't have any loving housewares, and the entire electronics section was behind glass with no way to page an employee.

You put a big cop-lookin' security guard right at the front door to be rude to and intimidate people and made everybody feel criminal at best or frightened at worst the moment they walked in. But sure. All of the above doesn't matter, 'cause it was the paltry amount of theft every business absorbs without breaking a sweat that shut you down.

Always remember: if you see somebody stealing from a corporation, no the gently caress you didn't. Criminal charges are for orange Presidents.

Toxic Mental posted:

"Wow he's so smart, he was able to get $8 million from those dirty communist Chinese!!"

Strong Sauce posted:

lmao

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Lol I live right next to this Target, I was not at all surprised they were closing it when 6 months before they whittled the staff down to 10. They blamed theft and homelessness lmfao get fuct Target. The Bartell's (now owned by Rite-Aid) said the same thing but their problem was the same: they slashed staff.

Strong Sauce posted:

lmao

resident posted:

I’m convinced staff reduction, the use of self checkout for the majority of transactions, and increased security presence leads to the death of retailers. I loving loathe the QFC on Mercer for this reason. Trader Joe’s on UQA is busy as gently caress but is still an enjoyable shopping experience because it’s constantly restocked and you never have to wait in a checkout line for more than a couple minutes.