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Self-check out chat: I remember when I moved to Derry, NH and the local Shaw's had just installed a self check out (1997? Maybe?). It was the ideal setup for someone who didn't want to be wedged between [person counting out change and dropping it everywhere] and [coughing local wino who would occasionally expectorate on the conveyor belt]. With an immunocompromised spouse, we've been using instacart, especially as where we live (not NH) is seeing a major covid spike, and most of the chuds in our area of GA simply don't give a gently caress.
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Jan 11, 2024 11:54
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Lot of countries have had self checkouts for years, they're super useful Do you guys have cameras watching your carts that detect if you might have not scanned everything - that also don't work cause it can't differentiate between Object and Object You Bought At Another Store? Cause those suck. They've also recently started introducing gates that won't open if an AI thinks you've stolen something. So look forward to those 2 bits of lovely tech loving up an otherwise good experience.
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Jan 11, 2024 11:55
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Toxic Mental posted:Closest thing is probably black cherry sodas america deserves trump
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Jan 11, 2024 11:56
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Not judging for shoplifting, but absolutely judging for how dumb this shoplifting was. First off, you don't steal from Target bc they are one of those stores that makes their security act as PIs, and those fuckers yes put together a dossier of every item you take until it hits felony levels, and then show up at your house and arrest you. Which is incredibly easy to find out with a quick google. It's 2024 and many retail companies are losing their minds over shrinkage, you gotta do research and find places where the employees talk on Reddit about how their company doesn't do poo poo. In addition to this, she purchased stuff from the store and visits it regularly - giving them her name and verifying her identity. Doing skip-scanning at the local Target you visit regularly for household goods is just asking to be arrested, and she looks like she did it habitually and compulsively based on those dates. I do not care that she shoplifted, I do care that she did it in the dumbest manner possible. And this woman was supposed to be in charge of education? StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jan 11, 2024 11:57
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1745268517887189129 Which country's military?
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Jan 11, 2024 12:01
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Not judging for shoplifting, but absolutely judging for how dumb this shoplifting was. she's a member of 'moms for liberty', did you expect her to be intelligent?
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Jan 11, 2024 12:01
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Toxic Mental posted:Call me Three Olives again, I dare you motherfucker
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Jan 11, 2024 12:05
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BrigadierSensible posted:Americans can't get Ribena? Is there no end to how much of a barren blighted land it is? Surely that would immediately trigger the Rapture?
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Jan 11, 2024 12:07
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Lmao I missed this one: https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1745203925324820933?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w
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Jan 11, 2024 12:08
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american politics needs more kick boxing
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Jan 11, 2024 12:13
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BigglesSWE posted:Lmao I missed this one: Jesus, didn’t he use to take meds for his neurological stuff? Because it’s real bad now.
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Jan 11, 2024 12:20
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Dapper_Swindler posted:Jesus, didn’t he use to take meds for his neurological stuff? Because it’s real bad now. I’m sorry, but they don’t have meds for ‘rear end in a top hat’. Oh wait, you meant… no, same answer quote:However, it is important to note that Congressman Gosar has explicitly refuted the existence of any significant health issues and has provided an explanation for his condition. He attributes these manifestations to ailments such as arthritis, compressed vertebrae, and complications arising from a previous hip replacement surgery2. It’s just a bad hip is all. He’s “healthy as a horse”, you know the one.
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Jan 11, 2024 12:23
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LordSloth posted:I’m sorry, but they don’t have meds for ‘rear end in a top hat’. That explains why Mike Pence won't eat dinner with him alone.
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Jan 11, 2024 12:34
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HANG ON WHAT FLAVOUR ARE YOUR PURPLE SKITTLES?
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Jan 11, 2024 12:46
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BigglesSWE posted:Lmao I missed this one: "You complained about us so I'm gonna complain about you, that's the facts" Lmao just absolute grade school playground level mentality with these chucklefucks
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Jan 11, 2024 12:50
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Dell_Zincht posted:HANG ON WHAT FLAVOUR ARE YOUR PURPLE SKITTLES? Grape I think but I mean skittles are not really one flavor anyways Back in the 1970s they were black currant flavored but switched to grape after a few years
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Jan 11, 2024 12:56
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redshirt posted:Don't "both sides" this, that's not true. Or go ahead and list all the crimes Obama did. Arguably anything done to american citizens under FISA authorization, especially since their expansion of powers post 9/11. Obama continued and/or expanded on an enormous number of 4th amendment violations.
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Jan 11, 2024 13:00
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LordSloth posted:I’m sorry, but they don’t have meds for ‘rear end in a top hat’. Take him at his word, and the only other explanation is that he's sloshed.
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Jan 11, 2024 13:12
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BlackIronHeart posted:Did you ever see that scene in Scanners? Yes. 
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Jan 11, 2024 13:13
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BigglesSWE posted:Lmao I missed this one: Impeachment and crime really is more a vibes than an evidence thing, you know
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Jan 11, 2024 13:13
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1745280894720504075  "I didn't get money for nothing!" Why did Jared get a billion from the Saudi's Donny, right around the time of the Mar A Lago raid? 
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Jan 11, 2024 13:33
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Self-checkout is my weekly abuse session. I think it's because of my height or something but the machines constantly accuse me of stealing and I have to repeatedly call over the cashier to fix it. It happens every god drat time and I think it's degrading to listen to a machine repeatedly insisting that I'm stealing boxes of hamburger helper and frozen pizzas.
RVWinkle fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jan 11, 2024 13:34
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Solution: steal
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Jan 11, 2024 13:36
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TulliusCicero posted:
he also didn't get chicks for free
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Jan 11, 2024 13:36
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"I, the president, did $8 million worth of work for CHYNA, perfectly normal and legal."
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Jan 11, 2024 13:36
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BigglesSWE posted:Lmao I missed this one: dudes movements look like a muppets
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Jan 11, 2024 13:39
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It’s pretty hilarious that Donnie doesn’t realize that getting money for nothing would’ve been a better lie than “I abused the office of the presidency to do personal favors and got paid for it”.
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Jan 11, 2024 13:42
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Strong Sauce posted:
lmao
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Jan 11, 2024 13:44
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https://twitter.com/Jose_Pagliery/status/1745426341552345186
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Jan 11, 2024 13:50
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Funny how the NSA panopticon disappears for right wing terrorists.
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Jan 11, 2024 13:51
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Funny how the NSA panopticon disappears for right wing terrorists. It's really easy to avoid NSA attention if you refuse to acknowledge that there's anything outside of the United States.
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Jan 11, 2024 13:59
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Trump: Eight million dollars is such a small amount of money. Chud somewhere in a $32,000 home in complete disrepair: HE’S JUST LIKE ME! SEE!!!!!
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Jan 11, 2024 13:59
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Because if I'm gonna blow up someone's house or workplace I'm going to give them ample warning
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Jan 11, 2024 14:01
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Random Stranger posted:It's really easy to avoid NSA attention if you refuse to acknowledge that there's anything outside of the United States. It's been a couple decades since intelligence agencies have even given lip service to respecting domestic borders. There's extensive journalism about the NSA's domestic wiretapping, everyone just looks the other way when they come after muslims and leftists. But for some reason the rules around domestic surveillance come up when the usual white supremacists pop up. If the same capabilities developed to go after al qaeda et al were pointed at the J6 crowd, the entire lot of them would have been rounded up within the week instead of relying on classmates and coworkers to identify them in social media videos. AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jan 11, 2024 14:04
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Chief McHeath posted:Trump: Eight million dollars is such a small amount of money. Even the pizza guy would be insulted if you offered him that as a tip!
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Jan 11, 2024 14:05
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I met her up in Washington not too long ago And why they elected her I guess I'll never know, She'd stand there and cry out about his enormous dong, "But what about Joe Biden's son and have you seen his hog?" Hunter Biden's hog, it's just hangin' out there, Marge won't forget it and the rest of us don't care She shows us pics and posts them all on vengeful right wing blogs, Cause all she ever talks about is Hunter Biden's hog.
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Jan 11, 2024 14:07
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Infinitum posted:
He looks genuinely unwell
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Jan 11, 2024 14:08
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Testikles posted:I met her up in Washington not too long ago Margarine Trailer Grease wants to be high on his hog
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Jan 11, 2024 14:08
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Chief McHeath posted:Trump: Eight million dollars is such a small amount of money. Also Trump: *cashes check for 4 cents*
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Jan 11, 2024 14:09
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Because if I'm gonna blow up someone's house or workplace I'm going to give them ample warning true of any bomb threat really honestly it's more considerate than swatting since the cops are less likely to shoot you
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