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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

kazil posted:



Ya love to see it

Johnson's son gets a notification "Johnson chewed"

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

TulliusCicero posted:

Please keep pissing him off

Just keep digging till you hit CHYNA Donnie

But the man had great financial statements! GREAT!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Gonna laugh pretty loving hard if the fine is in the billions

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


CHEW JOHNSON!

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Gonna laugh pretty loving hard if the fine is in the billions

He should fine him 18 billion, he's good for it right?

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

if anyone is struggling with these jokes above, "Johnson" is a another name for "penis" hth

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


When do we get the fine?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Gonna laugh pretty loving hard if the fine is in the billions

"I settled on 100 times the valuation of MAL, or $1.8 billion"

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Total Party Kill posted:

if anyone is struggling with these jokes above, "Johnson" is a another name for "penis" hth

WHAT

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



THEY SAID, "IF ANYONE IS STRUGGLING WITH THESE JOKES ABOVE, 'JOHNSON' IS A ANOTHER NAME FOR 'PENIS' HTH"

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Grey Cat posted:

When do we get the fine?
Whenever Engoron issues the written opinion, he says no later than the end of the month but who knows. I imagine he's already chosen a particular decision, but legal writing to support it doesn't flow from the fingers like a forum shitpost so it could be a while. Also he has other cases he has attend to which likely require a bit of catching up on.

Jake Gittes
Jul 11, 2006

me irl
wait so that's what those big johnson shirts from the 90s were about?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Grey Cat posted:

THEY SAID, "IF ANYONE IS STRUGGLING WITH THESE JOKES ABOVE, 'JOHNSON' IS A ANOTHER NAME FOR 'PENIS' HTH"

HOKAYYYY

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Total Party Kill posted:

if anyone is struggling with these jokes above, "Johnson" is a another name for "penis" hth

Post itt everytime you lol at the GOP beating their Johnson

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Johnson standing firm:

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/1745840555072934190

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Total Party Kill posted:

if anyone is struggling with these jokes above, "Johnson" is a another name for "penis" hth

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


It must blow to be Johnson right now.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I hope energon smashes him for at least half a billion. Just a nice solid easily quoted amount, not 370, not 420, half a billion. Or a whole billion, that would be extra funny.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Johnson in a real pickle.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:hmbol:

It's 2024. The GOP is imploding

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


GOP's Johnson has mind of his own.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

TulliusCicero posted:

:hmbol:

It's 2024. The GOP is imploding

Well, we'll see what the Freedom Caucus does here. Johnson can easily pass the spending deal with Dem support, but will the Freedom Caucus try to kick Johnson out in retaliation?

zone
Dec 6, 2016


Maybe now the Freedumb Caucus will get it, that folks are free to not give a poo poo about what they think, even dirty rats like Johnson

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Waffle House posted:

I'm getting big Sonic vibes for some reason I can't put my BEAUTIFUL LARGE fingers on.

It's uncanny!



And also somebody's avatar.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Johnson getting beat up in public

Gaukler
Oct 9, 2012



So does this mean he's sticking with the Schumer plan and relying on democrats or is this some other harebrained scheme?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

More like Johnson and the Freedom Cock-us (cock is another word for penis)

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Lmao that Johnson is a loving lunatic but even he wants government to function

He's too sane for the Freedumb Caucus, holy gently caress

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol he's getting vacated by February

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

"You can't fly home and will be stuck in DC because all the air traffic controllers will be on furlough" probably focuses minds a bit.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
"Johnson fucks most hard-line GOP members in the rear end." - a reputable news outlet somewhere

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



:sickos:

Gaukler posted:

So does this mean he's sticking with the Schumer plan and relying on democrats or is this some other harebrained scheme?

It appears to be the Schumer plan, yeah.

Symphoric
Apr 20, 2005


The grip around Johnson is tightening. He's getting jerked around on every side. Things are gonna explode soon.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Penis

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Toxic Mental posted:

I'm going to plagiarize everyone's post and there's nothing you can do to stop me. I have absolute immunity. Many very respected people and experts are saying.
Who was that poster that anyone could edit their posts... Liface?

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

kazil posted:

lol he's getting vacated by February

He's getting vacated this month

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Johnson should have bet on the come.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Michael "Wee Wee Ding-Dong WingerWanger Trouser Trout Tally whacker" Johnson

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Lmao the HFC are such impotent pathetic losers with no power, this loving proves it again after Gym's humiliation, but they will be allowed to vacate another GOP speaker because they all have brain damage

LMAO

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Johnson head cut short

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