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I like how in the end, she is like "nope, I;m dead now".
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She definitely shouldn't have been doing the ladder shuffle but if you've never worked in retail or the trades: do you have any idea what it takes to get a company to replace a ladder? They don't understand; they bought a ladder already, and you can use it. Fifteen years of the ladder shuffle by Jenny? Irrelevant. The ladder currently exists so we don't need another one. We have the ladder. *kills an employee, sends memo about the ladder shuffle being a fireable offense*
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Jan 11, 2024 11:36
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I feel like it would've taken *less* time and energy to just step off of it entirely and move it properly. The dumbass shuffle is more exertion for less distance traveled.
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Nenonen posted:The step ladder probably is rated to support her weight (barely) I think this is a wildly inaccurate assumption about that person's weight and the safety factor of metal constructions The ladder was probably fine as built, more likely it was just worn / damaged in a way that drastically reduced its capacity
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As a person of generous carriage I had to go out of my way to find a sturdy step ladder because most of the aluminum step ladders at the hardware store are rated for 275-300lbs. That's for both whoever is using the ladder and anything they're carrying. That being said she doesn't look that heavy but I guarantee this isn't a new ladder and there's no way this is the first time someone has decided to scoot across the floor like a dipshit on the thing.
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It's hard to judge her height to guess her weight, but she seems very practiced in doing that shuffle maneuver. I suspect she's done it a bunch and this was just the day that the ladder gave out.
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Jan 11, 2024 13:33
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Don’t cross the beams.
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Tagra posted:How about some MyCrimes.tattoo https://youtu.be/EXPPSQhUVss?si=80liJr9k8EAP4GTc
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More personal schad: Tried to go out to get groceries, and immediately slipped on the mirror smooth sheet of ice covering the entire front of the building. Didn't hurt myself, but did tear the crotch of my pants wide open. And because I'm dirt poor, they were my only intact pair of outdoor pants, so now I'll have to go out wearing some ratty old track pants. It's not a style/fashion issue, I just hate doing it because it makes me feel underdressed, like I'm in public only wearing long johns or someshit. Maybe this would've been better in the first world problems thread, idk
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Sekenr posted:I like how in the end, she is like "nope, I;m dead now". I read it more as "wow, I deserved way worse"
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Nordick posted:More personal schad: It’s an uncomfortable sensation to be out in your inside clothes. SA project to get this goon some real pants??
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:It’s an uncomfortable sensation to be out in your inside clothes. I don’t mind them going crotchless tbh
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Sentient Data posted:Business hack: If old stock isn't moving, sell it to the insurance company! Place I used to work for "sold" (intercompany transfer) products we produced to our belgian holding and logistics centre as stock entirely so in three years they'd be written off as a tax writeoff. This was going on for like two years before I left.
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Nordick posted:More personal schad: I will send you some pants pm me a size and address
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:SA project to get this goon some real pants?? I appreciate the thought a lot (and I already received a PM earlier offering to help), but I should be able to get a new pair, which I was kinda due for anyways since these were already pretty worn out. But thanks.
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Jan 11, 2024 20:07
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SA project to bedazzle the crotch hole
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If you’d worn those JO joggers infamously advertised on Twitter of late, this wouldn’t have happened.
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Don't these forums have a bad history with buying goons' pants.
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Jan 11, 2024 21:45
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The Hulk Hogan Meat Pants
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Grem posted:Imagine how stupid the average person is. Half the world is stupider than that. I've heard this expression a lot, but the one that gets me is that it is "impossible to build a bear-proof trashcan". That there is enough of a ven diagram overlap between people and bears, that a trashcan that can defeat the smartest bear, will also defeat the stupidest person. It's both funny and holy-gently caress facepalm because the more you think about it, the stupider the stupidest person becomes. Left brain - "Surely they could just write instructions on the side..." Right brain - (double underlines stupidest person)
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Nordick posted:More personal schad: I have a long history of tearing the crotch out of my pants while visiting foreign countries. I'm at the point where I will only get into cars like an old person with hip issues (i.e. sit down sideways and spin).
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Rasmus posted:like an old person with hip issues (i.e. sit down sideways and spin). But enough about my ex wife!
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Unperson_47 posted:Don't these forums have a bad history with buying goons' pants. 
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captainOrbital posted:SA project to bedazzle the crotch hole It's called vajazzling, don't be weird
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Another fine Morton Thiokol product
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:SA project to get this goon some real pants?? I’m unironically in. Where do I PayPal?
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Get that goon some goku pants. Goons love goku pants.
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Today's edition of WTF Were You Expecting a good one
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Just grab the bull by the balls.
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freeedr posted:I don’t mind them going crotchless tbh will assless chaps suffice?
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Non Compos Mentis posted:will assless chaps suffice? Like a bunch of British Hank Hills?
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Hyperlynx posted:Speaking of bad ladders: Going to have to send a squad of marines out to retrieve that, like in bulletsponge’s story (I think it was his). Hope there are no casualties!
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Non Compos Mentis posted:will assless chaps suffice? Aren't all chaps assless?
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Megillah Gorilla posted:What's the weight rating on that ladder? 20kg? They should teach ladder safety in schools, like to everyone, not just shop class. Since we're already bleeding into OSHA territory: Every ladder made conforms to a standard, and everything you could want to know about ladder standards is here. tldr is that that ladder is probably rated for 200lbs, or 225 if you assume that the liquor store didn't completely cheap out (lol). Being generous and assuming the ladder was rated for that woman's weight, it still isn't designed to be shuffled across the floor. Ladders are made of cheap stamped aluminum or maybe fiberglass, and are only strong in exactly one way. So rolling the dice each time she's done it, and the prize is a broken hip. Caedus posted:She definitely shouldn't have been doing the ladder shuffle but if you've never worked in retail or the trades: do you have any idea what it takes to get a company to replace a ladder? They don't understand; they bought a ladder already, and you can use it. Fifteen years of the ladder shuffle by Jenny? Irrelevant. The ladder currently exists so we don't need another one. We have the ladder. Where I work if I found a ladder that was even a little suspect I would destroy it myself, throw it in the dumpster, and order a new one, and no one would bat an eye. One of the perks of being union labour I guess. I would love to have the kind of confidence it would take to test fire a shoddily home made rocket straight at my balls.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Aren't all chaps assless? Chaps with an rear end would be some kind of long front shorts
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