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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

lmao if you actually clean like what? just move

# ? Jan 11, 2024 09:37

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# ? May 24, 2024 16:57

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Unperson_47 posted:

I'll vacuum but gently caress dusting. Give me a robot drone or something that can dust. Maybe burn it away with a little flamethrower. Dusting is such a scam.

its your skin flakes though

# ? Jan 11, 2024 09:47

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Most of it isn't though.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 09:56

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

Gromit posted:

Most of it isn't though.

Well technically, it's mostly your skin flakes passed through the digestive tracts of thousands of dust mites, but potat-oh potah-to.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 10:31

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Best thing I ever brought for cleaning was a cordless stick vacuum. Now I'll just clean on a whim when I see anything on the floor.

No more grabbing a big, heavy vacuum, finding somewhere to plug it in and dealing with the cord getting stuck on everything and not being long enough.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 11:54

mexi: Mar 17, 2003; Time to call it a night.

PainterofCrap posted:

Some houses could benefit.

Guess the floor gets swept whenever a new body is dragged down the hallway

# ? Jan 11, 2024 12:57

SgtScruffy: Dec 27, 2003; Babies.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Best thing I ever brought for cleaning was a cordless stick vacuum. Now I'll just clean on a whim when I see anything on the floor.

No more grabbing a big, heavy vacuum, finding somewhere to plug it in and dealing with the cord getting stuck on everything and not being long enough.

Stick vacuums own. We had a Eufy and it was fine, but there truly is a mental hurdle that is SO EASY to clear when you can just grab the vacuum off the wall, take 45 seconds to vacuum an entire room, and put it back.

It�s kinda astonishing how you go from �I guess maybe on the weekend I�ll fuckin vacuum, UGH� to just doing it when stuff looks a little dirty so quickly.

Buy a good stick vacuum folks.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 13:07

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

My stick vacuum does the whole house usually twice per day. I get the big vacuum out for deeper cleanings though.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 13:21

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freeedr posted:

My stick vacuum does the whole house usually twice per day. I get the big vacuum out for deeper cleanings though.

Ditto. For some reason my 3yo calls the stick vacuum "Mommy's vacuum" and the big one "Daddy's vacuum"

It's cute but has no basis in real-world use

# ? Jan 11, 2024 13:48

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Brawnfire posted:

Ditto. For some reason my 3yo calls the stick vacuum "Mommy's vacuum" and the big one "Daddy's vacuum"

It's cute but has no basis in real-world use

At least he doesn�t call mommy �daddy�s vacuum�

# ? Jan 11, 2024 14:49

Deus Ex Macklemore: Jul 2, 2004; Zelensky's Zealots

freeedr posted:

At least he doesn�t call mommy �daddy�s vacuum�

Please. We all know that Mommy is "Uncle Jody"'s vacuum

# ? Jan 11, 2024 15:05

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

SgtScruffy posted:

Buy a good stick vacuum folks.

link to some then!

# ? Jan 11, 2024 15:22

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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My housemate & his dog came back from a road trip yesterday and this morning I wake up to him gone for work but his dog having pooped & peed on the living room carpet. :negative:

At least the turds were very solid so they were easy to pick up. Once she had a panic diarrhea that was :gonk:

to clean. If I had a robot vacuum it may have been� an adventure.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 15:30

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

My favorite incontinent-dog story came from a co-worker; he had some tiny chimney-sweep dog that would freak out during summer thunderstorms when he wasn't home, and run in a panic through the house, making GBS threads while he ran.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:00

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

I also had a roomba when I lived in a tiny bachelor hovel but now I have a real apartment and a stick vacuum. Not only did the roomba not do as good a job, you spent just as much time and effort clearing its path of all the things it will eat and then jam on and have to be rescued (power cords, shoelaces, lost napkins, etc). I also had a couch that was exactly the right height for it to slip under without triggering the bumper and then get stuck halfway when the casing gets a few millimeters taller

The stick vacuum is also capable of cleaning stairs, which no roomba will ever do

# ? Jan 11, 2024 17:28

Shai-Hulud: Jul 10, 2008; But it feels so right!; Lipstick Apathy

We've got a Roborock robot and it just drives through the house once a day and dumps the dirt into its dock so you can take it outside once a week. Keeps the floor at a base cleanliness level without any effort. And its pretty impressive how many dirt it collects everyday in a house with two kids and three cats. A great thing is that it cleans underneath the sofa and under other furniture.
It also tries to dodge stuff like cables, shoelaces and poop so it barely gets stuck unless your house is pretty chaotic anyway.

We've also got a cordless stick vacuum for when you want to get stuff clean the robot cant reach. But we barely touch it cause the robots doing a pretty good job on its own.

It doesn't really need to be an either/or situation! There can be room for two vacuums in your heart!

# ? Jan 11, 2024 17:58

eating only apples: Dec 12, 2009; Shall we dance?

I have a Eufy and it's great for cat hair. Then the cat pooped on the carpet. Now I have to get a new Eufy because it is not easy to get poop out of all of that.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:39

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

eating only apples posted:

I have a Eufy and it's great for cat hair. Then the cat pooped on the carpet. Now I have to get a new cat

Just a thought

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:45

koshmar: Oct 22, 2009; i'm not here

this isn't happening

PainterofCrap posted:

My favorite incontinent-dog story came from a co-worker; he had some tiny chimney-sweep dog that would freak out during summer thunderstorms when he wasn't home, and run in a panic through the house, making GBS threads while he ran.

The trick is to adopt a deaf dog like I did. She doesn't got bothered by poo poo like that so we don't get panic shits all over the house.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:41

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Gromit posted:

I need a gif that's like that sensible chuckle one, but less.

Yeah, like a "nose exhale" gif

# ? Jan 11, 2024 22:36

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haveblue posted:

I also had a roomba when I lived in a tiny bachelor hovel but now I have a real apartment and a stick vacuum. Not only did the roomba not do as good a job, you spent just as much time and effort clearing its path of all the things it will eat and then jam on and have to be rescued (power cords, shoelaces, lost napkins, etc). I also had a couch that was exactly the right height for it to slip under without triggering the bumper and then get stuck halfway when the casing gets a few millimeters taller

The stick vacuum is also capable of cleaning stairs, which no roomba will ever do

Look on the bright side, when the robot revolution comes you are protected

# ? Jan 11, 2024 22:53

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Gromit posted:

I need a gif that's like that sensible chuckle one, but less.

Tree Bucket posted:

Yeah, like a "nose exhale" gif

You�re just looking for the Cary Elwes Men In Tights speed bump gif.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 22:59

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

haveblue posted:

The stick vacuum is also capable of cleaning stairs, which no roomba will ever do

Robots go UNDER the stairs silly.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 23:03

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

Cable Guy posted:

Robots go UNDER the stairs silly.

And tear up the insulation to let them in there? Are you mad?

# ? Jan 11, 2024 23:17

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

mcbexx posted:

Well technically, it's mostly your skin flakes passed through the digestive tracts of thousands of dust mites, but potat-oh potah-to.

I thought the prevailing opinion now was that it is mostly pollen and cloth fibres?

# ? Jan 12, 2024 00:53

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

I just replaced the lovely roomba with a ryobi stick vacuum and haven't pulled out our big rainbow vacuum in weeks now. Stick vacuums own.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 01:36

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# ? Jan 12, 2024 07:28

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Is the point of a stick vacuum that you randomly grab it like once a day and do a room? Not really for doing a whole house/apartment in one go?

e: I only ask because I've heard battery life is middling

# ? Jan 12, 2024 12:11

SgtScruffy: Dec 27, 2003; Babies.

ilmucche posted:

Is the point of a stick vacuum that you randomly grab it like once a day and do a room? Not really for doing a whole house/apartment in one go?

e: I only ask because I've heard battery life is middling

Both, though the former is what gets your house feeling cleaner. No more "ugh the kitchen has a bunch of poo poo on the floor, I should totally get the vaccuum out, but ugh then I might as well do more", just grab it, vaccuum, and put it back. I'll sometimes go "well, time to get this whole floor while im at it", but now that I think about it I don't think I've ever done the whole house in one swoop. I've also never had the battery run out.