LOLTrump: Motherfucker this entire thread is an unhealthy mental exercise

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bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Grape

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:04

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# ? May 28, 2024 03:10

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

BrideOfUglycat posted:

Morning Catch up.

Fun fact -- They are still restricted for planting in Michigan. Like, you have to get special permission to get plants. I learned this when researching how to get blackcurrants here because my British husband introduced me to blackcurrant tea and spread, and America hates those things apparently.

Another Fun Fact -- That fake grape flavor was apparently an actual grape flavor back in the early American grape days, but the species of grape has been bred out of existence.

You're thinking of banana, which is based on the gros Michel. Grape flavor is modeled on the Concord grapes, which are amazing if you can get them fresh.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:04

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Stoatbringer posted:

So is the actual end of the trial, or will the Judge then take a few weeks to render his final decision?

Doubt Engoron will have a decision today. Also, Monday is a federal holiday and the Iowa caucus.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:05

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

Mad Hamish posted:

Mods please probe anyone who starts and continues a goddamned self-checkout derail, this is the thread for loling at a mush-brained criminal rapist and child molestor who somehow became president of the United States and served room-temperature McDonald's to a football team and thought it was the greatest thing in the world.

And also gawking at the GOP freakshow, I guess.

Relax, we've moved on to grape discussion

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:05

Sir John Falstaff: Apr 13, 2010

credburn posted:

I hate the self checkouts that don't let you mute it. And those real fuckin snarky ones that when you push to mute it, it DOUBLES the volume, so it can shout APPLES!!! RED DELICIOUS!!!! and everyone can know my fuckin business.

I've been using self-checkouts since 2003, but back then it was better because the store still employed like 2-5 cashiers at a time, so there never was a line at the self-checkout. Now there are lines

If you're buying Red Delicious apples you deserve to receive the shame for it.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:05

Aramis: Sep 22, 2009

I, for one, am chomping at the bit for this clown show to get started.

It's going to be a grape day, I'm sure of it.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:13

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:13

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Did someone say (grapes)

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:16

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745464152016257167

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:16

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

RVWinkle posted:

Relax, we've moved on to grape discussion

We. Grapes. rear end.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:16

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Infinitum posted:

thread title pls

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:16

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Stoatbringer posted:

So is the actual end of the trial, or will the Judge then take a few weeks to render his final decision?

He'll issue a written judgment after going over the written closing briefs and argument today in detail. He's not going to rule from the bench. Probably have a final verdict next week.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:16

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

You should self check out your nutz

(to feel for any abnormal growth or tenderness)

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:17

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

redshirt posted:

I don't believe Trump is required to be in NY court today. He's choosing to go.

So his "Election Interference" claims, and if he brings up his dead MIL, are all BS. As usual of course, but specific in this case.

Dead MIL didn't seem to bother him during his town hall last night, he certainly seemed to be handling her death pretty well.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:17

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

poisonpill posted:

Did someone say (grapes)

A duck walked up to the trump :laffo:

thread
And he said to the man, running the thread--

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:17

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

bird with big dick posted:

Grape

Ban this filth.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:19

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Aramis posted:

I, for one, am chomping at the bit for this clown show to get started.

It's going to be a grape day, I'm sure of it.

Hot dog!

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:20

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

RVWinkle posted:

Relax, we've moved on to grape discussion

(grapes!)

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:20

Burning_Monk: Jan 11, 2005; Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

ElectricSheep posted:

Hot dog!

Do not feed grapes to hot dogs.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:20

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

RVWinkle posted:

Relax, we've moved on to grape discussion

I'm buying grapes right now in the self checkout lane. Now I am yelling at the attendant asking why the bag wasn't $2.99 that was advertised on the shelf.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:21

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm buying grapes right now in the self checkout lane. Now I am yelling at the attendant asking why the bag wasn't $2.99 that was advertised on the shelf.

don't forget to tip

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:21

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

If it wasn't for self-checkout I wouldn't be able to afford all of this organic produce.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:23

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:23

crusty: Apr 16, 2015; Crustacean

Infinitum posted:

Am I the only goddamned one who doesn't know what this is from?

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:23

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

crusty posted:

Am I the only goddamned one who doesn't know what this is from?

Maybe. It's an old meme/photoshop Friday thing.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:25

VanOwen: Oct 8, 2011; Any group that controls this many fonts and is bold enough to use all these exclamation marks must be incredibly powerful! And soon, in fact this Thursday in the cafetorium, I shall become their leader!

kazil posted:

He is literally making GBS threads his pants in that image.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:26

Wii Spawn Camper: Nov 25, 2005

crusty posted:

Am I the only goddamned one who doesn't know what this is from?

17 edit: 20 fuckin' years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xK6Tjfsr2Y

Wii Spawn Camper fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jan 11, 2024

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:27

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

crusty posted:

Am I the only goddamned one who doesn't know what this is from?

It's from 20 years ago, don't feel bad

We're old here and live in our glory days (just like Trump who still thinks he's in sixth grade).

Edit: Beaten above but yeah, here's the Goldmine front page article:

https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/judohobo-its-new/

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:27

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

VanOwen posted:

He is literally making GBS threads his pants in that image.

that's his secret, captain. He's always making GBS threads his pants

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:28

PuttyKnife: Jan 2, 2006; Despair brings the puttyknife down.

So wait, we don�t feed grapes to hot dogs in the self checkout line while talking about Trump?

Is this the hook with the Gremlins sequel? Man, politics in my Mogwai toons. Can�t escape them.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:29

Shishkahuben: Mar 5, 2009

300 posts between midnight and now and it turns out to be goons gooning out over ancient memes and self checkout (????)

goddamn it

PainterofCrap posted:

I use the hand scanner and take nothing out of my cart. Self-checkout owns.

I'm gonna take your lunch money

Shishkahuben fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Jan 11, 2024

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:31

Mr Teatime: Apr 7, 2009

Infinitum posted:

Too fat, fat you must cut lean.
You got to take the elevator to the mezzanine
Trump.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:31

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Shishkahuben posted:

300 posts between midnight and now and it turns out to be goons gooning out over ancient memes and bar graphs

goddamn it

Also detailed stories about how they checkout at the grocery store.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:32

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

I use the hand scanner and take nothing out of my cart. Self-checkout owns.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:32

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

Checkout Trump, I think he's grape

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:34

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

in all this chaos a mod got away with recommending people listen to podcasts, disgusting

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:36

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

In my 72 years as president...

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:36

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

sugar free jazz posted:

in all this chaos a mod got away with recommending people listen to podcasts, disgusting

Before you know it they'll be trying to invite us over to play this great new boardgame...

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:37

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Mr Teatime posted:

Too fat, fat you must cut lean.
You got to take the elevator to the mezzanine
Trump.

CHUMP CHANGE! And it's on, super bon bon
super bon bon, super bon bon

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:38

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Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Escape From Noise posted:

In my 72 years as president...

reading comprehension issue

# ? Jan 11, 2024 16:39

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