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Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Escape From Noise posted:

In my 72 years as president...


Crazy how they stopped fighting in Afganistan during trump's term and then started back up after Biden was sworn in

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Escape From Noise posted:

In my 72 years as president...


Let's see here...
All conflicts USA is involved in any facet during Trump years.

War in Afghanistan
US intervention in Yemen
US intervention in the War in North-West Pakistan
Second US Intervention in the Somali Civil War
US military intervention in Niger
US-led intervention in Iraq
US intervention in the Syrian civil war
US intervention in Libya

Just lol if anyone thinks the USA is ever not involved in a war. Double lol that the president of the USA thinks so.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Is donald trump going to rip his shirt open and reveal a superman shirt underneath and demand to take the stand in his defense today?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

All I know is that closing arguments are scheduled to take hours and Trump has to sit there through the entire thing lol

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Oscar Wild posted:

Is donald trump going to rip his shirt open and reveal a superman shirt underneath and demand to take the stand in his defense today?

He spent his entire term trying to end Afghanistan, didn't even succeed in loving doing it lmao

crusty
Apr 16, 2015

Crustacean



funeral home DJ posted:

It's from 20 years ago, don't feel bad

We're old here and live in our glory days (just like Trump who still thinks he's in sixth grade).

Edit: Beaten above but yeah, here's the Goldmine front page article:

https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/judohobo-its-new/

Speedy service around here!

Now I've seen the original image I think I've seen it referenced.

That video is pretty amazing, some real effort put into those!

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose

kazil posted:

All I know is that closing arguments are scheduled to take hours and Trump has to sit there through the entire thing lol

My thoughts and prayers to the poor person who has to clean that chair tonight.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


crusty posted:

That video is pretty amazing, some real effort put into those!

The other ancient one that was super popular was Pizza Matrix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzYulkD13D0

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Grey Cat posted:

Let's see here...
All conflicts USA is involved in any facet during Trump years.

War in Afghanistan
US intervention in Yemen
US intervention in the War in North-West Pakistan
Second US Intervention in the Somali Civil War
US military intervention in Niger
US-led intervention in Iraq
US intervention in the Syrian civil war
US intervention in Libya

Just lol if anyone thinks the USA is ever not involved in a war. Double lol that the president of the USA thinks so.

These are just the unambiguously accepted and reported conflicts, the US has like 800 overseas bases and god knows how many black sites, safe to say that a lot of them are Up To poo poo.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

kazil posted:

All I know is that closing arguments are scheduled to take hours and Trump has to sit there through the entire thing lol

Superman wouldn't just sit there

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Sunday Morning posted:

My thoughts and prayers to the poor person who has to clean that chair tonight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDqPClQoFz4

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005




The market place of ideas never takes, it only gives ❤️

Therefore TOTAL EXONERATION

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

kazil posted:

All I know is that closing arguments are scheduled to take hours and Trump has to sit there through the entire thing lol

And his lawyers have to sit next to him in the fog of armpit/ketchup/butt stink.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Trump hates war after his stint fighting STI’s in Vietnam

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Whatever happened to those "leaked emails" from Judge Goron?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Failed Imagineer posted:

reading comprehension issue

I was just joking around.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

In my 72 years as president...


Remember when Trump assassinated that high ranking Iranian in Iraq?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Mr. Trump went a courtin’ and he did whine uh-huh

Trumpie went a courtin’ and he did whine uh-huh
Trumpie went a courtin’ and he did whine, phone and pisstape by his side, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh


To the tune of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmVDaczx9nU

Feel free to add more verses!

Also I know that is not the correct use of “courting” but eh

jet sanchEz
Oct 24, 2001

Lousy Manipulative Dog
I sometimes think about judo-hobo because I see a lot of homeless people in my city without shirts on in the summer

crusty
Apr 16, 2015

Crustacean

Infinitum posted:

The other ancient one that was super popular was Pizza Matrix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzYulkD13D0

Lmao

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


jet sanchEz posted:

I sometimes think about judo-hobo because I see a lot of homeless people in my city without shirts on in the summer

houseless

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Failed Imagineer posted:

These are just the unambiguously accepted and reported conflicts, the US has like 800 overseas bases and god knows how many black sites, safe to say that a lot of them are Up To poo poo.

Exactly, I'm not talking off the book stuff, this is just the plain as day stuff that clearly happened under trump.
Who knows how many times he ordered seal team 6 to raid a middle eastern mcdonalds for their foreign menu items.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



redshirt posted:

Remember when Trump assassinated that high ranking Iranian in Iraq?

"No wars because I failed to start World War 3. ERECTION INTERFERENCE!"

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Shifting to direct attacks/rebuttals.

Lean into this more, Joe.

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1745470711148261673

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
is the court thing still going on? How long could it possibly take to totally and completely exonerate the most innocent man in history? Hurry up judge

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Escape From Noise posted:

I was just joking around.

Same bro same

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Grey Cat posted:

Exactly, I'm not talking off the book stuff, this is just the plain as day stuff that clearly happened under trump.
Who knows how many times he ordered seal team 6 to raid a middle eastern mcdonalds for their foreign menu items.
like a month into his presidency he got a bunch of seals killed in an ambush and we didn't hear about it for like a year

also "trade wars are good and easy to win"

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
EDIT

:smugdon: also did his very best to start a war with Iran in 2020, not in 2021 like I had previously quoted :doh:

Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Jan 11, 2024

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Remember when Trump gave up an American base in Syria to the Russians?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

redshirt posted:

Remember when Trump gave up an American base in Syria to the Russians?

Afghanistan withdrawal was a Bidenomics Disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


If I could ride the waterslide at a $4k per night hooker house I'd be so happy

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Remember when his bagboy convinced him to try and pull troops out of Germany? Because of loving course he’d get that idea from a goddamn bagboy.

hydroceramics
Jan 8, 2014

Trump crime dilation: I thought that happened like at least a year beforehand.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

InsertPotPun posted:

like a month into his presidency he got a bunch of seals killed in an ambush and we didn't hear about it for like a year

also "trade wars are good and easy to win"

If I recall that story was much, much worse than that. Some operation that Obama didn't want to do, but Trump did in his first week, that also ended in the killing of a young girl. Or are you talking about a different operation?

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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hydroceramics posted:

Trump crime dilation: I thought that happened like at least a year beforehand.

It did. Jan. 3, 2020.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Sorry. I got TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

it's amazing that he let the Battle of Khasham actually go down the way it did

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



https://i.imgur.com/mUcikUQ.mp4

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




Quaff the Ribena, let's do this.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Steadiman posted:

is the court thing still going on? How long could it possibly take to totally and completely exonerate the most innocent man in history? Hurry up judge

Yes. Defense is presenting right now. The only availing argument they've made is that the SoL cuts off everything before 2014 and a large amount of the damages relies on contracts signed before 2014. He's wrong, but it's the only legally sound argument.

Everything else has been speaking directly to the only person in the courtroom kise cares about - the guy who directs his campaign to pay his bills.

The AG's office will present the closing that matters after lunch.

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