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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Artless Milius is back?

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Artless Milius is back?

you dont have to like the guy but this is just embarrassing

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Artless Milius is back?

durrrrrrrr

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Remember the Abortion Doctor in Brawl in Cell Block 99. That poo poo was funny. They have to fly him in from China and his skillset was all about torturing and mangling fetuses. How does an abortion doctor even get to learn that stuff?

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

you dont have to like the guy but this is just embarrassing

I mean it's not a fair comparison but it's not wrong either

Hard to imagine Zahler being friends with the Coens lol


Fighting Elegy posted:

Remember the Abortion Doctor in Brawl in Cell Block 99. That poo poo was funny. They have to fly him in from China and his skillset was all about torturing and mangling fetuses. How does an abortion doctor even get to learn that stuff?

Practice!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Fighting Elegy posted:

Remember the Abortion Doctor in Brawl in Cell Block 99. That poo poo was funny. They have to fly him in from China and his skillset was all about torturing and mangling fetuses. How does an abortion doctor even get to learn that stuff?

It's so psychotic, makes it extra funny that Zahler is a "my movies don't have an ideology" guy

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
This picture looks like Gibson is playing a sorcerer and Vaughn is playing Stephen Seagal.

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

the john wick movies are on netflix but for some hosed up reason they don't have the neat subtitle overlays when people are speaking russian or guinea or w/e

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Reminds me of Asimov where the stories are mostly remembered for interesting ideas and the characters tend to be cardboard cut outs at best.

I liked the one where everyone lived on their own robot plantations and only had sanitary phone sex with each other. It might have been my goon awakening.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

PerniciousKnid posted:

I liked the one where everyone lived on their own robot plantations and only had sanitary phone sex with each other. It might have been my goon awakening.

Might be the only book I ever read where everyone being plugged into a socialist hive mind is portrayed as not only the most moral and sensible option in a vacuum, but also in the context of it being the only way to prevent Libertarians from selling out humanity to hostile aliens.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

you dont have to like the guy but this is just embarrassing

tristeham posted:

durrrrrrrr

lol at making this shlock your identity.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

lol at making this shlock your identity.


tristeham posted:

durrrrrrrr

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

schlock rules actually and i dont think anyone itt would disagree

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's okay to like whatever you like as long as you aren't a jerk about it unless provoked. There's no fine line between schlock and great art. Many things are both, even more are the former pretending to be the latter.

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Reminds me of Asimov where the stories are mostly remembered for interesting ideas and the characters tend to be cardboard cut outs at best.

That's my main complaint about 3BP - it's classic science fiction in the worst sense. There's infodumps, talking heads, convienient scientific breakthroughs, flat one dimensional characters, jostling around to showcase the ideas rather than plot... The Cultural Revolution part was very interesting and came alive in a way that much of the rest of the book didn't.

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

nonathlon posted:

That's my main complaint about 3BP - it's classic science fiction in the worst sense. There's infodumps, talking heads, convienient scientific breakthroughs, flat one dimensional characters, jostling around to showcase the ideas rather than plot... The Cultural Revolution part was very interesting and came alive in a way that much of the rest of the book didn't.

in the Chinese version of the show the cultural revolution stuff was probably the best acted and most interesting. the VR stuff started so confusing to me. it took awhile for me to figure out what the hell was actually going on in this weird rear end world. the main character is pretty lame though.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

shlock is absolutely my identity

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

PriorMarcus posted:

Much like the Watchmen tv show I'm convinced that most of the popularity of 3BP comes not from the actual contents of the books but because they made a lot of people aware of a real world crime they hadn't previously been exposed too.

What's the problem? Too many bodies?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Justin Tyme posted:

would cars 9/11

This alone had me cackling

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

shlock is absolutely my identity

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

lol at making this shlock your identity.

Brawl in Cell Block 99 rules

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
IT'S A DANGEROUS LINE OF WORK
HIS LUCK WON'T LAST FOREVER

Cookie Cutter
Nov 29, 2020

Is there something else that's bothering you Mr. President?

Zahler is going to cast Andrew Tate and Gina Carano

Cookie Cutter
Nov 29, 2020

Is there something else that's bothering you Mr. President?

clarification: I love S Craig Zahler. bring on the pulp.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Never seen his movies but he does cop movies right? Oh and some sort of prison fight movie?

Plenty of great movies in the latter genre. I've also heard great things about the Undisputed movies.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Shageletic posted:

Never seen his movies but he does cop movies right? Oh and some sort of prison fight movie?

Plenty of great movies in the latter genre. I've also heard great things about the Undisputed movies.

he does movies that express the paranoid fantasies of White Men, starting with Bone Tomahawk which is all about the fear of The Other coming to take our women and children

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
what makes them interesting is that he is a "my movies aren't conservative, i don't have an ideology, i'm just making stuff that I think is cool" guy so rather than seeming like he's TRYING to get a specific point across, you get glimpses into the actual mindset of guys like this

e: tbf I haven't seen Dragged Across Concrete yet because it's longer than his other ones

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

That's all the more reason not to fight everything you come across! Like it's clear the end goal was just to have a human vs aliens scenario, invent some bullshit sci-fi nonsense instead of trying to make it sound smart and failing

the goal was to "solve" the Fermi Parodox and the dumbass solution involves the literal death of God lol

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

RandolphCarter posted:

yea and it’s dumb even by game standards.

its like talos principle 2 where the game would be simply better if everyone just shut the gently caress up

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

e: tbf I haven't seen Dragged Across Concrete yet because it's longer than his other ones

it's good

Pretzel Rod Serling
Aug 6, 2008



Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

e: tbf I haven't seen Dragged Across Concrete yet because it's longer than his other ones

iirc this is the one that’s about how sometimes police have to do brutality and it’s fine. It gets results.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Pretzel Rod Serling posted:

iirc this is the one that’s about how sometimes police have to do brutality and it’s fine. It gets results.

"NO, NO, IT'S ABOUT A COOL COP WHO DOES COOL THINGS"

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Quentin Tarantino makes the same kind of movies imo where it's just like a tunnel into a different guy's vision of what "cool" looks like

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


drat horror queefs posted:

I didn't love the book but big cuddly space spiders are a noble literary subject

The book Half-Built Garden has a literal sex scene with a big cuddly space spider. A lesbian threesome, no less.

(I don't really recommend the book)

coathat
May 21, 2007

Pretzel Rod Serling posted:

iirc this is the one that’s about how sometimes police have to do brutality and it’s fine. It gets results.

thats exactly the opposite of what happens and the message of the movie

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Brawl in Cell Block 99 rules

this is his best one for sure

coathat
May 21, 2007

Holding back just enough for the whole move to only drop that it's actually the American version of Riki-Oh in the final act was masterful.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

coathat posted:

Holding back just enough for the whole move to only drop that it's actually the American version of Riki-Oh in the final act was masterful.
yes

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
like there's all these kind of red herrings about where the movie might go with the relationship stuff in the first act and the prison guard trying to talk him into joining their Boxing club, and it's not that these things don't matter, but once Vince Vaughn is given "the choice" after being put into prison the movie jettisons all of them like booster rockets and it becomes a movie about a man who is determined to punch the entire world in the face

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